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You people need to get a grip...

What part of...
"I mean, I don't mean to be absurd about it, but I guess I can make the point of absurdity with an absurd point,"....
did you not understand.

He knows the analogy he was presenting was absurd. He even stated how off the wall it was.

Whats wrong dback, couldn't you find an actual relevant newsworthy story today? :coffee:
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Baldy wrote:
"I mean, I don't mean to be absurd about it, but I guess I can make the point of absurdity with an absurd point,"....
Hm. That sentence makes it sound as if he is retarded. If that's the case, I regret laughing at him. :cry:
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Why would he want to tie himself down to one horse when there are so many other horses out there for him to blow? I'll have to assume that's what he's thinking about anyway.
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mainejeff wrote:
travelinman67 wrote:...to save time.


Grazzle, hd, mj, douchebag...

...go find somewhere else to play. I don't have time to listen to your ideologic vomit today and it contributes nothing to debate.

I think SE may be starting a new board.
I didn't even post on this thread, azzhole.

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dbackjon wrote:How are you right? Absolutely NO connection.

Face it, you tried to be a smart-ass, and got your ass handed to you.
Sorry, but Kanzi needed my attention.

Now...

...how did I get my ass handed to me?

You have proven NOT ONE THING, just asserted your position is correct, D1B.

Everything your ideoligic dweebs chimed in with is false.


You could at least make an effort.

I am asserting that same sex marriage will become the law of the land, and will closely be followed by a constitutional challenge legalizing polygamy, human/animal and human/inanimate-object marriage.

And when I'm proven correct, I'm coming down there, dragging you across the border and forcing you to get "Falwell is Master" tattooed on your ass.

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Comparing bestiality to homosexuality is retarded.

Animals can't consent. Adult humans can.
How do you know our culture won't someday decide that certain non human animals can consent? Seriously. How do you know? If you'd have asked people 60 years ago if we'd ever even seriously consider homosexual marriage they'd have laughed you off the street. We have an element in this society that looks at certain animals as sentient beings. Certain animals are deemed to have self awareness.

Besides, just because homosexuality and beastiality are different in one respect doesn't mean they can't be compared. They are still similar with respect to the fact that both a person who has a sex drive primarily directed toward members of his or her own species of the same sex and a person who has a sex drive primarily directed towards members of some other species have sex drives that don't really fit with the underlying function of the drive. It's like having a hunger drive primarily directed towards eating sand.
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I am asserting that same sex marriage will become the law of the land, and will closely be followed by a constitutional challenge legalizing polygamy, human/animal and human/inanimate-object marriage.


Well, I don't know if ALL that will closely follow but it's definitely hard to argue that it''s discrimination to maintain the "man and woman" part of "one man and one woman" and NOT discrimination against would-be polygamists to maintain the "one" on "one" part.

The animal thing may take some time. But, with the way this culture is evolving nothing would surprise me. There are already plenty of people who basically look at certain animals as distinct sentient beings with rights. And certain animals have shown the ability to reason. Who is to say a day won't come when the culture holds that certain animals have the right to make relationship choices?

I know it seems insane now. But what's going on with homosexuality right now would've seemed insane to people living in the 1950s.
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dbackjon wrote:First off, show me ONE instance where a human LEGALLY married an animal.

Go ahead, and do it.

Second, the leap from going between two consenting adults of opposite sex to two consenting adults of the same sex is VERY SMALL. Anything thing else is a HUGE, HUGE leap.

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JohnStOnge wrote:
Comparing bestiality to homosexuality is retarded.

Animals can't consent. Adult humans can.
How do you know our culture won't someday decide that certain non human animals can consent? Seriously. How do you know? If you'd have asked people 60 years ago if we'd ever even seriously consider homosexual marriage they'd have laughed you off the street. We have an element in this society that looks at certain animals as sentient beings. Certain animals are deemed to have self awareness.

Besides, just because homosexuality and beastiality are different in one respect doesn't mean they can't be compared. They are still similar with respect to the fact that both a person who has a sex drive primarily directed toward members of his or her own species of the same sex and a person who has a sex drive primarily directed towards members of some other species have sex drives that don't really fit with the underlying function of the drive. It's like having a hunger drive primarily directed towards eating sand.
I'll take my chances on that. You spend way to much time worring about the slippery slope. :ohno:
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You guys are really going after the big issues tonight. :lol:
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BlueHen86 wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:
How do you know our culture won't someday decide that certain non human animals can consent? Seriously. How do you know? If you'd have asked people 60 years ago if we'd ever even seriously consider homosexual marriage they'd have laughed you off the street. We have an element in this society that looks at certain animals as sentient beings. Certain animals are deemed to have self awareness.

