Redundlicans- Those who pine for the Ronnie days and still believe in Reaganomics, and anything that Nancy Reagan says.
Retardlicans- Basically the Palin people, and anyone that thinks all would be well if G. W. Bush had a third term going right now.
Religlicans- Easy to spot these holes, and we have discussed them in depth right here on this board. Basically that God and Jesus are Republicans, and they both did in fact tell George W. Bush to start a war in Iraq. Everything is answered in the Bible, as translated by them, and when they heard Jesus call out from his room when with Mary Magdalena "Oh God I'm Coming!" They took it to mean something entirely different.
Relibertlicans- Maybe the only faction worth saving in the whole bunch. Basically Libertarians that also love lots of military spending, lots and lots of it.
Reyounglicans- These are mainly the "Young Republicans," the impressionables, those who got goose bumps in 6th grade history when the teacher told them about bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They have been raised in the conservative household that goes to church every Sunday, hates homosexuals, liberals, uppity colored people, and believes a woman's place is in his kitchen. This may be the poorest organized of the remaining factions, and could spin off into an entirely different and possibly more harmful group far outside the currently accepted domain of the various factions, like the Marines. Rush Limbaugh is brother to Jesus in their eyes.
Well, there is a few.
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