If G.W. Bush had...

[blueballs]

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics,
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent
"Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to cinco de cuatro in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on earth day would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually forgot what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and
incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years,
would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so
brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything?

Don't worry. He's done all this in 6
months -- so you'll have three years and six months
to come up with an answer.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

The responses should be priceless and worthless all at the same time.......

[wideright82]

Get over it blueballs, bush didn't do those things, he did others, so who the fuck knows.



Alpha, you're new to me, but same goes for you.

[AZGrizFan]

Get over it blueballs, bush didn't do those things, he did others, so who the fuck knows.



Alpha, you're new to me, but same goes for you.

And yet Obama gets a pass from the dick-sucking left on each and every one of these.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Get over it blueballs, bush didn't do those things, he did others, so who the **** knows.



Alpha, you're new to me, but same goes for you.

And yet Obama gets a pass from the dick-sucking left on each and every one of these.

Now you are starting to get it:

Bush is bad
Black is whack!

[Wedgebuster]

What if Bush wood have gotten a blow job?

[AZGrizFan]

What if Bush wood have gotten a blow job?

As long as he didn't lie to the grand jury about it, I'm fine with it.

[Wedgebuster]

What if Bush wood have gotten a blow job?

As long as he didn't lie to the grand jury about it, I'm fine with it.

How wood he have had to go before a grand jury? Bob Barr did not hate him then.

[AZGrizFan]

As long as he didn't lie to the grand jury about it, I'm fine with it.

How wood he have had to go before a grand jury? Bob Barr did not hate him then.

Nah, but somebody wood have hated him. I'm sure of it.

[Wedgebuster]

How wood he have had to go before a grand jury? Bob Barr did not hate him then.

Nah, but somebody wood have hated him. I'm sure of it.

Well they wood have to have a majority in the house.

[AZGrizFan]

Nah, but somebody wood have hated him. I'm sure of it.

Well they wood have to have a majority in the house.

I'm sure they wood have figured out a way. They wood not just let it die.

[Wedgebuster]

Well they wood have to have a majority in the house.

I'm sure they wood have figured out a way. They wood not just let it die.

His leggacy wood never die.

[AZGrizFan]

I'm sure they wood have figured out a way. They wood not just let it die.

His leggacy wood never die.

I'm sure more donks wood have been pissed off at him than conks wood have been pissed off at Clinton. We woodn't care if he'd gotten a bj, if he just wood have told the truth to the Grand Jury the whole thing wood have blown (pun intended) over. I wood guarantee that.

[wideright82]

Get over it blueballs, bush didn't do those things, he did others, so who the fuck knows.



Alpha, you're new to me, but same goes for you.

And yet Obama gets a pass from the dick-sucking left on each and every one of these.

Yeah scratch it... back on board!



BITCH AWAY BLUE... BITCH AWAY!!!!

[AZGrizFan]

And yet Obama gets a pass from the dick-sucking left on each and every one of these.

Yeah scratch it... back on board!



BITCH AWAY BLUE... BITCH AWAY!!!!

I knew you wood not stay away long. You wood come to your senses eventually.

[ASUG8]

I'm getting a stiffie reading these posts for some reason - wood I be wrong to do so?

[wideright82]

Yeah scratch it... back on board!



BITCH AWAY BLUE... BITCH AWAY!!!!

I knew you wood not stay away long. You wood come to your senses eventually.

It's hard not to when you think about what wood happen with 8 years of this nonsense.

[Grizalltheway]

All of this wood talk is making me....well, never mind.

[AZGrizFan]

All of this wood talk is making me....well, never mind.

Ah, what wood you know.

[AZGrizFan]

I'm getting a stiffie reading these posts for some reason - wood I be wrong to do so?

Why wood you say that?

[wideright82]

Hey question? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

[ASUG8]

Hey question? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

Woodchucks can't chuck wood, but I still have a stiffie....WTH?

[Col Hogan]

Hey question? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

CAN woodchucks chuck wood?????

[wideright82]

Hey question? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

CAN woodchucks chuck wood?????

idk... who wood know this answer? Mark, wood you be able to answer this question we have abuot wood and woodchucks?

[AZGrizFan]

Hey question? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?

CAN woodchucks chuck wood?????

Ask somebody who wood know.