A GOHENS Sampler- The Best of "Cluck U" (Almost)

[00bluehen]

Great summary. Truth be told...I wouldn't want a Board where there wasn't room for some ball bustin'. My issue is the lack of cogent thought and, yes, humor in so many of the personal attacks.

But you are, indeed, correct... "We have met the enemy and it is we."

Took a bit of courage on your part to take a side.....the side of civility.

Thanks.

In the absence of an immediate return of GoHens, we'll see if the tone changes at all on this Board. I'll commit to an effort.

North, your "commitment to an effort" didn't even last a full day. Do you lack the will-power and self-control to go 24 stinkin' hours without needing to respond to every potshot and emoticon?

[YoUDeeMan]

Great summary. Truth be told...I wouldn't want a Board where there wasn't room for some ball bustin'. My issue is the lack of cogent thought and, yes, humor in so many of the personal attacks.

But you are, indeed, correct... "We have met the enemy and it is we."

Took a bit of courage on your part to take a side.....the side of civility.

Thanks.

In the absence of an immediate return of GoHens, we'll see if the tone changes at all on this Board. I'll commit to an effort.

North, your "commitment to an effort" didn't even last a full day. Do you lack the will-power and self-control to go 24 stinkin' hours without needing to respond to every potshot and emoticon?

'00 - such is The Word of Bangy...proven consistently to never be honest or accurate. Always has been, always will be.

BTW, emoticons are like alcohol to Bangy...except he is an unfunny, arrogant drunk.

[NorthHen]

00 -

Re-read the excellent "GoHens Demise Analysis" you posted. Somehow I got the impression that you supported the elimination of "potshots" (is that the same as a personal attack) . Not sure what "emotion" entails...does it mean lies?
Now...am I to understand you believe they are a given reality... to be simply ignored? Even if unprovoked.

If so... I accept your new criteria... and I suggest that my response potshots" and "emotion" be ignored as well.
Awaiting your post to Gannonfan, Cluck U, BlueHenBillk, and 77Hen.

Not sure where that gets us, however.

Since Cluckster already used your post for an inane response...might want to remind him that he broke your "truce" immediately after you posted it (concussion on your desk).



Appreciate that you tried.

Continuing GoHens Sampler... (I called for the thread to end yesterday...5/25 9:47PM... by the way.)

[YoUDeeMan]

Hey, I got a love note from Bangy.

I'll break my Hippocratic oath and reveal the inner "reasoning" of Bangy one step at a time.


Sent: Wed May 26, 2010 4:20 pm
From: NorthHen
To: Cluck U

The # of posts discussion is not of national interest. Therefore, it doesn't meet the adult posting suggestions I provided to you on 5/22.

Your obsession on isolated internet arguments involving third parties is a waste of time."

Bangy knows everything...he knows what the "national interest" is...the guy is reading everyone's mind as well as he did Gannofan's.

Yet somehow, Bangy, despite trumpeting that no one is paying attention, can't resist "grandstanding". Heck, he can't even follow his, "adult posting suggestions".

What he isn't telling eveyone, anyone, or no one, is that it was Bangy himself that started this stuff over on GoHens. Yup, a victim of his own disease. Now he cries out for a different set of behaviors...seems to be admitting he was an ass.

I will post more of his essay, now titled, "The Mind of Bangy", to come. It gets even better!

Maybe we can get this "national audience" back up to the "world" audience Bangy first pronounced. After all, he has access to the "national" ratings.

[YoUDeeMan]

00 -

Re-read the excellent "GoHens Demise Analysis" you posted. Somehow I got the impression that you supported the elimination of "potshots" (is that the same as a personal attack) . Not sure what "emotion" entails...does it mean lies?
Now...am I to understand you believe they are a given reality... to be simply ignored? Even if unprovoked.

If so... I accept your new criteria... and I suggest that my response potshots" and "emotion" be ignored as well.
Awaiting your post to Gannonfan, Cluck U, BlueHenBillk, and 77Hen.

Not sure where that gets us, however.

