Some things to ponder!
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? ....
A: America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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Re: Political Funnies
blueballs wrote:Some things to ponder!
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? ....
A: America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
You're a BAD man!!!!!
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Re: Political Funnies
blueballs wrote: Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
My two favorites!
"Ah fuck. You are right." KYJelly, 11/6/12
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
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Re: Political Funnies
blueballs wrote:Some things to ponder!
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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I love this one!
If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism. Ronald Reagan, 1975.
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Progressivism is cancer
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hank scorpio wrote:
That's why the moderators keep T and Z and Gil and native and SeattleG around!!!!!
It's America!!!!
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I've always known that it takes a douchebag to know a douchebag.Cap'n Cat wrote:hank scorpio wrote:
That's why the moderators keep T and Z and Gil and native and SeattleG around!!!!!
It's America!!!!
