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You get the feeling if Obama discovered a cure for cancer, all the bitter and juvenile conks here (AZ, Baldy, Ivytwat, Hibaclenz, naive, alphadiarhea, etc) would argue that cancer was good for us and Obama should not have got involved? 
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Well if he DID discover a cure for cancer, at least then he'd be logically considered for a Nobel Prize.D1B wrote:You get the feeling if Obama discovered a cure for cancer, all the bitter and juvenile conks here (AZ, Baldy, Ivytwat, Hibaclenz, naive, alphadiarhea, etc) would argue that cancer was good for us and Obama should not have got involved?
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He won the Peace prize you neanderfuck. Two totally different awards and not applicable, even in jest, here.AZGrizFan wrote:Well if he DID discover a cure for cancer, at least then he'd be logically considered for a Nobel Prize.D1B wrote:You get the feeling if Obama discovered a cure for cancer, all the bitter and juvenile conks here (AZ, Baldy, Ivytwat, Hibaclenz, naive, alphadiarhea, etc) would argue that cancer was good for us and Obama should not have got involved?![]()
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SMFH at dumb conks.
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That's why I said "A" Nobel Prize. Reading is fundamental. Hater.D1B wrote:He won the Peace prize you neanderfuck. Two totally different awards and not applicable, even in jest, here.AZGrizFan wrote:
Well if he DID discover a cure for cancer, at least then he'd be logically considered for a Nobel Prize.![]()
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Try to enjoy this D1B...
It simply fuels an existing hatred that is now starting to take on a distinct characteristic
Not dissimilar to the Keystone Cops
It simply fuels an existing hatred that is now starting to take on a distinct characteristic
Not dissimilar to the Keystone Cops
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ITS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE you neanderfuckD1B wrote:He won the Peace prize you neanderfuck. Two totally different awards and not applicable, even in jest, here.AZGrizFan wrote:
Well if he DID discover a cure for cancer, at least then he'd be logically considered for a Nobel Prize.![]()
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UNHWildCats wrote:ITS THE NOBEL PEACE PRICE you neanderfuckD1B wrote:
He won the Peace prize you neanderfuck. Two totally different awards and not applicable, even in jest, here.
SMFH at dumb conks.
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bite meAZGrizFan wrote:UNHWildCats wrote: ITS THE NOBEL PEACE PRICE you neanderfuck![]()
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Oh, I read it, CEO. Don't matter, it was a poor association and not worthy of an intelligent person, which you are undoubtedly not.AZGrizFan wrote:That's why I said "A" Nobel Prize. Reading is fundamental. Hater.D1B wrote:
He won the Peace prize you neanderfuck. Two totally different awards and not applicable, even in jest, here.
SMFH at dumb conks.
Sorry to smack you, but you're annoying.
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Truth hit ya too close to home?D1B wrote:Oh, I read it, CEO. Don't matter, it was a poor association and not worthy of an intelligent person, which you are undoubtedly not.AZGrizFan wrote:
That's why I said "A" Nobel Prize. Reading is fundamental. Hater.
Sorry to smack you, but you're annoying.
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AZGrizFan wrote:Truth hit ya too close to home?D1B wrote:
Oh, I read it, CEO. Don't matter, it was a poor association and not worthy of an intelligent person, which you are undoubtedly not.
Sorry to smack you, but you're annoying.
Oh god no. You attempted to make a seriously dumb equation of two totally opposite entities (peace vs medicine) and I punched you in the gut with it, because you're annoying. Now maybe you with think twice before opening your big mouth.
Nothing hits me, you know that.
"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."
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Kind of like that last guy you got in a fight with, where you beat up his fist with your face?D1B wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:
Truth hit ya too close to home?
Oh god no. You attempted to make a seriously dumb equation of two totally opposite entities (peace vs medicine) and I punched you in the gut with it, because you're annoying. Now maybe you with think twice before opening your big mouth.![]()
Nothing hits me, you know that.
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AZGrizFan wrote:Kind of like that last guy you got in a fight with, where you beat up his fist with your face?D1B wrote:
Oh god no. You attempted to make a seriously dumb equation of two totally opposite entities (peace vs medicine) and I punched you in the gut with it, because you're annoying. Now maybe you with think twice before opening your big mouth.![]()
Nothing hits me, you know that.
Last time he got in a fight, it was with me, in 1990!!!
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AZGrizFan wrote:Kind of like that last guy you got in a fight with, where you beat up his fist with your face?D1B wrote:
Oh god no. You attempted to make a seriously dumb equation of two totally opposite entities (peace vs medicine) and I punched you in the gut with it, because you're annoying. Now maybe you with think twice before opening your big mouth.![]()
Nothing hits me, you know that.
Congratulations, you have now used that tired cliche for the 1000th time, this month!
Oh the humanity.
PM me if you want some fresh material.
"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."
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Cap'n Cat wrote:AZGrizFan wrote: Kind of like that last guy you got in a fight with, where you beat up his fist with your face?
Last time he got in a fight, it was with me, in 1990!!!
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That you know of.
"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."
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I do believe that's the first time I've ever used that. But the PM is on the way.D1B wrote:AZGrizFan wrote: Kind of like that last guy you got in a fight with, where you beat up his fist with your face?
Congratulations, you have now used that tired cliche for the 1000th time, this month!Surpassing "a broken clock is right twice per day".
Oh the humanity.
PM me if you want some fresh material.
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AZGrizFan wrote:I do believe that's the first time I've ever used that. But the PM is on the way.D1B wrote:
Congratulations, you have now used that tired cliche for the 1000th time, this month!Surpassing "a broken clock is right twice per day".
Oh the humanity.
PM me if you want some fresh material.
It's a classic nonetheless. I use the close relative: "Yeah, you really hurt the guy with that vicious head butt to his fist!"
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A useful variation thereof....D1B wrote:AZGrizFan wrote: I do believe that's the first time I've ever used that. But the PM is on the way.
It's a classic nonetheless. I use the close relative: "Yeah, you really hurt the guy with that vicious head butt to his fist!"
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I'll bite...
Cancer does have a "purpose" in this world, much like many other diseases and disasters. It is one, of the many, natural ways the world tries to keep the population in check. The over population of the world is what is, in the end, going to fuck us all over.

Cancer does have a "purpose" in this world, much like many other diseases and disasters. It is one, of the many, natural ways the world tries to keep the population in check. The over population of the world is what is, in the end, going to fuck us all over.
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I think the argument would be that Bush would have discovered the cure first, but Clinton cut research funding 8 years earlier.D1B wrote:You get the feeling if Obama discovered a cure for cancer, all the bitter and juvenile conks here (AZ, Baldy, Ivytwat, Hibaclenz, naive, alphadiarhea, etc) would argue that cancer was good for us and Obama should not have got involved?
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Thank a Conk for creating and defending the country you live in and the opportunity for you to make ignorant posts and threads.

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What a dumbass. Liberals and freethinkers created this country. If you fucks existed back then, we'd still be under British rule.ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Thank a Conk for creating and defending the country you live in and the opportunity for you to make ignorant posts and threads.
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Thanks for your service, son. Your work in the Mess-Kit Repair Brigade was instrumental to our great victory over terrorism.ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Thank a Conk for creating and defending the country you live in and the opportunity for you to make ignorant posts and threads.
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