Champions League 2009/2010

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Time Home Away STAGE TV VENUE
Nov 25 14:45 ET Bayern Munich v Maccabi Haifa Group A Allianz Arena
Nov 25 14:45 ET Bordeaux v Juventus Group A Stade Jacques Chaban-Delmas
Nov 25 12:30 ET CSKA Moscow v VfL Wolfsburg Group B Luzhniki Stadium
Nov 25 14:45 ET Manchester United v Besiktas Group B Old Trafford
Nov 25 14:45 ET AC Milan v Marseille Group C Giuseppe Meazza
Nov 25 14:45 ET Real Madrid v FC Zürich Group C Estadio Santiago Bernabéu
Nov 25 14:45 ET Apoel Nicosia v Atlético Madrid Group D Neo GSP Stadium
Nov 25 14:45 ET FC Porto v Chelsea Group D Estadio do Dragao

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Updated Standings

Group stageGroup A Pld Pts
Bordeaux 4 10
Juventus 4 8
Bayern 4 4
Maccabi Haifa 4 0

Group C Pld Pts
Milan 4 7
Real Madrid 4 7
Marseille 4 6
Zürich 4 3

Group E Pld Pts
Fiorentina 5 12
Lyon 5 10
Liverpool 5 7
Debrecen 5 0

Group G Pld Pts
Sevilla 5 10
Unirea Urziceni 5 8
Stuttgart 5 6
Rangers 5 2

Group B Pld Pts
Man. United 4 10
Wolfsburg 4 7
CSKA Moskva 4 4
Beşiktaş 4 1

Group D Pld Pts
Chelsea 4 10
Porto 4 9
Atlético 4 2
APOEL 4 1

Group F Pld Pts
Barcelona 5 8
Internazionale 5 6
Rubin 5 6
Dynamo 5 5

Group H Pld Pts
Arsenal 5 13
Olympiacos 5 7
Standard 5 4
AZ 5 3

[Grizalltheway]

You can shove those shades straight up your ass Miss Cool.

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You can shove those shades straight up your ass Miss Cool.

You can always start rooting for Wolfsburg as your Bundesliga rep...

[Grizalltheway]

It ain't over till it's over, Sally. Bayern have pulled off miracles before.

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It ain't over till it's over, Sally. Bayern have pulled off miracles before.

It would be a major miracle if they were to move on. As far as today goes, they have to beat Haifa and hope that Bordeaux beats Juventus. First is most likely, second is probable.

[Grizalltheway]

Bayern 1-0 Haifa, Bordeaux 2-0 Juventus!!! Und die Münchner kämpfen weiter!!!

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Bayern/Juventus are playing for their CL lives today

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... st-16-spot

as are Inter and Kazan

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... 16-decider

Oh, and just so everyone knows..Porto already clinched their spot, so their match today against Atletico is meaningless

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Standings before the last match

Group A Pld Pts
Bordeaux 5 13
Juventus 5 8
Bayern 5 7
Maccabi Haifa 5 0

Group C Pld Pts
Real Madrid 5 10
Milan 5 8
Marseille 5 7
Zürich 5 3

Group E Pld Pts
Fiorentina 5 12
Lyon 5 10
Liverpool 5 7
Debrecen 5 0

Group G Pld Pts
Sevilla 5 10
Unirea Urziceni 5 8
Stuttgart 5 6
Rangers 5 2

Group B Pld Pts
Man. United 5 10
Wolfsburg 5 7
CSKA Moskva 5 7
Beşiktaş 5 4

Group D Pld Pts
Chelsea 5 13
Porto 5 9
Atlético 5 3
APOEL 5 2

Group F Pld Pts
Barcelona 5 8
Internazionale 5 6
Rubin 5 6
Dynamo 5 5

Group H Pld Pts
Arsenal 5 13
Olympiacos 5 7
Standard 5 4
AZ 5 3

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Bayern 1-0 Haifa, Bordeaux 2-0 Juventus!!! Und die Münchner kämpfen weiter!!!

