The liberals are asking us to give Obama time We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
> Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
Hahahaha.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
Agreed.kalm wrote:The last one was good.
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
I didn't see any jokes.
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
That's a whole helluva lot a Volkswagen Jetta's.bobbythekidd wrote:Agreed.kalm wrote:The last one was good.
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
And Subaru Outback's.kalm wrote:That's a whole helluva lot a Volkswagen Jetta's.bobbythekidd wrote: Agreed.
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"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
I'm going to Micky D's for lunch...
“Tolerance and Apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.” Aristotle
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
Sorry Col. You are going to always be the second person in that line.Col Hogan wrote:I'm going to Micky D's for lunch...
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Re: A few BHO jokes from a militant Conk friend of mine
Thanks for dinner BTW.
