Coronavirus COVID-19

[89Hen]

This Omicron variant spreads like wildfire. I know more people personally in the past 3 weeks who’ve gotten it (all mild cases, as is per the norm with Omicron) than in the first 21 months combined.

Same here.

[Winterborn]

Sounds kinky.

Isn’t that discussed in the first book of the Bible?

Could be.

I jump right into Song of Solomon and the juicy bits.

[UNI88]

Just start scheduling booster shots every 3 months and we'll be fine. I mean, the rest of the world is screwed because there's no way we could possibly vaccinate the entire world 4 times every year, but that's for them to worry about. Maybe we could just speed up the therapeutic pill that treats people with COVID rather than sitting on it like we did while we were busy pushing vaccine mandates. But like I said, in the meantime let's issue ration cards so everyone knows which month they are slated for their next booster and carry on. People will of course keep getting infected and keep getting sick (as we are now aware, the vaccines don't really do much to prevent that) but at least we won't have to go through the shaming ritual when someone ends up in the hospital.

And then in 10 years when we all start growing third arms out of our foreheads?

Thank about the fapping potential ...

[AZGrizFan]

Isn’t that discussed in the first book of the Bible?

Could be.

I jump right into Song of Solomon and the juicy bits.

Wise move.

[Winterborn]

And then in 10 years when we all start growing third arms out of our foreheads?

Thank about the fapping potential ...

It would give a whole new dimension to 69ing.

[SeattleGriz]

Isn’t that discussed in the first book of the Bible?

Could be.

I jump right into Song of Solomon and the juicy bits.

Yes! Original sin and used for that reason.

[CAA Flagship]

And then in 10 years when we all start growing third arms out of our foreheads?

Thank about the fapping potential ...

You're welcome?

[UNI88]

Thank about the fapping potential ...

It would give a whole new dimension to 69ing.

That's the glass is half full kind of perspective we need.

[Winterborn]

It would give a whole new dimension to 69ing.

That's the glass is half full kind of perspective we need.

Half of air, half of beer.

[UNI88]

That's the glass is half full kind of perspective we need.

Half of air, half of beer.

That's because I drank half the beer while you weren't looking.

[Winterborn]

Half of air, half of beer.

That's because I drank half the beer while you weren't looking.

And now I am back to being a realist about the human race again.

[UNI88]

That's because I drank half the beer while you weren't looking.

And now I am back to being a realist about the human race again.

If you'd ever come back to the Pacific Northwest I could buy you a beer.

[SDHornet]

And then in 10 years when we all start growing third arms out of our foreheads?

Thank about the fapping potential ...

[Gil Dobie]

This Omicron variant spreads like wildfire. I know more people personally in the past 3 weeks who’ve gotten it (all mild cases, as is per the norm with Omicron) than in the first 21 months combined.

Same here.

Florida has gone from a little over 100,000 active cases when I was there in November, to over 700,000 active cases today. Texas has gone from around 80,000 to over 400,000 in the same time period. Minnesota hovering between 10,000 and 20,000 during that time. My luck, I will get it in Frisco.

[Gil Dobie]

Jokers visa cancelled prior to Aussie open. Headed to court per his vax status and medical exemption.

[kalm]

Sad and unnecessary…

[Winterborn]

And now I am back to being a realist about the human race again.

If you'd ever come back to the Pacific Northwest I could buy you a beer.

Better make it two. My faith in the human race is pretty low.

[kalm]

If you'd ever come back to the Pacific Northwest I could buy you a beer.

Better make it two. My faith in the human race is pretty low.

[UNI88]

If you'd ever come back to the Pacific Northwest I could buy you a beer.

Better make it two. My faith in the human race is pretty low.

I'll make it three. Hallelujah!

[houndawg]

And then in 10 years when we all start growing third arms out of our foreheads?

Thank about the fapping potential ...

Now there's some out-of-the-box thinking!

[houndawg]

Sad and unnecessary…

Thoughts and prayers.

[houndawg]

Very good. Now, for the Gold Star: What percentage is this number of the total number of deaths for the same population indicated in your meme?

[SeattleGriz]

Jokers visa cancelled prior to Aussie open. Headed to court per his vax status and medical exemption.

This will be interesting to see play out, as he's recovered from Covid.

[houndawg]

Jokers visa cancelled prior to Aussie open. Headed to court per his vax status and medical exemption.

This will be interesting to see play out, as he's recovered from Covid.

He'll do as the Australian gubmint thinks best.

[SeattleGriz]

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/desantis ... eculation/

As my daughter would say, "facts". Secretly contracted.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) appeared winded during a speech, fueling speculation that he secretly contracted COVID-19. Difficulty breathing is a common symptom of the virus

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