How to get kicked off the Oregon Duck team

[JALMOND]

Beat up some girl outside your residence?---No
Strangle some girl outside your residence?---No
Not if you led the Pac-10 in rushing yards last year as a freshman

Steal 2 laptops from the SAE house?---No, not if you were the captain of the football team last year and led them to the Rose Bowl.

Get drunk and pick a fight, then get the snot beat out of you?---No

Retaliate against those who beat up the person mentioned above?---No

Punch someone on national television that is replayed over and over throughout the year?---Well only for half the season and then you can come back to help the team to the Rose Bowl.

Write an inflamatory article about the coach and post it on Facebook---Yes, especially if you have not played that much.

www.oregonlive.com/ducks/

[Ibanez]

You know, i've been writing drafts...DRAFTS...of what to say to this but all I can say is, WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE DUCKS??! WHAT THE HELL?!

[OhioHen]

It's okay to be a thug if the team needs you but don't even dream of criticizing the coach if you're a third-teamer.

[BlackFalkin]

You dont bite that hand that feeds you.

[JMU DJ]

From his FB page:



and a comment, the highlighted portion made me laugh:

[BlackFalkin]

Wow, fake best wishes.