Donald Trump gaffe and verbal bungles watch

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:19 am

JohnStOnge wrote: ↑Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:32 pm The fact that he was elected makes ALL of us look like complete idiots.

You're just finding this out John?

mainejeff · Post by **mainejeff** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:32 am

Ivytalk wrote: ↑Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:33 am
mainejeff wrote: ↑Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:29 am Trump needs to get back to holding his live MAGA rallies! I want to see 10K arenas full to the brim in states like Alabama, Oklahoma, Mississippi, etc!
Good. High time for herd immunity. Go back to your isolated cabin, Rip Van Progtard.

Go swallow a bottle of Clorox.

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Tue May 19, 2020 11:57 am

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Thu May 21, 2020 7:29 pm

"I tested very positively in another sense so — this morning. Yeah. I tested positively toward negative, right. So, I tested perfectly this morning — meaning I tested negative."

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 am

Trump calls DC Circuit Court of Appeals judge a “cartoon of a fake judge”

https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrisse ... lynn-case/

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Post by **Ivytalk** » Fri May 22, 2020 9:24 am

CID1990 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 am Trump calls DC Circuit Court of Appeals judge a “cartoon of a fake judge”

https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrisse ... lynn-case/

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No, Sheldon Whitehouse (D- RI)did. Read it again.

I expect that reading comprehension from Jelly or Densedawg, but not from you.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Fri May 22, 2020 9:38 am

Ivytalk wrote:
CID1990 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 am Trump calls DC Circuit Court of Appeals judge a “cartoon of a fake judge”

https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrisse ... lynn-case/

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No, Sheldon Whitehouse (D- RI)did. Read it again.

I expect that reading comprehension from Jelly or Densedawg, but not from you.

Wait... WHAT?

It wasn’t Trump?

I thought it was only Trump who attacks our revered institutions

BTW... you are the squirrel who sprung my bear trap. I wasnt expecting it would be you to reply to this. Thanks a lot

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Post by **Ivytalk** » Fri May 22, 2020 9:54 am

CID1990 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:38 am
Ivytalk wrote:
No, Sheldon Whitehouse (D- RI)did. Read it again.

I expect that reading comprehension from Jelly or Densedawg, but not from you.
Wait... WHAT?

It wasn’t Trump?

I thought it was only Trump who attacks our revered institutions

BTW... you are the squirrel who sprung my bear trap. I wasnt expecting it would be you to reply to this. Thanks a lot

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What are friends for?

Post by **UNI88** » Fri May 22, 2020 11:05 am

Ivytalk wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:24 am
CID1990 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 am Trump calls DC Circuit Court of Appeals judge a “cartoon of a fake judge”

https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrisse ... lynn-case/

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No, Sheldon Whitehouse (D- RI)did. Read it again.

I expect that reading comprehension from Jelly or Densedawg, but not from you.

In CID's defense that piece was really poorly written and edited.

Winterborn · Post by **Winterborn** » Fri May 22, 2020 5:45 pm

UNI88 wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 11:05 am
Ivytalk wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:24 am

No, Sheldon Whitehouse (D- RI)did. Read it again.

I expect that reading comprehension from Jelly or Densedawg, but not from you.
In CID's defense that piece was really poorly written and edited.

CID was playing possum......

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Fri May 22, 2020 6:22 pm

I was lying in wait for bear and along comes Ivy and exposes me

“Hi CID whatcha doin in that bush?”

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 27, 2020 6:38 am

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitt ... =home-page

Twitter Inc. marked tweets by President Donald Trump with a fact-check warning label for the first time Tuesday, after the president falsely claimed mail-in ballots are “substantially fraudulent.”

Who cares that he spreads fake news and peddles conspiracy theories...he's stickin it to China!

Post by **UNI88** » Wed May 27, 2020 7:32 am

Ibanez wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 6:38 am https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitt ... =home-page

Twitter Inc. marked tweets by President Donald Trump with a fact-check warning label for the first time Tuesday, after the president falsely claimed mail-in ballots are “substantially fraudulent.”
Who cares that he spreads fake news and peddles conspiracy theories...he's stickin it to China!

Trump threatens to shutter social media companies after Twitter warning

Trump, without offering any evidence, reiterated his accusations of political bias by such technology platforms, tweeting: “Republicans feel that Social Media Platforms totally silence conservatives voices. We will strongly regulate, or close them down, before we can ever allow this to happen.”

