San Diego Obama supporter shot in head!

[native]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed by local Democrats. It was determined to be Bush's fault.

This is another chain letter of the type that that Cap hates - mostly because it illustrates a truth with which he is uncomfortable. It is not from any attributable source, as far as I know, but would fit right in with the Onion.

[native]

Here is another:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

[native]

Obama Self Portrait:

[houndawg]

Shouldn't you be in church whining about your victimhood?

[UNHWildCats]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed by local Democrats. It was determined to be Bush's fault.

This is another chain letter of the type that that Cap hates - mostly because it illustrates a truth with which he is uncomfortable. It is not from any attributable source, as far as I know, but would fit right in with the Onion.

this has been around long before anyone even knew who Obama was. Well minus the last two lines anyway.

[native]

...this has been around long before anyone even knew who Obama was...

here is another oldie but goodie, wildcats:

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my behind that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[kalm]

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

Easy their Nate, that one can describe both sides of the aisle and both the haves and have nots.

[native]

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

Easy their Nate, that one can describe both sides of the aisle and both the haves and have nots.

Point taken. If we eliminated the individual income tax and capital gains taxes, I would consider supporting Obama's proposed increase in estate taxes.

[kalm]

Easy their Nate, that one can describe both sides of the aisle and both the haves and have nots.

Point taken. If we eliminated the individual income tax and capital gains taxes, I would consider supporting Obama's proposed increase in estate taxes.

Interesting notion Nate. BTW, does he want to increase it or restore it?

And I would gladly trade welfare spending and subsidies for a restriction on dynastic wealth. I think the founders would agree.