They should be identified, captured, and painted a special color, say pink, so that hunters, and wildlife officials can take steps to be sure they are not killed under any circumstances. I propose these measures are adopted immediately, and that steady shipments of tofu, capers, sushi, and skinless chicken breasts are delivered for their dietary preference.
I know this is a frigging excellent idea, so I must ask that only those who support my new cause post on this thread, there seems to be a bevy of other threads on gays, homosexuals, and wolves where your negativity can be posted.
...that's a fokking classic....I'm gonna have to profer that phrase, but I'll give you full credit... 
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