Dude, last time I saw you, you were on the same base I work on, in the same building I work in, supporting the US NAVY. What the hell?!?!?!MarkCCU wrote:
Az, i'm sorry but the Navy is kinda homo.
I SUPPORT THE MARINE CORPS! (which is under the Dept. of Navy..but still)Biff wrote:Dude, last time I saw you, you were on the same base I work on, in the same building I work in, supporting the US NAVY. What the hell?!?!?!MarkCCU wrote:
Az, i'm sorry but the Navy is kinda homo.
On another note, I thought Citdog and D1B were couple. Am I missing something?
I knew it was. Just had to mention it.MarkCCU wrote:I SUPPORT THE MARINE CORPS! (which is under the Dept. of Navy..but still)Biff wrote:
Dude, last time I saw you, you were on the same base I work on, in the same building I work in, supporting the US NAVY. What the hell?!?!?!
On another note, I thought Citdog and D1B were couple. Am I missing something?
Once again, it was a joke. I forgot to add a smiley.
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?AZGrizFan wrote:MarkCCU wrote:Az, i'm sorry but the Navy is kinda homo.
You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds in boot camp. You'd be somebody's shower bitch in a New York minute.
You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.bobbythekidd wrote:Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?AZGrizFan wrote:
You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds in boot camp. You'd be somebody's shower bitch in a New York minute.
BTK was a Marine. Basically, your ship was Mom's minivan taking him to Prom.AZGrizFan wrote:You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.bobbythekidd wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?
I heard your first time doesn't last too long.AZGrizFan wrote:You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.bobbythekidd wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?
That's true. But I've got about 6 "times" before I'm done. Unlike you one-shot wonders.MarkCCU wrote:I heard your first time doesn't last too long.AZGrizFan wrote:
You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.
Oh wait, that's something different.
The marines hid in the shower.MarkCCU wrote:BTK was a Marine. Basically, your ship was Mom's minivan taking him to Prom.AZGrizFan wrote:
You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.
AZGrizFan wrote:The marines hid in the shower from the butt fucking hoards.MarkCCU wrote:
BTK was a Marine. Basically, your ship was Mom's minivan taking him to Prom.
PFFFTAZGrizFan wrote:You wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds either.bobbythekidd wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?
Yes. Yes you did.MarkCCU wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:
The marines hid in the shower butt fucking each other.
FIFY
Jeezus, how hilarious is it that your first date turned out to be a lesbian?MarkCCU wrote:Teresa Karr, my first date got married last month in Canada to the bull dyke she was dating.
On a personal not, who cares. I'd be willing to bet that if gays were able to marry, than everything related to the Wedding Industry would see a boom. We'd see more honeymoons, we'd have a country that is starting to show that it is true to it's orginial message of toleration (even though it's really bullshit.)
Then again, the government should have no part of marriage.
What's with you queers, stirring the pot?
Two girls I dated in HS ended up getting together for a dyke fling. They were attractive, too - not butches like Mark's girl. One came back to the home team and got married (to a guy). The other is somewhere up in DC.Grizalltheway wrote:Jeezus, how hilarious is it that your first date turned out to be a lesbian?MarkCCU wrote:Teresa Karr, my first date got married last month in Canada to the bull dyke she was dating.
On a personal not, who cares. I'd be willing to bet that if gays were able to marry, than everything related to the Wedding Industry would see a boom. We'd see more honeymoons, we'd have a country that is starting to show that it is true to it's orginial message of toleration (even though it's really bullshit.)
Then again, the government should have no part of marriage.
What's with you queers, stirring the pot?
dbackjon wrote:Biff - yes, D1B and Citdog are a couple - who else bickers like that?
She didn't turn gay until 3 years after we went on 1 date.Grizalltheway wrote:Jeezus, how hilarious is it that your first date turned out to be a lesbian?MarkCCU wrote:Teresa Karr, my first date got married last month in Canada to the bull dyke she was dating.
On a personal not, who cares. I'd be willing to bet that if gays were able to marry, than everything related to the Wedding Industry would see a boom. We'd see more honeymoons, we'd have a country that is starting to show that it is true to it's orginial message of toleration (even though it's really bullshit.)
Then again, the government should have no part of marriage.
What's with you queers, stirring the pot?
She didn't turn gay until 3 years after we went on 1 date.Grizalltheway wrote:Jeezus, how hilarious is it that your first date turned out to be a lesbian?MarkCCU wrote:Teresa Karr, my first date got married last month in Canada to the bull dyke she was dating.
On a personal not, who cares. I'd be willing to bet that if gays were able to marry, than everything related to the Wedding Industry would see a boom. We'd see more honeymoons, we'd have a country that is starting to show that it is true to it's orginial message of toleration (even though it's really bullshit.)
Then again, the government should have no part of marriage.
What's with you queers, stirring the pot?
They may be gay but they can drink a bit too. Didn't snopes it, didn't care.bobbythekidd wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?
Fuck'n Ay.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:They may be gay but they can drink a bit too. Didn't snopes it, didn't care.
LITTLE KNOWN TIDBIT OF NAVAL HISTORY...
The U. S. S. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (i.e. fresh water distillers).
However, let it be noted that according to her ship's log, "On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum."
Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping."
Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and68,300 gallons of rum.
Then she headed for the Azores , arriving there 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.
On 18 November, she set sail for England . In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchant ships, salvaging only the rum aboard each.
By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, although unarmed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland . Her landing party captured a whisky distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn. Then she headed home.
The U. S. S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February 1799, with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky, and38,600 gallons of water.
GO NAVY
So, they set sail for a long time, drinkin hard. Eventually someone's got to get horny. Then the real plundering begins.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:They may be gay but they can drink a bit too. Didn't snopes it, didn't care.bobbythekidd wrote:
Isn't it ironic that Az tries to defend the Navy as "not gay" by admitting to having shower bitches as his proof?
LITTLE KNOWN TIDBIT OF NAVAL HISTORY...
The U. S. S. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (i.e. fresh water distillers).
However, let it be noted that according to her ship's log, "On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum."
Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping."
Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and68,300 gallons of rum.
Then she headed for the Azores , arriving there 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.
On 18 November, she set sail for England . In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchant ships, salvaging only the rum aboard each.
By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, although unarmed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland . Her landing party captured a whisky distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn. Then she headed home.
The U. S. S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February 1799, with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky, and38,600 gallons of water.
GO NAVY