State of the Union Drinking Game

[93henfan]

Courtesy Huffington Post:


Event Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots
Obama yells back Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

[Ivytalk]

Just this morning, a couple of my colleagues and I had zeroed in on the "let me be clear" phrase as a good basis for a drinking game!

[ASUG8]

My recommendation would be to forego the twelve pack and go ahead and get the case.

[native]

My recommendation would be to forego the twelve pack and go ahead and get the case.

But the case wouldn't last very long if more than one person is participating...

[ASUG8]

My recommendation would be to forego the twelve pack and go ahead and get the case.

But the case wouldn't last very long if more than one person is participating...

I presumed that you'd follow the Thorogood mantra and drink alone.

[blueballs]

I plan on listening to "Broken Promises Part Duex" on the radio since I can't stand the thought of lookiing at Nancy Pelosi for an hour and a half.

In fact, I would rather sandpaper a lion's ass than look at Nancy Pelosi for a minute and a half, let alone an hour and a half.

[AZGrizFan]

All you have to do is take a drink every time he says "uh" and you'll be drunk in about 8 minutes.

[93henfan]

All you have to do is take a drink every time he says "uh" and you'll be drunk in about 8 minutes.

Not if you allow each chin jut to cancel out an "uh".

[89Hen]

You want to get blotto, drink every time he says the word "invest". It's his code word for more spending.

[89Hen]

I plan on listening to "Broken Promises Part Duex" on the radio since I can't stand the thought of lookiing at Nancy Pelosi for an hour and a half.

In fact, I would rather sandpaper a lion's ass than look at Nancy Pelosi for a minute and a half, let alone an hour and a half.

I was thinking about taping a piece of paper on the TV to cover her up. I'm not kidding.

[Ivytalk]

I plan on listening to "Broken Promises Part Duex" on the radio since I can't stand the thought of lookiing at Nancy Pelosi for an hour and a half.

In fact, I would rather sandpaper a lion's ass than look at Nancy Pelosi for a minute and a half, let alone an hour and a half.

You're on a roll today, bro! I just peed myself!

[native]

All you have to do is take a drink every time he says "uh" and you'll be drunk in about 8 minutes.

Not if you allow each chin jut to cancel out an "uh".

I wonder if the chin jut is a conscious emulation of FDR? Does anyone know?

Or maybe it's a natural condition of his narcissism. Why can't Axelrod and Emanuel get him to start saying "we" (and meaning it) in his speeches instead of constantly saying "I" and "me?!???"

Maybe both?