Choose your Quarantine housemates

[SDHornet]

House 3. I'd tease the fuck out of "Beto" for being a fake Mexican, fuck Tulsi and get high as fuck with Yang. Not sure who those other 2 people are but they could watch me and Tulsi in action.

[UNI88]

House 3. I'd tease the fuck out of "Beto" for being a fake Mexican, fuck Tulsi and get high as fuck with Yang. Not sure who those other 2 people are but they could watch me and Tulsi in action.

Hickenlooper is a former governor of Colorado and founder of Wynkoop Brewing. I'd put him to work making beer. Ryan is a Congressman from Ohio who went to Youngstown State to play football and appears to be a lifelong politician like Bernie so he probably wouldn't contribute much. He's pretty young so maybe he could handle laborious tasks.

[Pwns]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

[HI54UNI]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

[SDHornet]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

[UNI88]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

#3 and two muzzles.

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[houndawg]

I'll play. I'll chose #3 and spend every waking moment trying to bang Tulsi.

This here. The other four would be food for me and Tulsi eventually.

[houndawg]

House 3. I'd tease the fuck out of "Beto" for being a fake Mexican, fuck Tulsi and get high as fuck with Yang. Not sure who those other 2 people are but they could watch me and Tulsi in action.

More like Beto would tease the fuck out of you for needing BDs help.

[SDHornet]

House 3. I'd tease the fuck out of "Beto" for being a fake Mexican, fuck Tulsi and get high as fuck with Yang. Not sure who those other 2 people are but they could watch me and Tulsi in action.

More like Beto would tease the fuck out of you for needing BDs help.

The only thing Beto can do better than me is skateboard and run away from car crashes. Aside from that I'm an all-around better human being that that fake Mexican.

[AZGrizFan]

More like Beto would tease the fuck out of you for needing BDs help.

The only thing Beto can do better than me is skateboard and run away from car crashes. Aside from that I'm an all-around better human being that that fake Mexican.

He probably does B&E better than you too...

[CAA Flagship]

The only thing Beto can do better than me is skateboard and run away from car crashes. Aside from that I'm an all-around better human being that that fake Mexican.

He probably does B&E better than you too...

Bacon and Eggs?

[mainejeff]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

Definitely #4.

[JohnStOnge]

I find Gillibrand to be more attractive than Gabbard. Yes, I know I'm in the minority. But it is what it is.

I've watched her talk, etc. Seen her personality. I could get along with her. She'd be my buddy during however long the episode lasted. She's definitely the person I like the most of the lot listed.

[mainejeff]

I find Gillibrand to be more attractive than Gabbard. Yes, I know I'm in the minority. But it is what it is.

I've watched her talk, etc. Seen her personality. I could get along with her. She'd be my buddy during however long the episode lasted. She's definitely the person I like the most of the lot listed.

Gabbard would be OK.....if you could give her face a chemical peel.

[Ivytalk]

I find Gillibrand to be more attractive than Gabbard. Yes, I know I'm in the minority. But it is what it is.

I've watched her talk, etc. Seen her personality. I could get along with her. She'd be my buddy during however long the episode lasted. She's definitely the person I like the most of the lot listed.

She suits your politics, too.

[UNI88]

I find Gillibrand to be more attractive than Gabbard. Yes, I know I'm in the minority. But it is what it is.

I've watched her talk, etc. Seen her personality. I could get along with her. She'd be my buddy during however long the episode lasted. She's definitely the person I like the most of the lot listed.

Gabbard would be OK.....if you could give her face a chemical peel.

I don't think a chemical peel will make her look like an Asian male.

[Pwns]

I can't stand Gillibrand's cheerleader voice. That, and shes a feminazi.

[JoltinJoe]

1.
Nancy Pelosi
Tom Brady
Colin Powell

2.
Donald Trump
A golden retriever
Boris Johnson

3.
Kim Kardashian
Neil Degrasse Tyson
AOC

4.
Bill Maher
Cap'n Cat
Hillary Clinton

5.
Joel Osteen
Jolting Joe
D1B

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

You do know D1B and me (and the Cap'n) get along great in real life. And we are all fond of drinking a lot.

[Ivytalk]

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

You do know D1B and me (and the Cap'n) get along great in real life. And we are all fond of drinking a lot.

I can picture you and D1B ganging up on Osteen and slapping that shit-eating grin off his face. Oh, the theology!

[HI54UNI]

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

You do know D1B and me (and the Cap'n) get along great in real life. And we are all fond of drinking a lot.

I know. But I think there would be some entertaining discussions about religion, especially with the crook Osteen there.

[CID1990]

I'd pick 2 but 5 would probably be the most entertaining!

You do know D1B and me (and the Cap'n) get along great in real life. And we are all fond of drinking a lot.

One of the top 5 conversations I have ever had over a beer was with D1B near DuPont Circle in DC

The beer was overpriced but the company was priceless

[houndawg]

You do know D1B and me (and the Cap'n) get along great in real life. And we are all fond of drinking a lot.

One of the top 5 conversations I have ever had over a beer was with D1B near DuPont Circle in DC

The beer was overpriced but the company was priceless

I'm going to use that one

But not for D!B, that prick still owes me for a couple of kilos of the nuggs.

[houndawg]

The only thing Beto can do better than me is skateboard and run away from car crashes. Aside from that I'm an all-around better human being that that fake Mexican.

He probably does B&E better than you too...

Baby stuff, Z...

Mexicans are rapists and murderers...he ain't gettin' no respec from Team Brown with that chickenshit excuse for a "rap sheet"....

[houndawg]

I'd return Beto for Sinema. Hickenlooper and Ryan would cut wood to keep the hot tub going for Tulsi and me and Sinema.

[AZGrizFan]

He probably does B&E better than you too...

Baby stuff, Z...

Mexicans are rapists and murderers...he ain't gettin' no respec from Team Brown with that chickenshit excuse for a "rap sheet"....