Drunk Jerry Jones Trashing Bill Parcells & Tim Tebow

[93henfan]

Video here: http://deadspin.com/5516297/slurring-je ... e=true&s=i

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Other guy: It was a miracle, wasn't it?

JJ: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…

Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell fucking jerseys?

JJ: That's the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

[Laughter]

JJ: [Inaudible. Sounds a little like, "Sell mammoth fuckin' rake," whatever that means.]

JJ: Bill's not worth a shit. I love him.

Different other guy: I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a shit, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J's gotta have a yes man. So to get this fuckin' stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn't take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He'd never get on the field. I can't get him out there.

[Laughter]

JJ: I can't get him out there.

[putter]

Jerry getting hijacked by a cell phone camera.... All he did was tell the truth. Anyone out there that knew Romo would do what he did coming out of the FCS was dreaming, he was a miracle. Jones was under a lot of pressure to get a big name coach to sell a new stadium that he brought in Parcells...he did not want to he needed to. He said he would not waste a draft pick on Tebow because he would not see the field in Dallas..his team and his opinion on his team. Still funny though

[Grizo406]

That clip sounded like the talk that's talked about other posters on CS.com, at one of our "Lunch in Missoula This Friday" get together's!

[grizzaholic]

Not sure why this is news. It is an owner putting back a few and getting punked by a couple of jerks looking for a quick buck. Hope they get what is coming to them.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Not sure why this is news. It is an owner putting back a few and getting punked by a couple of jerks looking for a quick buck. Hope they get what is coming to them.

it's not really news but it is entertainment. No big deal though as JJ can say what he wants as Putter pointed out and anybody that wants to pass judgment about things said in a bar is a pretty big dick anyway.

As far as putting the video out goes I'm not sure the guys have anything coming to them. It looks like the guy is videoing his friend while his friend is talking to a celebrity which a lot of us would probably do. You really can't help the fact that JJ is an outspoken character that gives you something good. Didn't look like they were concealing anything for a "gotcha" moment to me.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Not sure why this is news. It is an owner putting back a few and getting punked by a couple of jerks looking for a quick buck. Hope they get what is coming to them.

it's not really news but it is entertainment. No big deal though as JJ can say what he wants as Putter pointed out and anybody that wants to pass judgment about things said in a bar is a pretty big dick anyway.

As far as putting the video out goes I'm not sure the guys have anything coming to them. It looks like the guy is videoing his friend while his friend is talking to a celebrity which a lot of us would probably do. You really can't help the fact that JJ is an outspoken character that gives you something good. Didn't look like they were concealing anything for a "gotcha" moment to me.

Good thing blueballs isn't JJ's boss. Heaven forbid if JJ has a tattoo also.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

it's not really news but it is entertainment. No big deal though as JJ can say what he wants as Putter pointed out and anybody that wants to pass judgment about things said in a bar is a pretty big dick anyway.

As far as putting the video out goes I'm not sure the guys have anything coming to them. It looks like the guy is videoing his friend while his friend is talking to a celebrity which a lot of us would probably do. You really can't help the fact that JJ is an outspoken character that gives you something good. Didn't look like they were concealing anything for a "gotcha" moment to me.

Good thing blueballs isn't JJ's boss. Heaven forbid if JJ has a tattoo also.

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Good thing blueballs isn't JJ's boss. Heaven forbid if JJ has a tattoo also.

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

Ya had to go get all serious on me? Grizo refuse to be the little spoon last night?

Just poking a little fun, not trying to argue anything. Fucker.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

Ya had to go get all serious on me? Grizo refuse to be the little spoon last night?

Just poking a little fun, not trying to argue anything. Fucker.

Grizo no spoonie makes me arguey.

Normally you're funnier than that so it came in masked as a shot at bb and I thought I'd let you know that I concurred.

My bad. To eliminate confusion in the future though get back to your good material.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Good thing blueballs isn't JJ's boss. Heaven forbid if JJ has a tattoo also.

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

By the way, I was never talking about the judgment of prospective employees for a job, my whole contention in the Tattoos thread was that firing a general employee of your run of the mill employer, based upon an exposed tattoo that wouldn't be exposed when wearing work attire, is excessive.

As far as JJ is concerned and according to BB's standards, Jones should be judged and punished by the NFL; as an owner, he's a representative of the League and should conduct himself by their standards when in a public place, such as a bar. Perspective is everything. I'm pretty sure 99% of fans couldn't give a shit less what he said, myself included.

[clenz]

Good thing blueballs isn't JJ's boss. Heaven forbid if JJ has a tattoo also.

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

Yeah, but doesn't that just scream...I'M DESPERATE AND I CAN'T GET ANY ANYWHERE ELSE SO IT'S ALL YOUR URSUS

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

By the way, I was never talking about the judgment of prospective employees for a job, my whole contention in the Tattoos thread was that firing a general employee of your run of the mill employer, based upon an exposed tattoo that wouldn't be exposed when wearing work attire, is excessive.

As far as JJ is concerned and according to BB's standards, Jones should be judged and punished by the NFL; as an owner, he's a representative of the League and should conduct himself by their standards when in a public place, such as a bar. Perspective is everything. I'm pretty sure 99% of fans couldn't give a shit less what he said, myself included.

Now there you go getting all serious...and I completely agree with you. If the boss has to make the business the work then they have to decide if it is in the best interest of the product they are selling.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Ya had to go get all serious on me? Grizo refuse to be the little spoon last night?

