We're All Doomed.................

[Cap'n Cat]

The world is fvcked. Nothing to do but sit back and surf porn until the inevitable nuclear war, which will be started, undoubtedly, by a hothead Conk president.

[AshevilleApp]

The world is fvcked. Nothing to do but sit back and surf porn until the inevitable nuclear war, which will be started, undoubtedly, by a hothead Conk president.

Sounds like a plan.

[SuperHornet]

I know that to some degree you're being facetious, Cap'n, but you might want to check your sources.

Last I heard, we're under threat of a nuke being dropped on our heads as we speak, and THAT's while we have a Commie at the helm.

[death dealer]

The world is fvcked. Nothing to do but sit back and surf porn until the inevitable nuclear war, which will be started, undoubtedly, by a hothead Conk president.

Probably right. Except you left out the drink good beer and smoke good weed part. And it won't be a nuclear war, it'll be some super-germ that gets us all. Stock your basement up on beer, pot, and snack foods, and secure your T1 line so's you can hold out to the bitter end. Might want to upgrade your airfiltration system too, just to be safe.

Cap'n Cats personal economic stimulus package!

[ASUG8]

I'm sure Iran and the DPRK are just waiting on '16 when they MIGHT have at a shot a Republican prez. BHO's too busy having beer summits and kissing the rings of foreign heads of state to be troubled with someone possibly using the nuclear option.

[ATrain]

Once again, Cap'n proves himself to be a total ignoramous.

Because, whats going to happen is that every government in the world is going to financially collapse, the UN will take over and rule everything, and we'll all be one big, happy family.

[Pwns]

Don't worry Cap'n. Obama will use his messianic powers of persuasion to get all of the world's countries to dismantle their nuclear weapons. And then we'll be back in the good 'ole days of the global village before nuclear weapons. And never mind that then elites will feel more free to wage war for fatuous reasons without worrying about being vaporized by an ICBM or other disastrous consequences of nuclear war. The benevolent, angelic, freedom-loving, uncorruptable UN will protect us from them.

[Ivytalk]

Did Kim Jong-il croak while I was away on vacation?

[LeadBolt]

Did Kim Jong-il croak while I was away on vacation?

No, as a matter of fact I think I have seen him post on one of these FCS blogs....

[BlueHen86]

I know that to some degree you're being facetious, Cap'n, but you might want to check your sources.

Last I heard, we're under threat of a nuke being dropped on our heads as we speak, and THAT's while we have a Commie at the helm.

Understatement of the year.

[Cap'n Cat]

You're all fvcking delusional. The world is in the worst shape it's been since WWII. The U.S. itself is in the worst shape it's ever been. No prospects for delivery in Iraqistan or Afghaniraq. It don't matter who's in the White House, some motherfvcker's gonna dirty-bomb some major or semi-major city and we'll blow the fvck outta everyone for it.
Conk wet dreams will come true, then, the next day, the world will end when everyone takes out their pent-up anger on us and blows the fvck outta North America. And, yes, it's all Reagan's fault.

[ASUG8]

Too bad we're dismantling our nuclear arsenal - sounds like we're going to need them.

[Skjellyfetti]

Too bad we're dismantling our nuclear arsenal - sounds like we're going to need them.

And we'll still have enough to destroy earth's population several times over.

[Gil Dobie]

The Conservative Racist will destoy the planet


Top over Guam


and ruin Lambert Field

[BlueHen86]

The Conservative Racist will destoy the planet


Top over Guam


and ruin Lambert Field

You forgot to mention that Obama will turn us all into corpsemen.

[Rob Iola]

What, no zombies?

[Gil Dobie]

You forgot to mention that Obama will turn us all into corpsemen.

George Bush could drop a nucular bomb on Cominsky Field too

[From the class of 09]

You forgot to mention that Obama will turn us all into corpsemen.

George Bush could drop a nucular bomb on Cominsky Field too

Exactly leave Reagan and Obama out of this we all know it’s Bush’s fault

[Gil Dobie]

George Bush could drop a nucular bomb on Cominsky Field too

Exactly leave Reagan and Obama out of this we all know it’s Bush’s fault

Cominsky Park was an Obama reference , as that's how he pronounced his so-called favorite teams ballpark.

[Cap'n Cat]

Well, Gil, if you were cultured at all, you'd know that many Southsiders pronounce it as "Cominsky", much the same way a Pittsburgher might refer to his favorite football team as the "Stillers". I lived both places, I know.

Not everything revolves around your Fargo-to-White Bear Lake existence.

[From the class of 09]

Exactly leave Reagan and Obama out of this we all know it’s Bush’s fault

Cominsky Park was an Obama reference , as that's how he pronounced his so-called favorite teams ballpark.

It was an attempt at humor and apparently it worked

[Gil Dobie]

Well, Gil, if you were cultured at all, you'd know that many Southsiders pronounce it as "Cominsky", much the same way a Pittsburgher might refer to his favorite football team as the "Stillers". I lived both places, I know.

Not everything revolves around your Fargo-to-White Bear Lake existence.

..........and in Texas they pronounce it Nucular

[JohnStOnge]

I thought it was that the planet is going to melt due to climate change.

[native]

What, no zombies?

Yes I have no zombies:

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[kalm]

Meh, it will more than likely be a slow death. We're too pathetic to bomb right now anyway.