Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......

[Cap'n Cat]

Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.

Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????

[travelinman67]

(Great news...those subliminal Conk programming messages we embedded in all the new P3 and Wii games seem to be working! )

[Cap'n Cat]

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Hmmm...looks like the sins of the father will be prosecuted by the son. Hopefully he will pardon D1B though when he becomes President. I think D1 deserves another chance.

[Col Hogan]

Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.

Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."


My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????

Had to go back and check the records...I spent a lot of time in Illinois in 1996...with one visit to St. Louis...

[AZGrizFan]

Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.

Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????

I can neither confirm nor deny my whereabouts during that time...

[travelinman67]

How old is he?

I was in Cedar Rapids in '97.

[Ibanez]

I da Pappy!

[JoltinJoe]

This is just the start.

Next, he's going to tell you he wants to go to Youngstown State ....

.... and study theology!

[Col Hogan]

This is just the start.

Next, he's going to tell you he wants to go to Youngstown State ....

.... and study theology!

I just blew coffee all over my computer screen...

[travelinman67]

Relax, Cap'n. I Googled "Wisconsin Young Republicans" to start a membership application for Young Cat, clicked on the link and found...



...figures.

[Cap'n Cat]

Youz guys is just hil-ar-i-ASS!!!!!



Asked him yesterday morning if he thought it would be cool to have a woman president:

"Maybe. But, who's going to take care of the kids?"

[AZGrizFan]

Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

It IS nice to see that at least one member of the Cat family has a brain stem and chooses to use it.

[Cap'n Cat]

Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

It IS nice to see that at least one member of the Cat family has a brain stem and chooses to use it.

Thinkin' maybe you hairy, knuckle-draggin' Conklodytes is right after all, I gotta get him outta public school if he's gonna be picking up sh*t like that!!!!

[Purple For Life]

It's just rebellion. He'll grow out of it. (I hope.)

[AZGrizFan]

It's just rebellion. He'll grow out of it. (I hope.)

You know the saying, PFL: When you're young if you aren't a liberal you have no heart and when you're older if you aren't a conservative you have no brain.

[Cap'n Cat]

It's just rebellion. He'll grow out of it. (I hope.)

You know the saying, PFL: When you're young if you aren't a liberal you have no heart and when you're older if you aren't a conservative you have no brain.

There's also another saying:

"Your grandma blew me on a park bench at noon."

[AZGrizFan]

You know the saying, PFL: When you're young if you aren't a liberal you have no heart and when you're older if you aren't a conservative you have no brain.

There's also another saying:

"Your grandma blew me on a park bench at noon."

That must be someone ELSE'S grandma. Both mine were dead before you (or I) were born.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

It's still a good saying.

[AZGrizFan]

It's still a good saying.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Oh yes...of course that's what I meant.

[coastal89]

Just start him on drugs and he can turn out like your party nominee.

[bulldog10jw]

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.

[Col Hogan]

Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.

His reply?

"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."

Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.

WELCOME Bulldog!!!!!!

[bulldog10jw]

Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.

WELCOME Bulldog!!!!!!

I thought I would come over and see how the other half lives.

Still getting used to the setup. It's a little different.