The Former Republican Party-Name Your Faction..

[Wedgebuster]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

dunno - when i was writing the prickpublican description, z and his ilk were foremost in mind...

[Wedgebuster]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

dunno - when i was writing the prickpublican description, z and his ilk were foremost in mind...

So..wood you consider AZ as being the leader of this ilk?

[TwinTownBisonFan]

dunno - when i was writing the prickpublican description, z and his ilk were foremost in mind...

So..wood you consider AZ as being the leader of this ilk?

nah, just a ranking member (in every way )

[AZGrizFan]

Hmmmm....now I'm torn. THIS might be me too....

Actually you was the 1st that came to mind, but I didn't know how you would take it. Native is a close 2nd.

The funniest part is that you holier-than-thou liberals see most of this as a BAD thing. On third thought, maybe I'm a member of the fuckyouandthehorseyourodeinicans.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Melicans - socially moderate, fiscally conservative, believe in strong military, freedom of choice, no issues with homos, got a wife who makes nearly what I do, and not a bible beater.

I suspect there are more than a few like me who are straddling the fence a bit.

+1

+2

[AZGrizFan]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

by the way....not even close.

[Wedgebuster]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

by the way....not even close.

Oh, and I forgot, the Bonks went Bonkers over the decision to put Palin on the ticket.

You may not have made that famous comment that has been quoted, but I distinctly remember your euphoria over her selection and especially the fact that she graduated from that same remedial school out in Idaho that you did.

[AZGrizFan]

by the way....not even close.

Oh, and I forgot, the Bonks went Bonkers over the decision to put Palin on the ticket.

You may not have made that famous comment that has been quoted, but I distinctly remember your euphoria over her selection and especially the fact that she graduated from that same remedial school out in Idaho that you did.

Hey....I was just searching the ol' Bud Light-depleted memory banks for pictures of the top of her head....

[Cleets Part 2]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

[AZGrizFan]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

Those are the anti-Iraq democrats. Guarantee you they vote Donk.

[Cleets Part 2]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

Oops..!!
As I re-read my post I figured it out... the above are the equivalent of Latinos to Liberals...
We don't want to live in the same neighborhood as them, don;t go to the same churches - don't hang out in the same crowd... but sure as hell want their VOTE come election day

... Oops... sorry Never mind

[TwinTownBisonFan]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

simple name for them cleets:

Bigots.

no foolin, I've door knocked a lot of suburban trailer parks in my life, and I assure you their answer on why they support the GOP is simple... they blame their lot in life on minorities... they hate the gays... and the GOP quietly (and only a little subtly) dogwhistles to them every election season.

[Cleets Part 2]

Those are the anti-Iraq democrats. Guarantee you they vote Donk.

Nope, if that were the case Nebraska Oklahoma Kentucky would all be BLUE STATES

[TwinTownBisonFan]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

Oops..!!
As I re-read my post I figured it out... the above are the equivalent of Latinos to Liberals...
We don't want to live in the same neighborhood as them, don;t go to the same churches - don't hang out in the same crowd... but sure as hell want their VOTE come election day

... Oops... sorry Never mind

rofl... you know why latinos support the Dems??? pretty simple... the Republicans flat hate them, and whip their base up by railing against them... if they ever pulled their head out of their ass, or walked back from the whole "screw all minorities" approach they might have a chance (Arbusto pulled 44% in 2000...)

[Cleets Part 2]

simple name for them cleets:

Bigots.

no foolin, I've door knocked a lot of suburban trailer parks in my life, and I assure you their answer on why they support the GOP is simple... they blame their lot in life on minorities... they hate the gays... and the GOP quietly (and only a little subtly) dogwhistles to them every election season.

I think you nailed it...

[AZGrizFan]

simple name for them cleets:

Bigots.

no foolin, I've door knocked a lot of suburban trailer parks in my life, and I assure you their answer on why they support the GOP is simple... they blame their lot in life on minorities... they hate the gays... and the GOP quietly (and only a little subtly) dogwhistles to them every election season.

I think you nailed it...

Much like the donks dogwhistle to the blacks.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

I think you nailed it...