Besides, just because homosexuality and beastiality are different in one respect doesn't mean they can't be compared. They are still similar with respect to the fact that both a person who has a sex drive primarily directed toward members of his or her own species of the same sex and a person who has a sex drive primarily directed towards members of some other species have sex drives that don't really fit with the underlying function of the drive. It's like having a hunger drive primarily directed towards eating sand.
I'll take my chances on that. You spend way to much time worring about the slippery slope. :ohno:
Just another way to justify bigotry. :ohno: :ohno:
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travelinman67 wrote:
mainejeff wrote:
I didn't even post on this thread, azzhole.

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...but you were wanting to.

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No.......not really.

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dbackjon wrote:Reach of the year nomination #1: T-man
...still no response...

...because you KNOW I'm right...

...just as I was last time we had this debate.

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Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
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If your going to give special rights to gays then why not horses?
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If your going to give special rights to gays then why not horses?
Because the horses voted neigh. :oops:
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BlueHen86 wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If your going to give special rights to gays then why not horses?
Because the horses voted neigh. :oops:
Cheesy, but still a good one. :thumb:
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travelinman67 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:
You've officially lost it.

If you reallly think this, then there is really no help for you.
See if you can defend your position with facts rather than digressing to a D1B playground posture.

It's simple.

Are current marital contracts a function of gender?

Won't it become necessary to remove that function to facilitate same-sex marriage?

Is the argument for removal based upon equal rights of individuals to love whom they choose and contractually bind that relationship?

If the freedom to choose is paramout, then how can non-human bonds be denied?
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BlueHen86 wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If your going to give special rights to gays then why not horses?
Because the horses voted neigh. :oops:
Brilliant!

BH must have some pun dictionary/thesaurus thingy. :lol:
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Appaholic wrote:
travelinman67 wrote:
...still no response...

...because you KNOW I'm right...

...just as I was last time we had this debate.

:coffee:
Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
Exactly. Jon knows he's fishing too. :nod:
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Appaholic wrote:
travelinman67 wrote:
...still no response...

...because you KNOW I'm right...

...just as I was last time we had this debate.

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Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
At face value, the premise for overturning the hetero limitation (founded principally on the precept that heteros form contractual relationships with the intent of procreating), to shifting to a precept of marriage as a contract between two people (humans), incapable of procreating, then opens the door to allow marital contracts between any two consenting parties. Since inanimate objects cannot express consent (incapable), then their "consent" is moot. But nothing prevents more than two people from consenting, so any "law" excluding contracts beyond the "two person" codification, become legally untenable (indefensable).

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D1B wrote:
Appaholic wrote:
Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
Exactly. Jon knows he's fishing too. :nod:
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Awesome. This clinches the seat for McCain.
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AZGrizFan wrote:Awesome. This clinches the seat for McCain.
...until JSO moves to Scottsdale.

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travelinman67 wrote:
Appaholic wrote:
Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
At face value, the premise for overturning the hetero limitation (founded principally on the precept that heteros form contractual relationships with the intent of procreating), to shifting to a precept of marriage as a contract between two people (humans), incapable of procreating, then opens the door to allow marital contracts between any two consenting parties. Since inanimate objects cannot express consent (incapable), then their "consent" is moot. But nothing prevents more than two people from consenting, so any "law" excluding contracts beyond the "two person" codification, become legally untenable (indefensable).

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travelinman67 wrote:
Appaholic wrote:
Ummm...TMan?...I noticed you hadn't responded to Dane's post regarding the legality of the Mass law? And if Mass can specify two persons in their law, why couldn't AZ, NC, La, etc, etc? just wondering.... :?
At face value, the premise for overturning the hetero limitation (founded principally on the precept that heteros form contractual relationships with the intent of procreating), to shifting to a precept of marriage as a contract between two people (humans), incapable of procreating, then opens the door to allow marital contracts between any two consenting parties. Since inanimate objects cannot express consent (incapable), then their "consent" is moot. But nothing prevents more than two people from consenting, so any "law" excluding contracts beyond the "two person" codification, become legally untenable (indefensable).

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