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Who Knew? Chuck Norris is a columnist ....

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....and impossible to kill (well I knew that part already).

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNor ... _obamacare
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Chuck Norris is a columnist and impossible to kill.

He's also a huge Conk. That I already knew too.
Government's real motives and rationale are quite simple, though rarely, if ever, stated. If one wants to control the future ebbs and flows of a country, one must have command over future generations. That is done by seizing parental and educational power, legislating preferred educational methods and materials, and limiting private educational options. It is so simple that any socialist can understand it. As Josef Stalin once stated, "Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."

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I bet he is not impossible to kill. :shake:
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danefan wrote:....and impossible to kill (well I knew that part already).

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNor ... _obamacare
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It is so simple that any socialist can understand it. As Josef Stalin once stated, "Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."
Um..
Education and America in the same sentence (seriously..?) This country is almost as fat as it is stupid... and that's saying something - discussing "education" in America is ridiculous... :rofl:

Bill Maher says it best:
"69% of Americans think Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11
polls show that a majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. 24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does.

Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators

18% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth

did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which one came first."
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Cleets Part 2 wrote:
danefan wrote:....and impossible to kill (well I knew that part already).

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNor ... _obamacare



Um..
Education and America in the same sentence (seriously..?) This country is almost as fat as it is stupid... and that's saying something - discussing "education" in America is ridiculous... :rofl:

Bill Maher says it best:
"69% of Americans think Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11
polls show that a majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. 24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does.

Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators

18% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth

did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which one came first."
Yeah I seen it. On the blogs and right cheer on the TV. We's one stuuuupid bunch of mutherpuckers rich'ere.

But we's nose dat dis 'ere Obamey gubment socialist commie pinko pseudo-negro prop-a-gandy boooleshit has got to cease. By crackey I got me dis dam good 'surance plan called..medicar I think, dat I don't wont no cullerd upity illegal ale'n liberl som-bitch fuggin wit!! :rant:
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He might as well try his hand at being a columnist, he sure as hell can't act.
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polsongrizz wrote:He might as well try his hand at being a columnist, he sure as hell can't act.
I read somewhere that "He wasn't acting" he really believes it's real...


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Wedgebuster wrote:I bet he is not impossible to kill. :shake:
Oh yeah, seriously, he is. If all the nukes on the planet were detonated at once, the only two things left would be roaches and Chuck Norris. That's a scientific fact dude! :ugeek:
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death dealer wrote:
Wedgebuster wrote:I bet he is not impossible to kill. :shake:
Oh yeah, seriously, he is. If all the nukes on the planet were detonated at once, the only two things left would be roaches and Chuck Norris. That's a scientific fact dude! :ugeek:
kurt russell and mark harmon could both take him out, and MacGyver would give him a hell of a fight.
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
death dealer wrote: Oh yeah, seriously, he is. If all the nukes on the planet were detonated at once, the only two things left would be roaches and Chuck Norris. That's a scientific fact dude! :ugeek:
kurt russell and mark harmon could both take him out, and MacGyver would give him a hell of a fight.
Dude, even Kareem couldn't kick his ass. He is indestructible. :lol: :lol: Although, MacGyver might have a shot, as long as he can find a spool of wire and a toothbrush.

And Mark Harmon, as in the L.A. Law guy? WTF? :rofl:
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death dealer wrote:
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
kurt russell and mark harmon could both take him out, and MacGyver would give him a hell of a fight.
Dude, even Kareem couldn't kick his ass. He is indestructible. :lol: :lol: Although, MacGyver might have a shot, as long as he can find a spool of wire and a toothbrush.

And Mark Harmon, as in the L.A. Law guy? WTF? :rofl:
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Cleets Part 2 wrote:
danefan wrote:....and impossible to kill (well I knew that part already).

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNor ... _obamacare



Um..
Education and America in the same sentence (seriously..?) This country is almost as fat as it is stupid... and that's saying something - discussing "education" in America is ridiculous... :rofl:

Bill Maher says it best:
"69% of Americans think Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11
polls show that a majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. 24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does.

Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators

18% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth

did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which one came first."
Well, at least most folks know about multiculturalism, Abraham Lincoln, environmental hyperbole, Darwin, and proper condom use. That's all that matters. :nod:
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Got this in an email from my dad today



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Cleets Part 2 wrote:
polsongrizz wrote:He might as well try his hand at being a columnist, he sure as hell can't act.
I read somewhere that "He wasn't acting" he really believes it's real...


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Who knew Chuck Norris could write? :lol:
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houndawg wrote:Who knew Chuck Norris could write? :lol:
I'm still waiting for him to... :thumb: :rofl:
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