Just poking a little fun, not trying to argue anything. Fucker.

Grizo no spoonie makes me arguey.

Normally you're funnier than that so it came in masked as a shot at bb and I thought I'd let you know that I concurred.

My bad. To eliminate confusion in the future though get back to your good material.

I'm rarely funny. I have a couple gems every now and then, but usually I'm just good for instigating. I promote discussion. But don't worry, I've got something good planned for the very near future.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I ain't talking about boss/employee relationships I'm talking about the public as a bunch of hayseeds out here acting like some drunk talk is a big deal. There hasn't been a lot of that judgment passing on here.

The boss/employee relationship I would agree with bb on.As a boss in certain fields you would have to concern yourself with the image that your company puts out there to the public and a tattooed individual may or may not fit into that image. You are completely free to live your own life and do with it as you will but you are not completely free to have access to certain parts of society and even free market jobs if you do not present yourself as the best candidate for that position.

If I had a choice between hiring two girls for instance that there was no discernible difference between them except that one had one of those idiotic lower back tattoos, then the girl without the "I don't have an original fucking thought in my head and needed to do what Britney Spears or whoever the fuck made this cool" tattoo on her back would get the job...unless the tattoo said "Ursus, put your dick in here!" with and arrow pointing down to her asshole.

We all have choices to make SE 174.

Yeah, but doesn't that just scream...I'M DESPERATE AND I CAN'T GET ANY ANYWHERE ELSE SO IT'S ALL YOUR URSUS

WTF would I care about that for? I'm poking a chick in the ass. Let's not over think this shit clenzie.

[clenz]

Yeah, but doesn't that just scream...I'M DESPERATE AND I CAN'T GET ANY ANYWHERE ELSE SO IT'S ALL YOUR URSUS

WTF would I care about that for? I'm poking a chick in the ass. Let's not over think this shit clenzie.

Think about it though, she get's desperate gets the job because you get to stick it in her pooper. All of a sudden she finds out she can get it from a company that will pay her more...she leaves with all of your secrets because she is a slut.


You hire the non-slut and you are stuck with Jill, but she doesn't leave with all of your secrets

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

WTF would I care about that for? I'm poking a chick in the ass. Let's not over think this shit clenzie.

Think about it though, she get's desperate gets the job because you get to stick it in her pooper. All of a sudden she finds out she can get it from a company that will pay her more...she leaves with all of your secrets because she is a slut.


You hire the non-slut and you are stuck with Jill, but she doesn't leave with all of your secrets

Dude, I can't explain this any simpler than i have. Jill's out and the chick with the advertisement telling me to put in where her uncle used to touch her is in.

[clenz]

Think about it though, she get's desperate gets the job because you get to stick it in her pooper. All of a sudden she finds out she can get it from a company that will pay her more...she leaves with all of your secrets because she is a slut.


You hire the non-slut and you are stuck with Jill, but she doesn't leave with all of your secrets

Dude, I can't explain this any simpler than i have. Jill's out and the chick with the advertisement telling me to put in where her uncle used to touch her is in.

Okay, don't come crying to me when you find out your employee turned the tides on you and give it to you up the ass by taking your secrets and running off with the guy with the bigger dick....

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Dude, I can't explain this any simpler than i have. Jill's out and the chick with the advertisement telling me to put in where her uncle used to touch her is in.

Okay, don't come crying to me when you find out your employee turned the tides on you and give it to you up the ass by taking your secrets and running off with the guy with the bigger dick....

I've been forewarned, but to be honest if she's looking for a big dick then she's in the wrong place here anyway. In fact I market it as "sleek & compact" as that is what they are usually looking for as far as the back door goes anyway.

[clenz]

Okay, don't come crying to me when you find out your employee turned the tides on you and give it to you up the ass by taking your secrets and running off with the guy with the bigger dick....

I've been forewarned, but to be honest if she's looking for a big dick then she's in the wrong place here anyway. In fact I market it as "sleek & compact" as that is what they are usually looking for as far as the back door goes anyway.

I forgot. You once described it by saying something to the effect of "look at this picture and put a thumb by it."

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I've been forewarned, but to be honest if she's looking for a big dick then she's in the wrong place here anyway. In fact I market it as "sleek & compact" as that is what they are usually looking for as far as the back door goes anyway.

I forgot. You once described it by saying something to the effect of "look at this picture and put a thumb by it."

Yeah I really know how to sell don't I!

I think the line was it looks like a tumbleweed painted red with a thumb in the middle.

That seemed like the perfect place for the "thumbs up" smiley.

[grizzaholic]

I've been forewarned, but to be honest if she's looking for a big dick then she's in the wrong place here anyway. In fact I market it as "sleek & compact" as that is what they are usually looking for as far as the back door goes anyway.

I forgot. You once described it by saying something to the effect of "look at this picture and put a thumb by it."

Is that one of the fireballs, with no fire obviously, that rains down on Iowa?

[clenz]

I forgot. You once described it by saying something to the effect of "look at this picture and put a thumb by it."

Yeah I really know how to sell don't I!

I think the line was it looks like a tumbleweed painted red with a thumb in the middle.

That seemed like the perfect place for the "thumbs up" smiley.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

[clenz]

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Nice work Screamin' but now I feel I may have over represented myself.


It may be time to just get rid of the mirrors.