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She looks very pliable. Probably works the Kegels with elastic bands.
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But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
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93henfan wrote:
She looks very pliable. Probably works the Kegels with elastic bands.
.....and loves soft balls.
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93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.
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GannonFan wrote:93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.
In Tiger's defense, Waffle House waitresses have mad skillz.
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GannonFan wrote:93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.
It's all about the "strange"....


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SunCoastBlueHen wrote:Chizzang wrote:Is there enough money in the world to make this go away..?
Because we're about to find out
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kraft will use the full brunt of his immense legal team
and bury the state of Florida in a mountain of paperwork
and then after 20 lawyers and 10,000 submittals stacked to the ceiling
Kraft will claim the accusations are false
I'm sure Kraft is looking for a happy ending.
I hope he doesn't blow his wad on attorneys.
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Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?
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bluehenbillk wrote:Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?
Being a billionaire and going to a massage parlor should be a crime. A crime for stupidity.
Seriously. Getting a handjob from a trafficked Chinawoman for $59 (+$20 for a wet willie), when you could be getting the finest women in the world delivered to your pad for whatever the hell you want them to do?

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∞∞∞ wrote:Is this even an issue? Like smoking weed, prostitution should be legal.
As far as crimes go, this is meh.
But but but hes a rich white man!!!
See how easy you got it?


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93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
Some people like it dirty, cheap and wrong.
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This will certainly take the air out of the last SB championship.

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Chizzang wrote:∞∞∞ wrote:It should be legalized and regulated. That way people that want massages and those whom offer the service can do it in a legal way.
No doubt the problem is mostly solved through legalizing prostitution
https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/04/19/is-legalized-prostitution-safer/legalizing-prostitution-leads-to-more-trafficking
The presence of an adult sex industry increases both the rates of child sexual exploitation and trafficking. It may be true that some women in commercial sex exercised some level of informed choice, had other options to entering and have no histories of familial trauma, neglect or sexual abuse. But, these women are the minority and don’t represent the overwhelming majority of women, girls, boys and transgender youth, for whom the sex industry isn’t about choice but lack of choice.

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bluehenbillk wrote:Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?
Let’s start with you. How often have you paid for sex?
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89Hen wrote:Chizzang wrote:
No doubt the problem is mostly solved through legalizing prostitution
https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/04/19/is-legalized-prostitution-safer/legalizing-prostitution-leads-to-more-traffickingThe presence of an adult sex industry increases both the rates of child sexual exploitation and trafficking. It may be true that some women in commercial sex exercised some level of informed choice, had other options to entering and have no histories of familial trauma, neglect or sexual abuse. But, these women are the minority and don’t represent the overwhelming majority of women, girls, boys and transgender youth, for whom the sex industry isn’t about choice but lack of choice.
That's like just her opinion man...

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And in a strange irony, Kraft stock went down 27% today.
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What does AOC have to say about it?
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93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
His wife passed away a couple of years ago...
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Ivytalk wrote:What does AOC have to say about it?
Who cares, with a rack like that?

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Col Hogan wrote:93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?
The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.
His wife passed away a couple of years ago...
Yeah. He was banging some non-CID approved waif since. She was obviously attracted to his natural good looks and fashion sense:

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I'm getting t shirts made that say "I taste like Kraft"
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