You'll be happy to know that Bayern most likely just clinched a spot in the next round, they went up 3-1 in the 83rd...

[Grizalltheway]

Haha suck it you italian bitches!!! On to the next round!!

[slycat]

Bayern wins 4-1. GATW backs off the edge.

[Grizalltheway]

Bayern wins 4-1. GATW backs off the edge.

I knew we had it in the bag.

[Grizalltheway]

Bayern/Juventus are playing for their CL lives today

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... st-16-spot

as are Inter and Kazan

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... 16-decider

Oh, and just so everyone knows..Porto already clinched their spot, so their match today against Atletico is meaningless

Good, I'd love to see Bayern put a 12-1thrashing on another Portuguese team.

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Bayern/Juventus are playing for their CL lives today

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... st-16-spot

as are Inter and Kazan

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/1 ... 16-decider

Oh, and just so everyone knows..Porto already clinched their spot, so their match today against Atletico is meaningless

Good, I'd love to see Bayern put a 12-1thrashing on another Portuguese team.

They do a draw for the first knockout stage, right? And the winners of each group cannot face each other right? Has to be a 2nd place vs. a 1st place. Porto and Bayern both finished second, so they couldn't meet until the second knockout stage. I'm okay with that.

[Grizalltheway]

Good, I'd love to see Bayern put a 12-1thrashing on another Portuguese team.

They do a draw for the first knockout stage, right? And the winners of each group cannot face each other right? Has to be a 2nd place vs. a 1st place. Porto and Bayern both finished second, so they couldn't meet until the second knockout stage. I'm okay with that.

Bayern are the Griz of the CL right now.

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They do a draw for the first knockout stage, right? And the winners of each group cannot face each other right? Has to be a 2nd place vs. a 1st place. Porto and Bayern both finished second, so they couldn't meet until the second knockout stage. I'm okay with that.

Bayern are the Griz of the CL right now.

They fuck goats in Germany too?? I thought they only fucked horses. Who knew?

[Grizalltheway]

Bayern are the Griz of the CL right now.

They fuck goats in Germany too?? I thought they only fucked horses. Who knew?

You obviously don't watch enough porn.

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They fuck goats in Germany too?? I thought they only fucked horses. Who knew?

You obviously don't watch enough porn.

Meh. Just like the slut women on CS.com, I get laid over 400 times a year.

[DukeJack]

They do a draw for the first knockout stage, right? And the winners of each group cannot face each other right? Has to be a 2nd place vs. a 1st place. Porto and Bayern both finished second, so they couldn't meet until the second knockout stage. I'm okay with that.

Yeah, group winner and group runner-up for the first knockout round, "randomly" (if you believe UEFA) drawn together so that two teams from the same group and federation do not meet. And yeah, I'd take a meeting in the quarterfinals, as well.

[DukeJack]

They **** goats in Germany too?? I thought they only **** horses. Who knew?

And as someone who is half goat, I could say something about your greazy, hair-pelt wearing, diving, rub-on-anything people, too. But we advanced, so I won't

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They **** goats in Germany too?? I thought they only **** horses. Who knew?

And as someone who is half goat, I could say something about your greazy, hair-pelt wearing, diving, rub-on-anything people, too. But we advanced, so I won't

I'm not Russian....or Portuguese... ...

[Grizalltheway]

You obviously don't watch enough porn.

Meh. Just like the slut women on CS.com, I get laid over 400 times a year.

Don't talk about Ibanez like that.

[DukeJack]

I'm not Russian....or Portuguese... ...

So how the hell do you end up on Porto's nuts then?

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I'm not Russian....or Portuguese... ...

So how the hell do you end up on Porto's nuts then?

Same way most Americans jump on a European teams' bandwagon..I saw them play in Porto!
My wife took me to Portugal a couple years back and we ended up getting engaged in Porto.

PSV Eindhoven is my second fav team because....wait for it...I saw them play in Eindhoven!

I've seen a handful of other European teams play on U.S....but fuck them. And I watch FSC and Gol TV religiously, but that's not the same thing