AZGrizFan Awarded His PhD!!!

[AZGrizFan]

Oh, I haven't actually taken any classes yet, but I've got a great plan, all the teachers really like me, I give good speeches, talk incessantly about what I'm going to accomplish, and look real good in a suit in front of a teleprompter.

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

[Cap'n Cat]

Oh, I haven't actually taken any classes yet, but I've got a great plan, all the teachers really like me, I give good speeches, talk incessantly about what I'm going to accomplish, and look real good in a suit in front of a teleprompter.

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

Jealous, jealous, jealous, Z. You've done none of the above. It's beyond your capabilities, brother.

Obama rules!

[AZGrizFan]

Oh, I haven't actually taken any classes yet, but I've got a great plan, all the teachers really like me, I give good speeches, talk incessantly about what I'm going to accomplish, and look real good in a suit in front of a teleprompter.

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

Jealous, jealous, jealous, Z. You've done none of the above. It's beyond your capabilities, brother.

Obama rules!

I'm as qualified for a PhD as Obama is for the Nobel.

[dbackjon]

Dude, you know Harvard would never have anything to do with an Idaho graduate.

Princeton, maybe.

[AZGrizFan]

Dude, you know Harvard would never have anything to do with an Idaho graduate.

Princeton, maybe.

Well, if the NOBEL committee will give away their prize like a prize in a crackerjack box, I can get a PhD from Harvard.

[Cap'n Cat]

Jealous, jealous, jealous, Z. You've done none of the above. It's beyond your capabilities, brother.

Obama rules!

I'm as qualified for a PhD as Obama is for the Nobel.

Uh huh.


I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you start over at Cochise College, Rush Jr, and pass just ONE International Relations course. I'll even pay the tuition.

[AZGrizFan]

Uh huh.


I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you start over at Cochise College, Rush Jr, and pass just ONE International Relations course. I'll even pay the tuition.

The only thing Obama had "done" as far as international relations go was his knob-slobbing fest in Germany during the campaign. So now, we've got individuals winning Nobel prizes based on PROMISES.

[Ivytalk]

Dude, you know Harvard would never have anything to do with an Idaho graduate.

Princeton, maybe.

Well, if the NOBEL committee will give away their prize like a prize in a crackerjack box, I can get a PhD from Harvard.

Well put, AZGF!

These days, you can get a Harvard PhD by sending in a matchbook cover!

[Cap'n Cat]

Uh huh.


I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you start over at Cochise College, Rush Jr, and pass just ONE International Relations course. I'll even pay the tuition.

The only thing Obama had "done" as far as international relations go was his knob-slobbing fest in Germany during the campaign. So now, we've got individuals winning Nobel prizes based on PROMISES.

Man, when the Chinese open up the reeducation camps in Utah, I'm e-mailing your name, tout de suite!!!

[Ivytalk]

The only thing Obama had "done" as far as international relations go was his knob-slobbing fest in Germany during the campaign. So now, we've got individuals winning Nobel prizes based on PROMISES.

Man, when the Chinese open up the reeducation camps in Utah, I'm e-mailing your name, tout de suite!!!

The Obamafication/Oprahfication of America continues! Cap'n Cat correctly spells and uses a French phrase!

[ASUG8]

The new Nobel qualification exam:

[Cap'n Cat]

Man, when the Chinese open up the reeducation camps in Utah, I'm e-mailing your name, tout de suite!!!

The Obamafication/Oprahfication of America continues! Cap'n Cat correctly spells and uses a French phrase!

Most offensive linemen are sharp guys. I am a wordly Cat, IT.


"Get on with this, young fellow. I have a MENSA soiree in ten minutes, damn you!"

[native]

Oh, I haven't actually taken any classes yet, but I've got a great plan, all the teachers really like me, I give good speeches, talk incessantly about what I'm going to accomplish, and look real good in a suit in front of a teleprompter.

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

All you need is a ghost writer for your autobiography.

[Cap'n Cat]

Oh, I haven't actually taken any classes yet, but I've got a great plan, all the teachers really like me, I give good speeches, talk incessantly about what I'm going to accomplish, and look real good in a suit in front of a teleprompter.

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

All you need is a ghost writer for your autobiography.

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!!!!!

[Cleets Part 2]

I find this entire thread offensive

[native]

All you need is a ghost writer for your autobiography.

ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!!!!!

Well, you seem to fit the anti-American sensibilities of William Ayers, apparently Obama's ghost writer. Did you also try to blow up the Pentagon when you were younger?

Check out Obama-lover Christopher Anderson's new best-seller, "Barack and Michelle: The Portrait of an American Marriage." Its most substantial revelation is Bill Ayers' aid to Barack Obama in the writing of his memoir, "Dreams From My Father."

But that couldn't be true, could it, since the Dear One claimed not to have associated with Ayers??????

[AZGrizFan]

I find this entire thread offensive

Dude, YOU getting a doctoral degree from Hah-vad is the equivalent of Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Cleets Part 2]

I find this entire thread offensive

Dude, YOU getting a doctoral degree from Hah-vad is the equivalent of Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

D.Eng. at least requires some tangible accomplishments...
Apparently a Nobel Peace Prize only requires

[AZGrizFan]

Dude, YOU getting a doctoral degree from Hah-vad is the equivalent of Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

D.Eng. at least requires some tangible accomplishments...
Apparently a Nobel Peace Prize only requires

I couldn't agree more. In 9 months, Obama has become a punch line.

[Cleets Part 2]

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

What I'm trying to figure out is why are you using Harvard as part of your joke..?
You could have just as easily used Yale or Cornell

How about Princeton, they're a bunch of postulating duchebags...

But No...
why Harvard..?

[AZGrizFan]

So Harvard agreed to give me my PhD and I can actually prove that I know anything at some other point.

What I'm trying to figure out is why are you using Harvard as part of your joke..?
You could have just as easily used Yale or Cornell

How about Princeton, they're a bunch of postulating duchebags...

But No...
why Harvard..?

Because Harvard has the most effect.

[Cleets Part 2]

What I'm trying to figure out is why are you using Harvard as part of your joke..?
You could have just as easily used Yale or Cornell
How about Princeton, they're a bunch of postulating duchebags...
But No...
why Harvard..?

Because Harvard has the most effect.

I swear to god I can't figure out why I even like you... I'm telling V you're being mean to me

[AZGrizFan]

Because Harvard has the most effect.

I swear to god I can't figure out why I even like you... I'm telling V you're being mean to me

Fine. She doesn't like me anyways.

[polsongrizz]

The Obamafication/Oprahfication of America continues! Cap'n Cat correctly spells and uses a French phrase!

Most offensive linemen are sharp guys. I am a wordly Cat, IT.


"Get on with this, young fellow. I have an irregular menses,soiree in ten minutes, damn you!"

FIFY

[Cap'n Cat]

Most offensive linemen are sharp guys. I am a wordly Cat, IT.


"Get on with this, young fellow. I have an irregular menses,soiree in ten minutes, damn you!"

FIFY

WTF???