Poll: You'd Bang Sarah Palin, Wouldn't You?

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:39 pm

Conk, Down baby, gun-and-Jesus freak, whatever. I bet she tastes like a bucket of peaches and is tighter 'n a mouse's ear down there!

Post by **Appaholic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:55 pm

Cap'n Cat wrote:Conk, Down baby, gun-and-Jesus freak, whatever. I bet she tastes like a bucket of peaches and is tighter 'n a mouse's ear down there!

Post by **dbackjon** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:10 pm

Hell no!

citdog · Post by **citdog** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:25 pm

dbackjon wrote:Hell no! put i would take part in an interracial gang bang involving barney frank, barry sortero, and pat robertson

we know jon....we know

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:55 pm

dbackjon wrote:Hell no!

Not even with citdog's schmeckle?

Post by **dbackjon** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:06 pm

citdog wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Hell no! put i would take part in an interracial gang bang involving barney frank, barry sortero, and pat robertson
we know jon....we know

Can't you pick a couple more attractive guys rather than frank or robertson? You know, manly men (so that leaves anyone from The Citadel out).

Post by **grizzaholic** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:23 pm

I was expecting some pics of Palin on this thread, not your penis Cap'n. Thanks a lot for burning my eyes. I will now have to get some glasses.

ASUMountaineer · Post by **ASUMountaineer** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:52 pm

The correct answer is: absolutely.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:21 pm

If she don't have some sort of degenerative snapper disorder, and If I could apply enough poly-grip, or even chains all around, you betcha' yaw!

Post by **Appaholic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:12 pm

grizzaholic wrote:I was expecting some pics of Palin on this thread, not your penis Cap'n. Thanks a lot for burning my eyes. I will now have to get some glasses.

AZ is thanking God as we speak that it is not mine......

Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:16 pm

I'd do it in a heart beat but I'd have to flip her over and hit it in the rear though. I don't wanna take a chance of leaving it in her little dummy factory. I may have went too far there, I'm sorry.

Post by **Appaholic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:19 pm

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I'd do it in a heart beat but I'd have to flip her over and hit it in the rear though. I don't wanna take a chance of leaving it in her little dummy factory. I may have went too far there, I'm sorry.

No, you didn't.....and she just know she loves it that way.....grab those pistol grip ears, lean down and whisper, "You're filthier whore than your mother or Bristol"....then hold on for a good ride....

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:36 pm

Appaholic wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I'd do it in a heart beat but I'd have to flip her over and hit it in the rear though. I don't wanna take a chance of leaving it in her little dummy factory. I may have went too far there, I'm sorry.
No, you didn't.....and she just know she loves it that way.....grab those pistol grip ears, lean down and whisper, "You're filthier whore than your mother or Bristol"....then hold on for a good ride....

Jesus, not even i would write that!

Post by **Appaholic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:43 pm

Cap'n Cat wrote:
Appaholic wrote: No, you didn't.....and she just know she loves it that way.....grab those pistol grip ears, lean down and whisper, "You're filthier whore than your mother or Bristol"....then hold on for a good ride....

Jesus, not even i would write that!

WOW!...I've offended Capn...I don't know whether to be proud or go climb in a hole......maybe I'll be proud to go climb in palin's hole.....filthy whore....

houndawg · Post by **houndawg** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:06 pm

Cap'n Cat wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Hell no!
Not even with citdog's schmeckle?

That's not citdog's schmeckle, that's the hat for his dress uniform.

Palin would be putty in my hands after a good session with the old turkey neck at Uncle Houndawg's Love Rodeo.

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:59 pm

Appaholic wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Jesus, not even i would write that!

WOW!...I've offended Capn...I don't know whether to be proud or go climb in a hole......maybe I'll be proud to go climb in palin's hole.....filthy whore....

Post by **grizzaholic** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:49 pm

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I'd do it in a heart beat but I'd have to flip her over and hit it in the rear though. I don't wanna take a chance of leaving it in her little dummy factory. I may have went too far there, I'm sorry.

Don't forget the mud terrain tires. You know you will need them.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:58 pm

Cap'n Cat wrote:Conk, Down baby, gun-and-Jesus freak, whatever. I bet she tastes like a bucket of peaches and is tighter 'n a mouse's ear down there!

Damn, Negroe, you crasey. She had 5 kids! Bangin her would be like tossin a broomstick into a hallway.

Post by **Ursus A. Horribilis** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:45 am

D1B wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Conk, Down baby, gun-and-Jesus freak, whatever. I bet she tastes like a bucket of peaches and is tighter 'n a mouse's ear down there!

Damn, Negroe, you crasey. She had 5 kids! Bangin her would be like tossin a broomstick into a hallway.

Thanks D1B, now I'm gonna get hard every time a carry a broom stick down a hallway and start walking to the backdoor immediately.

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:25 pm

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
D1B wrote: Damn, Negroe, you crasey. She had 5 kids! Bangin her would be like tossin a broomstick into a hallway.
Thanks D1B, now I'm gonna get hard every time a carry a broom stick down a hallway and start walking to the backdoor immediately.

It'd be like swingin' a baseball bat in an aircraft hangar.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:15 pm

Like flinging a little smokey into the Grand Canyon.

UNHWildCats · Post by **UNHWildCats** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:29 pm

dbackjon wrote:Hell no!

agreed

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:19 pm

Appaholic wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:I was expecting some pics of Palin on this thread, not your penis Cap'n. Thanks a lot for burning my eyes. I will now have to get some glasses.
AZ is thanking God as we speak that it is not mine......

Yeah, Stormee told me that one in the picture is WAY to big to be yours...

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