1. Fortitude. Don't waffle and compromise with those Conk fvcks on anything. You're the boss, they're over a barrel. Fvck 'em right in the ass. Now. Need inspiration, listen to Limbaugh's radio show for a coupla days.
2. Speed. Close down Guantanamo, NOW! You said you'd do it, so DO IT! No more analyzing and compromising, you had three years to fvcking analyze shit, do it!
3. Gays. Dash DADT to pieces, now! You're the boss, do it!
4. Wars. Get the fvck outta Afghaniraq and Iraqistan! You said you'd do it, now do it! It's one of the reasons I voted for you! Don't prove the Conks right about campaign promises not manifesting into action.
5. Economy. Alright, we know already, you inherited this sh*t. Now, do something else about it cuz it's your 800 lb gorilla!!!
6. 800 lb gorillas. make Michelle wear a bag over her scowlin'-ass mug. Sheeit!
Bottom line, I wanna see the action I voted for, not vacillation and compromise and "thorough" analysis. We've been analyzing those motherfvckin' wars for six fvcking years!!!









