When did it become acceptable.............

[YoUDeeMan]

What the hell is going on here.

In depth conversations...by order of Commandant Cleets. Try to keep up.

[JMU DJ]

What the hell is going on here.

In depth conversations...by order of Commandant Cleets. Try to keep up.

Oh, I got that... but boating?


Where's Captain Ahab when you need him?

[YoUDeeMan]

In depth conversations...by order of Commandant Cleets. Try to keep up.

Oh, I got that... but boating?


Where's Captain Ahab when you need him?

Blasphemy! We were talking about SAILING.

Cripes, the next thing you know someone is going to try to imply that a real BBQ includes beef.

Ahab is probably trying to get his crew out of a bar somewhere in the Marquesas.

[Captain Ahab]

Oh, I got that... but boating?


Where's Captain Ahab when you need him?

Blasphemy! We were talking about SAILING.

Cripes, the next thing you know someone is going to try to imply that a real BBQ includes beef.

Ahab is probably trying to get his crew out of a bar somewhere in the Marquesas.

Yar! Sailin indeed be tha art ov tha learned whilst boatin be fer merry-makers an leisure seekin row-abouts. We Nantucket skippers be sailors, an we be skillful sailors at that . Az are tha officers an mates. Tha boat-steerers be practiced, skilled an efficient hands; but tha crew, or so-called "seamen"; tha men who furnish tha sinew an muscle, tha men who performe tha hardest wurk, tha common soldiers of the army of whalemen -- be "greenies."
Green’orns be tha derelicts ov humanity frum tha gutters, raw-boned lads frum tha interior farms, ne'er-do-wells ov families ov note, factory hands, clerks, vagabonds, gamblerz, tramps, criminals dat be tryin ta evade the law, loafers frum park benches -- dey be formin a motley crew culled frum far an near, an be classed under tha commers label ov "bums" by tha officers an skippers.

[native]

Blasphemy! We were talking about SAILING.

Cripes, the next thing you know someone is going to try to imply that a real BBQ includes beef.

Ahab is probably trying to get his crew out of a bar somewhere in the Marquesas.

Yar! Sailin indeed be tha art ov tha learned whilst boatin be fer merry-makers an leisure seekin row-abouts. We Nantucket skippers be sailors, an we be skillful sailors at that . Az are tha officers an mates. Tha boat-steerers be practiced, skilled an efficient hands; but tha crew, or so-called "seamen"; tha men who furnish tha sinew an muscle, tha men who performe tha hardest wurk, tha common soldiers of the army of whalemen -- be "greenies."
Green’orns be tha derelicts ov humanity frum tha gutters, raw-boned lads frum tha interior farms, ne'er-do-wells ov families ov note, factory hands, clerks, vagabonds, gamblerz, tramps, criminals dat be tryin ta evade the law, loafers frum park benches -- dey be formin a motley crew culled frum far an near, an be classed under tha commers label ov "bums" by tha officers an skippers.

At last! The REAL Captain speaks!