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FEMALE suicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new al-Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines".
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers.
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Hmmmm. Only way to fix this is for TSA to hire breast gropers. I'll volunteer. 
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Fuck man, I'm not sure if I'm for this or not.dbackjon wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... &ATTR=News
FEMALE suicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new al-Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines".
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers.
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Oh yeah, and this is exactly what I said was gonna happen that they were just gonna find an easy way aroung the scanners and we would still have to put up with the inconvenience anyway.
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No problem, just check their bra cup size. If they are a C-4 cup, don't let them on the plane.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Oh yeah, and this is exactly what I said was gonna happen that they were just gonna find an easy way aroung the scanners and we would still have to put up with the inconvenience anyway.
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Are you nuts? You wanna lose a hand when the bloody thing goes off?Skjellyfetti wrote:Hmmmm. Only way to fix this is for TSA to hire breast gropers. I'll volunteer.

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+1BlueHen86 wrote:No problem, just check their bra cup size. If they are a C-4 cup, don't let them on the plane.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Oh yeah, and this is exactly what I said was gonna happen that they were just gonna find an easy way aroung the scanners and we would still have to put up with the inconvenience anyway.
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dbackjon wrote:MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers.
Have at it Jelly.Skjellyfetti wrote:I'll volunteer.

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BlueHen86 wrote:No problem, just check their bra cup size. If they are a C-4 cup, don't let them on the plane.



