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Bikini-Clad Strippers Protest Church in Rural Ohio

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WARSAW, Ohio (AP) — Strippers dressed in bikinis sunbathe in lawn chairs, their backs turned toward the gray clapboard church where men in ties and women in full-length skirts flock to Sunday morning services.

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The strippers, fueled by Cheetos and nicotine, are protesting a fundamentalist Christian church whose Bible-brandishing congregants have picketed the club where they work. The dancers roll up with signs carrying messages adapted from Scripture, such as "Do unto others as you would have done unto you," to counter church members who for four years have photographed license plates of patrons and asked them if their mothers and wives know their whereabouts.

Club owner Tommy George met with the preacher and offered to call off his not-quite-nude crew from their three-month-long protest if the church responds in kind. But pastor Bill Dunfee believes that a higher power has tasked him with shutting down the strip club.

"As a Christian community, we cannot share territory with the devil," Dunfee said. "Light and darkness cannot exist together, so The Fox Hole has got to go."


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too pasty. they need to stay out there in the sun a few more days
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Yep, that's about what I would expect strippers in Ohio to look like. :D
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Appaholic wrote:WARSAW, Ohio (AP) — Strippers, who amazingly have never seen a tanning bed, dressed in bikinis...
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Is that their "B" team?
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SunCoastBlueHen wrote:Yep, that's about what I would expect strippers in Ohio to look like. :D
:lol: Yeah, I forgot where the story was. Around here, those girls would be cleaning the toilets at strip clubs, and we're third or fourth rate compared to some places in the south.
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The "Fox Hole?" :lol:

Great name for a strip club, but if anything, they should be investigated for false advertising.
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Cluck U wrote:The "Fox Hole?" :lol:

Great name for a strip club, but if anything, they should be investigated for false advertising.
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Initially sided with the Strip Club until I saw the picture. Now, I may send a donation to the church to help the cause..... :?
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I just threw up.
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!

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AZGrizFan wrote:HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!

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Now now boys, those skanks are God's children too, albeit fugly ones.

This is nothing more than a ruse dreamed up and hatched by the church to recruit people who will be sympathetic to their cause... draft a couple of skanks from the rectumry, give 'em signs, and stick 'em out on the corner to protest the church. People look at those godawful roadwhores and feel sorry for the church... makes perfect sense.

I guarandamntee church fundraising will spike due to this effort.
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I wouldn't bang them, but I probably wouldn't consider them "fugly" either. (difficult to tell from just the one picture)

I love the notion of their protest though.
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Mental note: Do not go to strip clubs in Ohio.


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JayJ79 wrote:I wouldn't bang them, but I probably wouldn't consider them "fugly" either. (difficult to tell from just the one picture)

I love the notion of their protest though.
I would bang them...& they are fugly...how ironic...
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JayJ79 wrote:I wouldn't bang them, but I probably wouldn't consider them "fugly" either. (difficult to tell from just the one picture)

They could have nice personalities, though.
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