Another Reason To Close The Borders.....

[Cap'n Cat]

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A woman was on the dance floor after midnight at Drink, a downtown Minneapolis bar, when a man she didn't know grabbed her waist from behind and rubbed against her, she told police.

Then the woman felt wetness on the back of her shorts and bare legs, and it became apparent the man had completed a sex act, she reported.

Based on that report, 36-year-old Jose Angel Olivar Sanchez was in the Hennepin County Jail on Friday, facing a count of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, a gross misdemeanor, and a count of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

In a statement to police through an interpreter, Olivar Sanchez allegedly admitted that he became aroused while dancing behind the woman and that he exposed himself, touched her bare leg and masturbated. He said the woman didn't give him permission to do so, the complaint said.

[Baldy]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

[BlueHen86]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Wet Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

[Cap'n Cat]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

Man, you blame him? Here she is:

[Baldy]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

Man, you blame him? Here she is:

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[Cap'n Cat]

Better?

[Ivytalk]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Wet Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

Great FIFY! Beat me to it!

[AZGrizFan]

He's just coming here for a better life and to find his version of the "American Dream".

...and hotter chicks to sexually assault.

Man, you blame him? Here she is:

She has to wear shorts like that to take the attention from her horseface.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

She doesnt have a Whoresface.................

[Baldy]

Man, you blame him? Here she is:

She has to wear shorts like that to take the attention from her horseface.

What face?

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

http://www.startribune.com/local/100658 ... ec8O7EyUsl

A woman was on the dance floor after midnight at Drink, a downtown Minneapolis bar, when a man she didn't know grabbed her waist from behind and rubbed against her, she told police.

Then the woman felt wetness on the back of her shorts and bare legs, and it became apparent the man had completed a sex act, she reported.

Based on that report, 36-year-old Jose Angel Olivar Sanchez was in the Hennepin County Jail on Friday, facing a count of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, a gross misdemeanor, and a count of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

In a statement to police through an interpreter, Olivar Sanchez allegedly admitted that he became aroused while dancing behind the woman and that he exposed himself, touched her bare leg and masturbated. He said the woman didn't give him permission to do so, the complaint said.

Hes just doing the jobs American wont do.............................

[Cap'n Cat]

http://www.startribune.com/local/100658 ... ec8O7EyUsl

A woman was on the dance floor after midnight at Drink, a downtown Minneapolis bar, when a man she didn't know grabbed her waist from behind and rubbed against her, she told police.

Then the woman felt wetness on the back of her shorts and bare legs, and it became apparent the man had completed a sex act, she reported.

Based on that report, 36-year-old Jose Angel Olivar Sanchez was in the Hennepin County Jail on Friday, facing a count of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, a gross misdemeanor, and a count of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

In a statement to police through an interpreter, Olivar Sanchez allegedly admitted that he became aroused while dancing behind the woman and that he exposed himself, touched her bare leg and masturbated. He said the woman didn't give him permission to do so, the complaint said.

Hes just doing the jobs American wont do.............................

Post of the day!!!!

[blueballs]

Bullllllllllllllllllllllshit...

Don't let Cap'n pull y'all's legs...

It was HE who spooged all over that young butterface, and he paid the mexican who fell on the sword with a nickel bag of weed full of seeds and stems and 20 year old Hustler magazines that are all yellowed and the pages stuck together.

[SDHornet]

Bullllllllllllllllllllllshit...

Don't let Cap'n pull y'all's legs...

It was HE who spooged all over that young butterface, and he paid the mexican who fell on the sword with a nickel bag of weed full of seeds and stems and 20 year old Hustler magazines that are all yellowed and the pages stuck together.

He is probably very accustomed of that bammer weed back in his homeland.
But I agree, closing the border will eliminate any and all threats of lewd acts and sexual assaults in this country.

[houndawg]

http://www.startribune.com/local/100658 ... ec8O7EyUsl

A woman was on the dance floor after midnight at Drink, a downtown Minneapolis bar, when a man she didn't know grabbed her waist from behind and rubbed against her, she told police.

Then the woman felt wetness on the back of her shorts and bare legs, and it became apparent the man had completed a sex act, she reported.

Based on that report, 36-year-old Jose Angel Olivar Sanchez was in the Hennepin County Jail on Friday, facing a count of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, a gross misdemeanor, and a count of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

In a statement to police through an interpreter, Olivar Sanchez allegedly admitted that he became aroused while dancing behind the woman and that he exposed himself, touched her bare leg and masturbated. He said the woman didn't give him permission to do so, the complaint said.

Hes just doing the jobs American wont do.............................

In that case................I'm glad he came.......................

[bobbythekidd]

Hes just doing the jobs American wont do.............................

In that case................I'm glad he came.......................

[Baldy]

Bullllllllllllllllllllllshit...

Don't let Cap'n pull y'all's legs...

It was HE who spooged all over that young butterface, and he paid the mexican who fell on the sword with a nickel bag of weed full of seeds and stems and 20 year old Hustler magazines that are all yellowed and the pages stuck together.

He is probably very accustomed of that bammer weed back in his homeland.
But I agree, closing the border will eliminate any and all threats of lewd acts and sexual assaults in this country.

No, but at least it would have prevented that one.
Plus there would be one less dead nun in Virginia...

http://www.newsplex.com/home/headlines/99842909.html

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Hes just doing the jobs American wont do.............................

In that case................I'm glad he came.......................

Two years of reading your posts and BANG finally something funny!

Nicely done!

[89Hen]

Based on that report, 36-year-old Jose Angel Olivar Sanchez was in the Hennepin County Jail on Friday, facing a count of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, a gross misdemeanor, and a count of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

No shit.

[Grizalltheway]

Still waiting on your "first time", Alphie...

[houndawg]

In that case................I'm glad he came.......................

Two years of reading your posts and BANG finally something funny!

Nicely done!

You've come a long way in two years.

[CID1990]

Every single Mexican who is in America illegally is also a Catholic.

Every. Single. One.

[89Hen]

Every single Mexican... is also a Catholic.

Every. Single. One.

FIFY

[GSUhooligan]

Every single Mexican who is in America illegally is also a Catholic.

Every. Single. One.

Oh yeah, I forgot that they preach hatred of anyone who isn't a white protestant at citadel. I found a video of a knob getting quizzed after his first day. " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Wedgebuster]

Would you let Jesus across the border if he was undocumented?