Much like the donks dogwhistle to the blacks.

nah... much like with latinos, the republicans do most of the voter turnout work for us among blacks...

[AZGrizFan]

Much like the donks dogwhistle to the blacks.

nah... much like with latinos, the republicans do most of the voter turnout work for us among blacks...

Yes we do. Because we don't support giving away free money to buy votes.

[ASUMountaineer]

You forgot one:

Prickpublicans - comprised exclusively of entitled-to-their-economic-status middle aged white guys who dislocate their shoulders to pat themselves on the back for working harder than everyone else in the world. The prickpublican holds in contempt "special interests" who are all stealing from them, because nobody ever gave them nothin (without a trace of irony, even from the ones who went to public universities), and he laughs condescendingly at how "uneducated" anyone is who bothers to question the status quo that serves him so well.

The prickpbulican mocks and ridicules "the culture of victimhood" in America, then proceeds to explain to you how unfair it is to be an upper middle class, white, male in our country today. likes to go on at length about "kids these days"

Professes to be something of a libertarian, but in the end can't really enumerate the difference between their ideology and the statement "I got mine, now **** everyone else, pull up the ladder".

This reminds me a Ben Folds' "Rockin the Suburbs."
"Let me tell y'all what it's like
being male, middle class, and white.
It's a bitch if you don't believe..."

[bench]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

I've never really understood how the right can bitch about the Clinton '90s with a straight face. Eight years of relative peace, relative prosperity, the world's loudest blowjob, and a budget surplus at the end, but goddamn it, it was just terrible.

I don't care whose guy is handling the tiller—I'll gladly take hard times like that again if there's any more to be had.

[AZGrizFan]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

I've never really understood how the right can bitch about the Clinton '90s with a straight face. Eight years of relative peace, relative prosperity, the world's loudest blowjob, and a budget surplus at the end, but goddamn it, it was just terrible.

I don't care whose guy is handling the tiller—I'll gladly take hard times like that again if there's any more to be had.

Or, you could look at it as a decade in which America prospered in SPITE of Clinton, a decade which led to the downfall of the housing and financial industries in the next decade, a decade in which the President of the United States embarrassed an entire country by behaving like a high school sophmore, and they lied about it to anybody and everybody who would listen, a decade in which the military was gutted, a decade in which ......oh, never mind. Some people just don't get it.

[UNI88]

AZ is the leader of the craziest faction of all, the BONKS. If you will all recall, a BONK is a batshit crazy Conk, a relic of the G. W. Bush reign. They are oblivious to the current state of affairs, every thing bad was done by Clinton, they actually think Bush meant conservatism, and that he kept us safe for seven years, and that Obama is the coming of Satan himself.

I've never really understood how the right can bitch about the Clinton '90s with a straight face. Eight years of relative peace, relative prosperity, the world's loudest blowjob, and a budget surplus at the end, but goddamn it, it was just terrible.

I don't care whose guy is handling the tiller—I'll gladly take hard times like that again if there's any more to be had.

Clinton co-opted a bunch of Conk standards (like NAFTA) and made them his own. Rather than be thankful that there was a Donk POTUS that wasn't out to bleed the business community dry they freaked out and started looking for every little thing could complain about.

[CID1990]

Dude, you're a conservative.

Throw some legal ganja in there and you're a libertarian.

How is life in the diplomatic corp?

Awesome. I'm getting paid to learn to speak Vietnamese right now.

[CID1990]

The Republicans I can't figure out at all (I can't even come up with a name for them) are the ones who are poor or lower income and on some kind of socialized program (kids lunches or food stamps rent assistance or low income housing) and absolutely talk sh!t about the elitist liberals and the liberal media and God Bless America and f_ck Iraq and on... and on...and on...

and their in a tank top with ratty shorts and live in a trailer park on assistance

There are like 40 million of them in America and I cannot figure them out as all..!!!

simple name for them cleets:

Bigots.

no foolin, I've door knocked a lot of suburban trailer parks in my life, and I assure you their answer on why they support the GOP is simple... they blame their lot in life on minorities... they hate the gays... and the GOP quietly (and only a little subtly) dogwhistles to them every election season.

Nobody forced you to cruise pussy in trailer parks, TTBF.