A GOHENS Sampler- The Best of "Cluck U" (Almost)

[tampajag]

I have no idea what's going on, but this has been quite a read.

[ChickenMan]

Seriously guys - this is embarrassing for you and the program. Please take a step back be adults.

North Hen you really need help or a hobby (posting on football message boards doesn't count). This **** ruined and dismembered a message board many of us loved, so thanks for that.

Pure, unadulterated NONSENSE. This is CLASSIC entertainment.

While I wouldn't call this exchange 'entertaining' (tedious is more appropriate) I certainly wouldn't consider it to be 'embarrassing' for the UD program. One of the problems I always had with GoHens and AGS was that many of the people there took themselves and the site waaaay too seriously. As if any opinions/comments posted on a such a site really carried any significance in the real world.

[UD77]

I have no idea what's going on, but this has been quite a read.

Love the picture at the bottom of your notes. WOW!!!! Your sister??

[UD77]

I hope that [Friends and Foes feature] works. Might have saved a website if on the GoHens site.

It WAS on GoHens site. Didn't help.

Also good to see your post. You have to be a Saint, are you are posting from the hospital? Can't imagine putting up with this for all the years you ran the site.

[UD77]

From NorthHen

"""""Continuing GoHens Sampler... (I called for the thread to end yesterday...5/25 9:47PM... by the way.)"""""""

By the way the ignore feature is great. I only see notes from he (or she) that will not be named when someone else quotes him - please stop.

I can't help myself to comment on NorthHen's comment above, He is correct - he did comment that the thread dshould removed. What he does not then state ......""""""""" is that HE CONTINUED TO POST ON THE SAME THREAD IN THE SAME WAY AS HE HAD PREVIOUSLY UNTIL HENSROCK (God bless him) DECIDED TO SHUT DOWN THE SITE.

OK it is out of my system and and I can NOW continue to ignore he who will not be named.

[Silenoz]

Why does my mind feel like it's being raped?

[Pwns]

[tampajag]

I have no idea what's going on, but this has been quite a read.

Love the picture at the bottom of your notes. WOW!!!! Your sister??

her name is jaime koeppe, she's my wife but she doesn't know it yet.

[00bluehen]

FIFY

Bangy, quick, get all hot and bothered by '00's "ethics".

There is a general difference in why I posted a direct email, in that I wanted to remind him of a commitment he'd made. I thought about not posting it, but as it had to do with direct public forum issues, I didn't think it would be a problem to him if I posted it. It's different from a private person-to-person exchange.

Please leave me out of your crusade. NorthHen knows I can, and will, deal with him directly if I have to. Without emoticons.

[Bluehen05]

Pure, unadulterated NONSENSE. This is CLASSIC entertainment.

While I wouldn't call this exchange 'entertaining' (tedious is more appropriate) I certainly wouldn't consider it to be 'embarrassing' for the UD program. One of the problems I always had with GoHens and AGS was that many of the people there took themselves and the site waaaay too seriously. As if any opinions/comments posted on a such a site really carried any significance in the real world.

Maybe embarassing was not realistic because ultimately no one cares who wins these debates. But that's the thing, no one cares who wins so why lay it all out there and spend all day dreaming up new arguments. Heck, UD football is the most entertaining 3, (and hopefully 4) months of the year at least for me. But entertainment, school spirit and pride - is where I personally draw the line. To each their own, but I'm thinking we'll have a product to be proud of this year.

LETS GO HENS! How long 'til there's something good to talk about?

[houndawg]

Two rabbis are discussing buying some new clerical robes, one says to the other -"You know, my brother-in-law, Pincus, he's a tailor, maybe if we both order from him we can get a discount". The other rabbi agrees and they go to see Pincus, who agrees to a 10% discount if they both order, which they do. After a week they return to pick up their garments and as they're walking down the street the first rabbi says, "I'm glad we got the discount, but this material feels a bit thin compared to my old robes". The second rabbi says, "Yeah, the price was right but I have a thread already coming loose from my top button". About that time they pass two nuns having a stroll and as they pass the first nun says "Sister, did you see those two handsome priests in their new clerical robes?" The second nun says "Priests? Are you sure, sister? I think they were rabbis". The first nun says "Oh no, sister, I'm certain they were priests, I heard them speaking Latin". The second nun says "Latin? Are you sure? What did they say?" The first nun replies - "They said Pincus Fuctus."

[Tubby Raymond]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he
notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to
look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to
the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After
dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around
town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in
Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the
spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes real mess trying to eat
with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he
goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's
found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
looks like you´ve blown a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

LMAO

[Tubby Raymond]

Why are you editing and posting only segments?

Post the "PM". All of it. Without comments. How difficult is that to understand?

Don't you get it douchebag, no one listens to you.

That's not true BHBK, the sheer # of responses to NH is a demonstration that a) what he has to say is engaging even if you don't agree with his means of expression and b) folks can't control themselves enough not to respond to his point of view.

[ChickenMan]

That's not true BHBK, the sheer # of responses to NH is a demonstration that a) what he has to say is engaging even if you don't agree with his means of expression and b) folks can't control themselves enough not to respond to his point of view.

[trehenton]

Guy goes into a Chinese bar. Bartender says "What you want?" Guy says "Gimme a Stoli, with a twist." Bartender says "OK, once upon a time there were four rittle pigs..."