Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:AZ, I can't tell you how proud I am to be a friend of yours right now.AZGrizFan wrote:
Based on the chart that was posted earlier, it appears Elin closed down PRIOR to having kids. Like, when she got the ring on.
It's as simple as this: The mistresses will do things
but apparently Tiger was a bit "aloof" on the tour. What a douchebag (Tiger, not Kenny)."Of all people, the way he guarded his career and all. People ask me all the time, 'What's Tiger like?' I've always said he's like a ghost.
"I've got to know him pretty good with the Ryder Cups and Presidents Cups, but he's never in the locker room. My locker is not too far from him, and I never see him at the locker changing his shoes. He never eats with the guys.
"He just shows up at the range with his entourage.
No just Jesper and Phil. I'm sure Tiger has a UPS uniform stuffed away at home somewhere and can make a few "home deliveries" while they are busy playing golf!VictorG wrote:nah....Tiger, Jesper and Phil.AZGrizFan wrote:
... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!
The smart move for him is to stay out of golf until the PGA, & sports talk radio are clamoring for his return. He lost my fandom with his bullshit about being a sex addict. If he's an "addict" then why is there only one girl on there that isn't top notch pussy?VictorG wrote:They need to pair just Jesper and Phil. I'm sure Tiger has a UPS uniform stuffed away at home somewhere and can make a few "home deliveries" while they are busy playing golf!
I can't for the life of me figure out why he got married in the 1st place. She's pleasant to look at but not that great. He sure wasn't trying to hide what he was doing! Maybe he just thought she was stupid or something I don't know. Not that I'm taking his side because I'm not, I just can't figure out why he said I do while he was "I doing" other places.
Anyway, he needs to give her a bunch of $$ and get back to playing golf. I like watching golf but can't bring myself to watch unless he's playing and there isn't much else to do this time of year for me.
I don't think it would take long either.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The smart move for him is to stay out of golf until the PGA, & sports talk radio are clamoring for his return.
troof holmes.VictorG wrote:I don't think it would take long either.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The smart move for him is to stay out of golf until the PGA, & sports talk radio are clamoring for his return.
However, as much as I'd like some Sports Empires to fall back into reality, I'm still a fan of Tigers talent. What happened to him didn't suprise me a bit as every "king" in my life time has proven to be human. However, his talent and drive on the course is a thing of beauty in my eyes.
I agree VictorG,VictorG wrote:I don't think it would take long either.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The smart move for him is to stay out of golf until the PGA, & sports talk radio are clamoring for his return.
However, as much as I'd like some Sports Empires to fall back into reality, I'm still a fan of Tigers talent. What happened to him didn't suprise me a bit as every "king" in my life time has proven to be human. However, his talent and drive on the course is a thing of beauty in my eyes.
I never tuned into that he felt better than everyone else off the course. The "family" thing is the problem. Cussing, swearing at himself is natural only when he does it there are 50 microphones that pick it up. As far as keeping his private live private I wish more "people in the spot light" would do the same.putter wrote: I think Tiger's biggest mistake was putting himself on the pedestal. Very private with everyone, acting like he was better then everyone else (not talking golf talent here) and creating this "family, whole package" marriage, acting up on the course with fowl language and Stevie harrassing camera people etc. Now that he has fallen, he can not do that anymore and I can not wait for the first tournament he plays in where someone yells "you go Cheetah!' to see how he handle it.
That is the part that makes no sense. None of this matters if he is single, but it seems as if his marriage didn't even slow him down with other women.VictorG wrote:I never tuned into that he felt better than everyone else off the course. The "family" thing is the problem. Cussing, swearing at himself is natural only when he does it there are 50 microphones that pick it up. As far as keeping his private live private I wish more "people in the spot light" would do the same.putter wrote: I think Tiger's biggest mistake was putting himself on the pedestal. Very private with everyone, acting like he was better then everyone else (not talking golf talent here) and creating this "family, whole package" marriage, acting up on the course with fowl language and Stevie harrassing camera people etc. Now that he has fallen, he can not do that anymore and I can not wait for the first tournament he plays in where someone yells "you go Cheetah!' to see how he handle it.
It's just, why did he even get married if he intended to continue with his "romantic" life style?
