Grizalltheway wrote:
Here's some of the highlights from the modern art museum that I went to in Berlin a couple of years ago: a wool blanket hanging on the wall. A fluorescent light bulb hanging on the wall. And, I **** you not, a blank canvas.

I was with my wife in the Philadelphia Museum of Art a few years ago and I had to laugh at the stupidity of the museum for paying several hundred thousand dollars for what amounted to a bunch of paper mache blobs on poles. Even my wife, who is finishing her MFA, had to concede defeat on that one.
We then walked into a large room with several stones randomly placed on the floor, a couple of circles drawn on the floor, and a few normal items on the wall. I took my jacket off, threw it on the floor near the corner, and started my "critique" pointing out the difference between the softness of the fleece versus the hardness of the floor, the stark, straight lines of the wood versus the curves of the "folds" of the jacket...the shadows were sharply cut on the rolling surface...and topped it off with the contrast between the quiet safety, orderliness, and the desired coziness of the warm, indoor room versus the viewers knowledge that the jacket represented humanity's need and yearning to be outdoors in the cold, and often "dangerous" environment. Where is the jacket's owner? What was he doing outdoors before he rested his jacket here?
A crowd gathered and listened and some people were nodding their heads. After several minutes, I walked over and picked up my jacket while several people almost had a heart attack thinking I was destroying one of the artists works.
Modern artists...convincing people the Emporer's clothes are beautiful.
