It's officially Professional Hockey season!!!

[bandl]

Now that that other sport is outta the way...

[Gil Dobie]

UNO 5-1 so far

[bandl]

UNO 5-1 so far

New Orleans has a college hockey team?

[93henfan]

Now that that other sport is outta the way...

ATLANTIC ......GP W L OTL PTS
Philadelphia 12 7 4 1 15
NY Rangers 11 6 4 1 13
Pittsburgh 12 6 5 1 13
NY Islanders 11 4 5 2 10
New Jersey 13 3 9 1 7

[Gil Dobie]

UNO 5-1 so far

New Orleans has a college hockey team?

University of Nebraska Omaha for you hockey illiterates

Sweep of Minnesota and a split with Michigan and a top 10 ranking.

[bandl]

Now that that other sport is outta the way...

ATLANTIC ......GP W L OTL PTS
Philadelphia 12 7 4 1 15
NY Rangers 11 6 4 1 13
Pittsburgh 12 6 5 1 13
NY Islanders 11 4 5 2 10
New Jersey 13 3 9 1 7

I saw that Staal is out for a while. Any injury to the Pens is good for me.
Now if only Crosby's baby tears would blind him so much that he would skate face first into the glass and give himself a severe concussion....

[Gil Dobie]

I saw that Staal is out for a while. Any injury to the Pens is good for me.
Now if only Crosby's baby tears would blind him so much that he would skate face first into the glass and give himself a severe concussion....

Crosby is a great kid

[bandl]

New Orleans has a college hockey team?

University of Nebraska Omaha for you hockey illiterates

Sweep of Minnesota and a split with Michigan and a top 10 ranking.

I probably couldn't care less about Nebraska, or any college hockey team in general.

I care more about the subpar dookie I took this morning. I'm VERY concerned about that....

[Gil Dobie]

University of Nebraska Omaha for you hockey illiterates

Sweep of Minnesota and a split with Michigan and a top 10 ranking.

I probably couldn't care less about Nebraska, or any college hockey team in general.

I care more about the subpar dookie I took this morning. I'm VERY concerned about that....

In Minnesota we care about all hockey, but the Minnesota State High School Tournament is the greatest hockey spectacle in the land.

Go Chicago Black Hawks.

[bandl]

I probably couldn't care less about Nebraska, or any college hockey team in general.

I care more about the subpar dookie I took this morning. I'm VERY concerned about that....

In Minnesota we care about all hockey, but the Minnesota State High School Tournament is the greatest hockey spectacle in the land.

Go Chicago Black Hawks.

Is South Dakota considered a territory of Minnesota?

[93henfan]

I saw that Staal is out for a while. Any injury to the Pens is good for me.
Now if only Crosby's baby tears would blind him so much that he would skate face first into the glass and give himself a severe concussion....

Common ground for Flyers and Caps (you, right?) fans.

[bandl]

I saw that Staal is out for a while. Any injury to the Pens is good for me.
Now if only Crosby's baby tears would blind him so much that he would skate face first into the glass and give himself a severe concussion....

Common ground for Flyers and Caps (you, right?) fans.

Yeppers. The Caps will probably win the Regular Season Championship again.

[Gil Dobie]

Is South Dakota considered a territory of Minnesota?

No, but they are lining up to join the Big Sky Football Conference.

[bandl]

Is South Dakota considered a territory of Minnesota?

No, but they are lining up to join the Big Sky Football Conference.

The what? Are you speaking french?

[Gil Dobie]

No, but they are lining up to join the Big Sky Football Conference.

The what? Are you speaking french?

We go too da rink an play sum ode tyme hokey, we.

[bandl]

The what? Are you speaking french?

We go too da rink an play sum ode tyme hokey, we.

You're 80% not right in the head.

[Gil Dobie]

Chicago 14 7 6 1 15 (Defending Stanley Cup Champions)
St. Louis 9 6 1 2 14
Detroit 9 6 2 1 13
Nashville 10 5 2 3 13
Columbus 10 6 4 0

[Gil Dobie]

We go too da rink an play sum ode tyme hokey, we.

You're 80% not right in the head.

Are you like a 52 year old crotchety man with no humor?

[bandl]

You're 80% not right in the head.

Are you like a 52 year old crotchety man with no humor?

I'm not quite that old, and I will CERTAINLY put my crotch anywhere I damn well please!

[Grizalltheway]

AVS baby, AVS. They be comin' out of da west.

[grizzaholic]

What is this HOCKEY you speak of?

[T-Dog]

I would like to thank Bettman for that wonderful Helsinki-Ottawa-Vancouver-San Jose-Los Angeles-Phoenix road trip to open the season for the Canes before playing our first home game. And then having a home game against the Caps, going to NYC to play the Rangers, then coming home the next day to play the Penguins, going back up north to play the Flyers, and now back in Raleigh to play the Islanders tonight and going to Miami tomorrow to play the Panthers.

Being 5-6 so far is a miracle. Fuck you Bettman.

[bandl]

I would like to thank Bettman for that wonderful Helsinki-Ottawa-Vancouver-San Jose-Los Angeles-Phoenix road trip to open the season for the Canes before playing our first home game. And then having a home game against the Caps, going to NYC to play the Rangers, then coming home the next day to play the Penguins, going back up north to play the Flyers, and now back in Raleigh to play the Islanders tonight and going to Miami tomorrow to play the Panthers.

Being 5-6 so far is a miracle. Fuck you Bettman.

Better now to get a shitty schedule out of the way than later, right?
But man, that sucks. Helsinki all the way to the West Coast before a single home game?? Yikes.
Caps are very beatable right now, btw. They are up and down from game to game. They haven't found their mid/end of season groove yet.

[T-Dog]

Technically, one of the Helsinki games was a "home game" for us, but yeah, the real home opener two weeks after the season starts sucks.

[ToTheLeft]

AVS baby, AVS. They be comin' out of da west.