Since Cluckster already used your post for an inane response...might want to remind him that he broke your "truce" immediately after you posted it (concussion on your desk).



Appreciate that you tried.

Continuing GoHens Sampler... (I called for the thread to end yesterday...5/25 9:47PM... by the way.)

Bangy, you have amazing consistency where you post something...decide it doesn't work, and edit...in your case, add...other things quickly.

Hint: it only makes it worse.

Adding the part about me breaking the truce was priceless.

Pssst...if you check your posts, you've also said many times that you were through with threads (see my post regarding your posting pattern) and yet you have failed to even once hold to that idea.

Ding!

[bluehenbillk]

Bangy you'll never change, North hen may be a different name but its the same old douchebag. You can't hold an intellignet sports conversation and peacefully interact with people if you're life depended on it. My 5 & 2 year old boys would get better marks in terms of "plays well with others". Mental midget.

[State Line Liquors]

Why does my mind feel like it's being raped?

[NorthHen]

Bonus Sampler -

On 5/26 at 5:03 PM, Cluck requests a "PM". "PM" sent.

This is another "Go Hens Demo" feature.

Despite requesting a PERSONAL message, ethics are put aside and a selective section of the PERSONAL message is PUBLICLY posted by Cluck U..... hee,hee..."love note"..... that HE requested.

The PERSONAL messaage consisted of ideas to encourage adult conversation.

It is unethical to release a PERSONAL message....especially selected sections out of context. Not unheard of on GoHens... not a first time for Cluck U.... more "body of work" demonstrated.

Print the entire message, Cluckster. I abandon any expectation that the personal message will remain private in an effort to resolve our differences without "grandstanding". In fact, I believe the "body of work" review on this thread will be even clearer when you post the ENTIRE PERSONAL MESSAGE as it was received.

Oh... and BlueHenBillK's back....lots of new, creative, thought-provoking ideas in his newest front porch proclamation.
"Douche" a little thin on this one. Thanks for mentioning the youngens...can see them running around the day care yelling "douche, douche, douche" at all the other chillin'. Most likely not....have a feeling Mrs Bill K doesn't allow the "douche-athon" in the homestead.

GoHens Classics ...the "body of work"

[Bluehen05]

Seriously guys - this is embarrassing for you and the program. Please take a step back be adults.

North Hen you really need help or a hobby (posting on football message boards doesn't count). This **** ruined and dismembered a message board many of us loved, so thanks for that.

[YoUDeeMan]

It is unethical....

ETHICS!?! ETHICS?!?

You were the one who was kicked off GoHens...twice! ETHICS? You were asked politely...many times...by many people...to stop your idiocy. HensRock tried to reason with you...but YOU...decided to spew insults at the very person whose hard work created a place for Hen's fans to discuss their passion.

Holy crap...ETHICS.

It is dizzying to think that you believe what you type.

[NorthHen]

Hopefully HensRock arrives here to discount your fantasy concerning interactions with HensRock. Don't recall you being appointed as the spokesperson for "HensRock".... the pseudo barrister coming out again.


Guess your distraction rant means that you choose not to post the "PM" from which you publicly revealed selected sections. You were so proud before.... "love note' was your term..... show ALL the "love" ...just as it was sent to you.

Nothing new here in the GoHens demo..... strategy of distraction....demonstrated throughout this thread.

[YoUDeeMan]

Time expired
Sent: Wed May 26, 2010 4:20 pm
From: NorthHen
To: Cluck U

…Last time...Gannonfan said your concern was not his concern. And then....YOU post a bolded quote from Gannonfan saying exactly that very thing...it didn't piss him off in the least. You think that comment defends your position... Gannonfan was not bothered. He said so. You have no victim. You have no point.

Point? Anyone who read your "reasoning" regarding your post and Gannonfan's response didn't come away with the issue that "it didn't piss him off"...selective reading by you not withstanding. They came away with the idea that you are loony.

Want more?

