Drunk Drivers safer on the roads than Sober drivers.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Over the last few years there is an average of 6.3 million auto accidents per year.

Roughly 24k of them are caused by impaired driving.

263:1 ratio


Now tell us where the REAL problem lies.

[HI54UNI]

Women are allowed to drive?????

[BlueHen86]

Over the last few years there is an average of 6.3 million auto accidents per year.

Roughly 24k of them are caused by impaired driving.

263:1 ratio


Now tell us where the REAL problem lies.

People don't drink enough.

I do my part though...

[native]

Q: What does AG say to his passenger after his truck hits a spot of black ice at 90 mph and starts to skid into the ditch?




A: Here! Hold my Scotch!

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Most people would hand their drink off, but I dont. I want that last sip before impact.

[JayJ79]

99% of traffic fatalities happen on or near ROADS (or at least roads played some part in the process).

I say we get rid of roads!

[grizzaholic]

99% of traffic fatalities happen on or near ROADS (or at least roads played some part in the process).

I say we get rid of roads!

There you go. About time you had a good idea.

[BlueHen86]

99% of traffic fatalities happen on or near ROADS (or at least roads played some part in the process).

I say we get rid of roads!

Fuck that! Get rid of the other 1%, perfection is so hard to achieve, but definitely worth it.

[Skjellyfetti]

Women are allowed to drive?????

This is the correct answer.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol officer, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.

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[CID1990]

Any cop will tell you that God protects drunks and fools.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

So your saying the members of this board are safe?

[houndawg]

So your saying the members of this board are safe?

He's saying your going to live to be 200 years old.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Your posts are stale and not very............interesting, poignant or humorous. Maybe you should get in your car and drive by some bars, night clubs for a few extra hours a week?