I wonder if his mother is talking to him yet? Poor lady!
It rarely does with guys who make that kind of money...BlueHen86 wrote:That is the part that makes no sense. None of this matters if he is single, but it seems as if his marriage didn't even slow him down with other women.VictorG wrote:
I never tuned into that he felt better than everyone else off the course. The "family" thing is the problem. Cussing, swearing at himself is natural only when he does it there are 50 microphones that pick it up. As far as keeping his private live private I wish more "people in the spot light" would do the same.
It's just, why did he even get married if he intended to continue with his "romantic" life style?
I wonder if his mother is talking to him yet? Poor lady!
So then it's settled. Tiger should pay off the X, get back to playing golf AND start selling home made porn DVDs!AZGrizFan wrote:It rarely does with guys who make that kind of money...BlueHen86 wrote:
That is the part that makes no sense. None of this matters if he is single, but it seems as if his marriage didn't even slow him down with other women.
But then why get married? I don't get it. If he wants to chase women, or let women chase him, then why get married? What was the upside?AZGrizFan wrote:It rarely does with guys who make that kind of money...BlueHen86 wrote:
That is the part that makes no sense. None of this matters if he is single, but it seems as if his marriage didn't even slow him down with other women.
To give the "facade" of family guy.BlueHen86 wrote:But then why get married? I don't get it. If he wants to chase women, or let women chase him, then why get married? What was the upside?AZGrizFan wrote: It rarely does with guys who make that kind of money...
Besides, the first half dozen times he tapped that ass it was probably REAL good. Hell, he may have taken a 6-week sabbatical from the Ho-humpin'....but then, it's same-ol' same-ol'...and as soon as she stopped takin' it in the ass....GAME ON!!!I'd go with Fuzzy Zoeller for the ultimate awkward experience.JMU DJ wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:
Exactly.
... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!
Funny stuff.kardplayer wrote:Phil just stuck it to Tiger a bit, announcing he'll skip the match play tournament to spend time with his wife and kids. He didn't mention Tiger (at least not in the linked article), but all along, I've been waiting for Phil to "remind" the world that he's actually a family man...
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?s ... &type=lgns
Word on the street is that Phil has had a liaison or two...ASUG8 wrote:Phil has a real opportunity to step out of Tiger's shadow this year - I would think he'd play as much as possible.
As far as reinforcing the family guy deal - let's face it, Phil would have to wear a mansierre out clubbing, which I hear is kind of a turnoff with the ladies. Plus, only John Edwards would cheat on a wife recovering from breast cancer.
If you had the choice between being Tiger & being Phil which one would you choose. Tiger gets to play with a minimum of 20 sets of titties every few months. Phil, well it would appear his stash is rapidly dwindling.AZGrizFan wrote:Funny stuff.kardplayer wrote:Phil just stuck it to Tiger a bit, announcing he'll skip the match play tournament to spend time with his wife and kids. He didn't mention Tiger (at least not in the linked article), but all along, I've been waiting for Phil to "remind" the world that he's actually a family man...
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?s ... &type=lgns
Phil - 1
Tiger - 0
I think you are right in that most people would rather be Tiger.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:If you had the choice between being Tiger & being Phil which one would you choose. Tiger gets to play with a minimum of 20 sets of titties every few months. Phil, well it would appear his stash is rapidly dwindling.AZGrizFan wrote:
Funny stuff.
Phil - 1
Tiger - 0
Tiger-36+
Phil-0
This ain't even fucking close.
I'm thinkin' Phil is doing just fine in the "money" department.BlueHen86 wrote:I think you are right in that most people would rather be Tiger.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: If you had the choice between being Tiger & being Phil which one would you choose. Tiger gets to play with a minimum of 20 sets of titties every few months. Phil, well it would appear his stash is rapidly dwindling.
Tiger-36+
Phil-0
This ain't even fucking close.
I wonder which one is happier. You would think it's Tiger since he has more money and women than he knows what to do with. But I have a feeling that it's Phil.
Was it a Volvo?AZGrizFan wrote:Jesper didn't throw Tiger under the bus. Tiger crawled under it himself. Jesper just started it and backed over him.
