Wolf kills teacher

[grizzaholic]

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ANCHORAGE, Alaska – Authorities were in an Alaska Peninsula village this week investigating whether a 32-year-old schoolteacher, found dead off a road leading out of town, was killed in a wolf attack, according to state and local officials.

The body of Candice Berner of Slippery Rock, Pa., was discovered Monday evening off a roughly 7-mile gravel road leading to the Chignik Lake airstrip.

Berner’s father, Bob Berner, reached in Pennsylvania on Tuesday night, said Alaska State Troopers told the family their daughter had been killed in an “animal attack, possibly a wolf attack.” Troopers told him it was highly unusual and still under investigation, with the body on its way to Anchorage for an autopsy, he said.

[AZGrizFan]

Was she pregnant and did it eat the baby from her stomach?

[grizzaholic]

Was she pregnant and did it eat the baby from her stomach?

I think the wolves were just pissed that Corey died today.

[UNHWildCats]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

[grizzaholic]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

[AZGrizFan]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

[UNHWildCats]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

i'm not a mooch, so fuck off

[grizzaholic]

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

I cannot believe it actually worked. He actually left this thread. Simply amazing.

[AZGrizFan]

I cannot believe it actually worked. He actually left this thread. Simply amazing.

You're a mind-control motherfucker...

[Benne]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

[grizzaholic]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

Benne!!!!! Glad you are here. I have been meaning to stop by your site since last night. I really don't mean/want to bring up a really bad experience but I think there are many many that could use your guidance on the matter.

Weber St. blew a 20 point lead in the second half to lose to the Griz Basketball team last night for a trip to the Big Dance. I am sure they are all contemplating shotguns and mouths, driving off bridges, drinking drain cleaner...etc and I am sure they need some of your advice. Being that you experienced it first hand during football season. This is in no means a jab or smack. I am truly worried about their fans and am wondering if you are available to do some pro-bono suicide counciling?

[bandl]

Excellent hijack, Grizza...

[Wedgebuster]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

Those are some of my favorite bedtime stories.

"Into The Wild" should have won an academy award for portrayal of a lovable but none the less dumb victim of the wilderness.

[grizzaholic]

Excellent hijack, Grizza...

Well I am just showing all of you CAA/SO-CON guys that the fella's from the West Coast can hijack with the best of them.

[Wedgebuster]

Meet Johnny the Gay Wolf!

[houndawg]

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and-re ... 03286.html

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – Authorities were in an Alaska Peninsula village this week investigating whether a 32-year-old schoolteacher, found dead off a road leading out of town, was killed in a wolf attack, according to state and local officials.

The body of Candice Berner of Slippery Rock, Pa., was discovered Monday evening off a roughly 7-mile gravel road leading to the Chignik Lake airstrip.

Berner’s father, Bob Berner, reached in Pennsylvania on Tuesday night, said Alaska State Troopers told the family their daughter had been killed in an “animal attack, possibly a wolf attack.” Troopers told him it was highly unusual and still under investigation, with the body on its way to Anchorage for an autopsy, he said.

"highly unusual" in this case meaning "first documented". Probably a bear.

When I saw the title I thought that maybe the teacher was that dumb squat in Montana who forgot he loaded his muzzle loader at school.

[AZGrizFan]

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and-re ... 03286.html

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – Authorities were in an Alaska Peninsula village this week investigating whether a 32-year-old schoolteacher, found dead off a road leading out of town, was killed in a wolf attack, according to state and local officials.

The body of Candice Berner of Slippery Rock, Pa., was discovered Monday evening off a roughly 7-mile gravel road leading to the Chignik Lake airstrip.

Berner’s father, Bob Berner, reached in Pennsylvania on Tuesday night, said Alaska State Troopers told the family their daughter had been killed in an “animal attack, possibly a wolf attack.” Troopers told him it was highly unusual and still under investigation, with the body on its way to Anchorage for an autopsy, he said.

"highly unusual" in this case meaning "first documented". Probably a bear.

When I saw the title I thought that maybe the teacher was that dumb squat in Montana who forgot he loaded his muzzle loader at school.

The important fact here is that the gravel road was 7 miles long. Roughly.

[BlueHen86]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

In a related story, a jackass on a message board made light of the situation.

[BlueHen86]

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and-re ... 03286.html

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – Authorities were in an Alaska Peninsula village this week investigating whether a 32-year-old schoolteacher, found dead off a road leading out of town, was killed in a wolf attack, according to state and local officials.

The body of Candice Berner of Slippery Rock, Pa., was discovered Monday evening off a roughly 7-mile gravel road leading to the Chignik Lake airstrip.

Berner’s father, Bob Berner, reached in Pennsylvania on Tuesday night, said Alaska State Troopers told the family their daughter had been killed in an “animal attack, possibly a wolf attack.” Troopers told him it was highly unusual and still under investigation, with the body on its way to Anchorage for an autopsy, he said.

"highly unusual" in this case meaning "first documented". Probably a bear.

When I saw the title I thought that maybe the teacher was that dumb squat in Montana who forgot he loaded his muzzle loader at school.

I'm sure that if it was a bear, grizzaholic will let us know and will also apologize to the alaskan wolf population for falsely accusing them.

[Benne]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

In a related story, a jackass on a message board made light of the situation.

Something I'm sure you've never done before.

[YoUDeeMan]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Just following your lead.

TRUTH.

Travis, your thread titles consistently are ridiculous examples of your distorted reality.

[BlueHen86]

In a related story, a jackass on a message board made light of the situation.

Something I'm sure you've never done before.

I've never called an geographical entire section of the country "jackasses".

I don't know if the deceased was a jackass or not, but just because she's from the east, doesn't make her one.

[BlueHen86]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

If you were really following his lead, the thread would have titled "Gay Wolf kills teacher" or "Wolf kills teacher for being gay".

[Benne]

Something I'm sure you've never done before.

I've never called an geographical entire section of the country "jackasses".

I don't know if the deceased was a jackass or not, but just because she's from the east, doesn't make her one.

Fair enough, I'll rephrase, "A jackass from back east, " as opposed to "another jackass from back east."

[YoUDeeMan]

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

If you were really following his lead, the thread would have titled "REPUBLICAN Wolf kills LIBERAL teacher" or "CONK Wolf kills teacher for being gay".

FIFY