Same with the # of posts reference. Who is the victim? Why should I respond to you when you have no actual point? No one, apparently, was insulted, inconvenienced, slandered, or left troubled. In short...mind your own freakin business.

"...mind your own freakin business."

Mind my own freakin business? Hey, genius...this is a MESSAGE BOARD! You never understood that over there.

You decided to be a jackass on GoHens, disrespect HensRock...repeatedly (hey dope, when you get kicked off by a pretty tolerant guy, that means you weren't listening), then you came back and sniped at HensRock for his "intolerance" for your buffoonery. It is OK if you want to block that out and pretend it didn't happen...doesn't change the facts.

Hey, before I post the rest of your silly love note and the scary question of "ethics", why don't you bother to explain why you got kicked off GoHens? Or will you use the old "ghost" defense?

[NorthHen]

Why are you editing and posting only segments?

Post the "PM". All of it. Without comments. How difficult is that to understand?

[bluehenbillk]

Why are you editing and posting only segments?

Post the "PM". All of it. Without comments. How difficult is that to understand?

Don't you get it douchebag, no one listens to you. If you guys have such a beef, meet at the 1st home game of the year & hammer it out, Thursday 9/2.......

[00bluehen]

Why are you editing and posting only segments?

Post the "PM". All of it. Without comments. How difficult is that to understand?

Don't you get it douchebag, no one listens to you. If you guys have such a beef, meet at the 1st home game of the year & hammer it out, Thursday 9/2.......

Better yet, why not be rational and recognize that neither will convince the other that they're "right"...so spare the rest of us and just ignore the other? That would prevent "time/brain matter/life minute wasting" on one side and sheer aggravation on the other.

Not one of these conversations has focused on anything having to do with UD football, by the way. I don't even know if the two involved parties remember what they're arguing over.

I kind of envision these two fighting to be akin to the front-yard fight scene from the movie "Step Brothers". We can only hope they knock each other cold with sports paraphernalia...

[State Line Liquors]

So here goes...

A penguin goes into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn't serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Do you have any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says "No."

"Good!" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"

[State Line Liquors]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he
notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to
look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to
the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After
dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around
town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in
Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the
spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes real mess trying to eat
with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he
goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's
found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
looks like you´ve blown a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

[YoUDeeMan]

A man is driving down the road with a bunch of penguins in the back seat of his car. He gets pulled over for speeding and the police officer, an animal lover, gives the driver the ticket and then starts yelling at the man about having penguins in the back seat. The officer tells the driver to immediately take the penguins to the zoo or he will arrest him on the spot. The driver agrees.

The next day, the officer pulls the same guy over and sees the penguins in the back seat again. “Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo! Why are they still in your back seat?”

“I did take them to the zoo officer, and they had a great time…but today they wanted to go to the movies.”

[YoUDeeMan]

Why are you editing and posting only segments?

Post the "PM". All of it. Without comments. How difficult is that to understand?

Excellent timing, Bangy...classic...right on cue!

Time expired
Sent: Wed May 26, 2010 4:20 pm
From: NorthHen
To: Cluck U

You have a personal problem with something said...debate it...like an adult.

Bottom line....I don't work for you. I don't do assignments.

Tell me you see the irony in that.

[State Line Liquors]

A guy walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink."

The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."

[dbackjon]

Good ones, SLL

[HensRock]

I hope that [Friends and Foes feature] works. Might have saved a website if on the GoHens site.

It WAS on GoHens site. Didn't help.

[GannonFan]

Good to see you around HR.

[AZGrizFan]

Seriously guys - this is embarrassing for you and the program. Please take a step back be adults.

North Hen you really need help or a hobby (posting on football message boards doesn't count). This **** ruined and dismembered a message board many of us loved, so thanks for that.

Pure, unadulterated NONSENSE. This is CLASSIC entertainment.

[YoUDeeMan]

Truth be told...I wouldn't want a Board where there wasn't room for some ball bustin'. My issue is the lack of cogent thought and, yes, humor in so many of my personal attacks.

FIFY

Bangy, quick, get all hot and bothered by '00's "ethics".