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 27, 2020 7:54 am

UNI88 wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 7:32 am
Ibanez wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 6:38 am https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitt ... =home-page

Who cares that he spreads fake news and peddles conspiracy theories...he's stickin it to China!
Trump threatens to shutter social media companies after Twitter warning

Trump, without offering any evidence, reiterated his accusations of political bias by such technology platforms, tweeting: “Republicans feel that Social Media Platforms totally silence conservatives voices. We will strongly regulate, or close them down, before we can ever allow this to happen.”

I saw that. Trump still has the ability to say what he wants. His lies and attacks are just going to be categorized as such. Seems to me Republicans would LOVE to have their leader held accountable. After all, that's what they preach anytime a Dem says something wrong or does something wrong.

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Wed May 27, 2020 7:55 am

Can we just assign a tag like that for cleets full time?

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed May 27, 2020 8:34 am

89Hen wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 7:55 am Can we just assign a tag like that for cleets full time?

Cleets, Aho Old Guy, BDK....

mainejeff · Post by **mainejeff** » Sun May 31, 2020 5:28 pm

Fucking pussy.......

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/31/politics ... index.html

Post by **UNI88** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm

Because my hair, I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect.

After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

The Trump administration is moving to change regulations so showers can spray more water, addressing a long-held annoyance of President Donald Trump, who says he needs more water to wash his hair.

Doofus.

BDKJMU · Post by **BDKJMU** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm

UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm
Because my hair, I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect.
After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

The Trump administration is moving to change regulations so showers can spray more water, addressing a long-held annoyance of President Donald Trump, who says he needs more water to wash his hair.
Doofus.

Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

Post by **kalm** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:04 pm

BDKJMU wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm
UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm

After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

Doofus.
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

Wha! Conserve water! Wah! Greater energy efficiency! Wah! Eat more fiber.

Post by **UNI88** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:10 pm

BDKJMU wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm
UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm
After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

Doofus.
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

Does your hair have to be perfect too?

The Donald complaining about his water pressure ...

Post by **Ivytalk** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:45 pm

BDKJMU wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm
UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm

After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

Doofus.
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

I’m sure the folks on here want to make sure you get great head, BDKKK.

No homo.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:09 pm

BDKJMU wrote:
UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

Doofus.
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

The townhouse I just move into has double-flushing shitters. You push the lever and they flush, and then after all the water goes out, another surge if water comes into the bowl and washes all the shit spray crumbs out that got missed on the initial deluge.

At first, I was thinking, “What a waste of water”

But then I realized that when we have company in the house and I drop a deuce, I don’t have to sneak around the house looking for the shit brush so the guests don’t have to look at a chocolate chip spattered bowl

Murica!

In other news, all the shower heads dribble on you like a Russian hooker on the Prez. I’m heading to Lowe’s tomorrow to get me the ass blaster shower head. They better fckin have one

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Post by **Ibanez** » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:21 am

BDKJMU wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm
UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:07 pm

After Grousing By Trump About Washing His 'Beautiful Hair,' Government Moves To Ease Showerhead Regulations

Doofus.
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..

I can wash my hair in no time and wash away Trump sized dumps in one flush.

You might want to check the water pressure regulator at your house.

Post by **UNI88** » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:24 am

Ibanez wrote: ↑Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:21 am
BDKJMU wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:58 pm
Good. When I had a gut renovation done on my upstairs bathroom 7 years ago, I couldn’t get a showerhead that sprayed anywhere close to what my decades old showerhead sprayed. Contractor said due to fed govt regs. Stupid, because with less than 1/2 the water flow, gotta take longer shower for the same result, so not saving all that much water anyway. F’ing BS. I’m paying for the water. I should be able to bet as powerful a shower head as I want.

Same thing with toilets. They have weaker flushes than they had a couple decades ago due to govt mandates. BS..

Same with govt mandates against incandescent light bulbs..
I can wash my hair in no time and wash away Trump sized dumps in one flush. You might want to check the water pressure regulator at your house.

Maybe BDK needs a haircut to shorten his shower time ...

Or it could be a dietary issue. How much fiber are you getting BDK?

If it's not that then buy a Toto toilet, you'll get a much better flush.

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