ALDS: New York Yankees vs Minnesota Twins

[UNHWildCats]

Game 1 Minnesota at New York Wed Oct. 7 Yankees 7-2
Game 2 Minnesota at New York Fri Oct. 9 6:07 PM
Game 3 New York at Minnesota Sun Oct. 11 TBD
Game 4* New York at Minnesota Mon Oct. 12 TBD
Game 5* Minnesota at New York Wed Oct. 14 TBD

[TwinTownBisonFan]

leadoff double for Span

[TwinTownBisonFan]

cabrera k's
a passed ball
then a k of mauer
cuddyer flies to center... wasted opportunity for minnesota - gardenhire opting not to bunt span to third... baffling.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

jeter with a seeing-eye single
damon pops out to second
texiera grounds to short (jeter moving on the pitch) (jeter to second)
arod pops out to right... chip carey nearly creams his shorts wanting to call a home run...

[TwinTownBisonFan]

kubel k's...
young k's... yikes twins chasing butterflies thusfar
harris with a single
tolbert with a smart shot to third dug out by arod to force harris... inning over

[clenz]

If the Twins get game 1 Yanks could be in trouble.


Twins just need one for homefield to switch. The Yanks letting MN take the first game after what MN went through would be bad mojo for them

[TwinTownBisonFan]

matsui grounds to second
posada with a fly to right
cano k looking

[TwinTownBisonFan]

punto with a great at bat and a single up the middle
span grounds in to the 5-4-3... pretty routine... but Carey nearly messes all over the booth in excitement
the quantity of drool on the yankees knob right now coming out of the broadcast booth is nauseating
single for cabrera after a solid at bat
mauer strokes a double to left-center, cabrera to third
cuddyer singles to right, cabrera scores, mauer to third... Twins lead 1-0
mauer scores on a PASSED BALL - cuddyer to second joe earned that... great running
kubel fans... inning over

2-0 minnesota

[UNHWildCats]

Woohoooo GO TWINS

[TwinTownBisonFan]

fly to left by Swisher... Chip Carey nearly soils himself calling it a single (a-la last night on the flyout to left)
Cabrera with an infield single
wild pitch by duensing
home run jeter... tie game Carey just spooged his shorts
single for some generic fuckstick
texiera grounds to short... twins cant turn the double play on a bad feed from cabrera
a-roid whiffs

[TwinTownBisonFan]

young blown away
harris flies to center
tolbert grounds to second

[danefan]

Just knockin' the rust of boys. Give 'em a few innings.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

matsui grounds to first
posada with a dying quail single to right
cano grounds to first - posada out at second
swisher doubles to the corner - posada scores
melky k's

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Punto lines to 2nd
span k's
cabrera singles past jeter (yes, jeter has lost a step... he'd have had that in 99)
cabrera swipes second
mauer grounds out to second

[TwinTownBisonFan]

jeter walks
damon with a hot shot to cuddyer - 1 out and jeter to second
texiera skys one to punto at second
aroid singles in jeter 4-2
duensing out... frankie liriano coming in

[TwinTownBisonFan]

way to go frankie... toss some gas on the fire...

i'm out...

[Willie]

Think that might have been the knife in the back for tonight. Yanks lead 6-2 in the 5th.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Think that might have been the knife in the back for tonight. Yanks lead 6-2 in the 5th.

btw... that ballpark is the size of a damn porta-john..

[bench]

In a merciful and just universe, the Twins win this series in three, because I don't think I can take more than one round of this shit. A little while ago Chip told us that Captain Intangibles might eventually pass Pete Rose for the all-time hits record, which would totally be plausible if he's the vampire Lestat, the goddamn Highlander, or if you just happen to be fucking retarded. To reach 4256 hits, at his career rate of about 196 hits per season, he would have to play until he's 43 and without any drop-off in his production. Can't wait until Chip tells us Jeet is an MVP candidate this season when he was the eighth-best hitter on his own team. Choke on this, America, but Tim McCarver is looking better and better by the inning, and I can't believe I just said that and actually believe it

It's a good thing Harry and Skip didn't live long enough to see their progeny suck another man's dick on national TV, bless their souls. "Plays the game the right way...slurp...heart and...gag...heart and soul of the Yankees...gargle...spit..."

[TwinTownBisonFan]

In a merciful and just universe, the Twins win this series in three, because I don't think I can take more than one round of this shit. A little while ago Chip told us that Captain Intangibles might eventually pass Pete Rose for the all-time hits record, which would totally be plausible if he's the vampire Lestat, the goddamn Highlander, or if you just happen to be fucking retarded. To reach 4256 hits, at his career rate of about 196 hits per season, he would have to play until he's 43 and without any drop-off in his production. Can't wait until Chip tells us Jeet is an MVP candidate this season when he was the eighth-best hitter on his own team. Choke on this, America, but Tim McCarver is looking better and better by the inning, and I can't believe I just said that and actually believe it

It's a good thing Harry and Skip didn't live long enough to see their progeny suck another man's dick on national TV, bless their souls. "Plays the game the right way...slurp...heart and...gag...heart and soul of the Yankees...gargle...spit..."

like hell... he swallows.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

6 2/3 innings... with 7 k's is now "dominant"???

Jesus Chip Caray is a whore...

[Willie]

Think that might have been the knife in the back for tonight. Yanks lead 6-2 in the 5th.

btw... that ballpark is the size of a damn porta-john..

[bench]

In a merciful and just universe, the Twins win this series in three, because I don't think I can take more than one round of this shit. A little while ago Chip told us that Captain Intangibles might eventually pass Pete Rose for the all-time hits record, which would totally be plausible if he's the vampire Lestat, the goddamn Highlander, or if you just happen to be fucking retarded. To reach 4256 hits, at his career rate of about 196 hits per season, he would have to play until he's 43 and without any drop-off in his production. Can't wait until Chip tells us Jeet is an MVP candidate this season when he was the eighth-best hitter on his own team. Choke on this, America, but Tim McCarver is looking better and better by the inning, and I can't believe I just said that and actually believe it

It's a good thing Harry and Skip didn't live long enough to see their progeny suck another man's dick on national TV, bless their souls. "Plays the game the right way...slurp...heart and...gag...heart and soul of the Yankees...gargle...spit..."

If you had "bottom of the seventh" in your viewing party's betting pool, please come to the restroom to collect your prize

[TwinTownBisonFan]

twins need to bury one in a-rod's ribs... get aggressive... get nasty

[danefan]

Think that might have been the knife in the back for tonight. Yanks lead 6-2 in the 5th.

btw... that ballpark is the size of a damn porta-john..

That's right I forgot ------ the Twins don't get their at-bats in the same park. They have to hit in the old Yankee stadium (425ft+ left field)....

Come on pal. Jeter and Matsui's homers were legit HR's in any ballpark. Matsui's was 400+.