Plan to rescue the economy

[OSBF]

Last night I went to my favorite local watering hole for card night. Got there a little early, so I bellied up to the bar with a cold one and listened to the conversation of the group of patrons already engaged. One of them claimed to have a 100% failsafe guaranteed to work solution to fixing our economy, or at least getting people back to work.

He offered up that there be a law outlawing stoves and ovens in single family homes. You could have a microwave, provided you pay a $500/yr user fee. Furthermore, all grocery store and market over the counter sales will be taxed at 50%.

There will be a need for a diner on almost every street corner, and a whole slew of new service industry workers.

Of course, he thinks this is a great idea since he owns the place in town that serves food

[Cap'n Cat]

Last night I went to my favorite local watering hole for card night. Got there a little early, so I bellied up to the bar with a cold one and listened to the conversation of the group of patrons already engaged. One of them claimed to have a 100% failsafe guaranteed to work solution to fixing our economy, or at least getting people back to work.

He offered up that there be a law outlawing stoves and ovens in single family homes. You could have a microwave, provided you pay a $500/yr user fee. Furthermore, all grocery store and market over the counter sales will be taxed at 50%.

There will be a need for a diner on almost every street corner, and a whole slew of new service industry workers.

Of course, he thinks this is a great idea since he owns the place in town that serves food

More restaurants = more illegal aliens, Greg. Ask any Conk.

[OSBF]

central il already has more illegals than locals

they were brought in to work in the factory scale hog and dairy operations

most of the restaurants owned by albanians.

You haven't eaten till you've had burritos in a mexican restaurant owned/managed by an Albanian family.