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Arizona's Next Governor

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This is the man strongly being considered by AZGrizFan as worthy of his vote. :thumb: :nod:

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A successful attorney:

* Mr. Parker began his career as a Financial Analyst for Rockwell International.
* Mr. Parker was nominated by President George W. Bush and unanimously confirmed with bipartisan support by the United States Senate, as the first ever Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights at the United States Department of Agriculture.

* Mr. Parker served as General Counsel of the United States Office of Personnel Management in Washington, DC, and he served in the White House as Special Assistant to President George H. W. Bush.

Mayor Parker believes deeply in public service:

* He served on the Board of Adjustments for the Town of Paradise Valley.
* He serves on the Salvation Army National Advisory Board, and the Greater Phoenix Salvation Army Advisory Board.
* He serves on the Board of Directors of the Christian Family Care Agency, a small adoption agency serving the needs of children in the State of Arizona.

* He also serves on the board of directors for Starshine Academy, a charter school serving some of Arizona’s most at-risk children.

Education

* Mayor. Parker received his Juris Doctorate degree from Georgetown University Law Center, in Washington, DC where he served as Editor in Chief of the Georgetown American Criminal Law Review. He also received his B.S. in finance from California State Univesity at Long Beach.

Of course, when your competition is an idiot:
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A complete moron:
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...and a wet fish:
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Your chances are pretty good. :coffee:
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Gee go figure
Another fucking lawyer interested in Politics...


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What a terribly racist post. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

























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Not a single position on his website
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dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Like positions actually matter. They don't mean what they say and they don't say what they mean. You know this.
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Ok. One item. Retrotting out the discredited "business tax burden" bs.
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dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Of course not: He's a LAWYER...
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Chizzang wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Of course not: He's a LAWYER...
And a politician. :coffee:
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Looks like we might need a vault copy of his birth certificate. He doesn't look very American to me.
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Looks like we might need a vault copy of his birth certificate. He doesn't look very American to me.
Maybe he's related to Barry Sotero.
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dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Were you looking for missionary, doggie style or reacharound?
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CID1990 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Were you looking for missionary, doggie style or reacharound?
Based on the past Republicans in office in Arizona, use of lube would be a great improvement when they screw over the populace
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
Of course not: He's a LAWYER...
And a politician. :coffee:

So what is appealing to you about him?
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dbackjon wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
And a politician. :coffee:

So what is appealing to you about him?
Mostly, his name's not Goddard, Martin or Brewer. :coffee:
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What does Mr. Parker's wife look like?
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AZGrizFan wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

So what is appealing to you about him?
Mostly, his name's not Goddard, Martin or Brewer. :coffee:
Or Arapaio
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CID1990 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Not a single position on his website
Were you looking for missionary, doggie style or reacharound?

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dbackjon wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Mostly, his name's not Goddard, Martin or Brewer. :coffee:
Or Arapaio
...your just envious that he only lets bad boys eat "his" bologna.

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dbackjon wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Mostly, his name's not Goddard, Martin or Brewer. :coffee:
Or Arapaio
Boy Howdy. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
dbackjon wrote:
Or Arapaio
Boy Howdy. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Sheriff Joe is the best in the land. Eat shit and die. :coffee:


...but I'll take Parker as the next best choice. 8-)
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native wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Boy Howdy. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Sheriff Joe is the best in the land. Eat shit and die. :coffee:


...but I'll take Parker as the next best choice. 8-)
Me thinks you're thinking of the Sherrif Joe of 20 years ago. THIS guy is a characature of his former self. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

....and an embarrasment to the community. :ohno:
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Z and I agree on sheriff Joke
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