Hardcore Commie Blue State Leads Nation In Drunk Driving

[BigApp]

More than 26% of Wisconsin adults 18 and older told government researchers in massive nationwide surveys that they had driven under the influence in the previous year.

Not only was that the highest percentage of any state, it was more than 70% above the national average, 15.1%.

http://www2.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=742584

[dbackjon]

but they are happy drunks

[Gil Dobie]

but they are happy drunks

They are at Lambeau Field, come to the Metrodome and you get some angry drunks.

[AZGrizFan]

but they are happy drunk donks

Edited for accuracy. This is a political problem, right D?

It's all those damned evil Donks' fault!

[HI54UNI]

but they are happy drunks

They are at Lambeau Field, come to the Metrodome and you get some angry drunks.

Or horny drunks. http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_11081756

[dbackjon]

They are at Lambeau Field, come to the Metrodome and you get some angry drunks.

Or horny drunks. http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_11081756

classic!

[AshevilleApp]

They are at Lambeau Field, come to the Metrodome and you get some angry drunks.

Or horny drunks. http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_11081756

Damn, talk about a timely trip to the bathroom.

[Cap'n Cat]

Be this as it may, Wisconsin is a hardcore commie blue state as much as CitDog is a calm and quiet, happy citizen.

[travelinman67]

Be this as it may, Wisconsin is a hardcore commie blue state as much as CitDog is a calm and quiet, happy citizen.

There ya go. Something we can agree on, Cap. Citdog seemed very calm and happy when I met him.


(...though he did get a little agitated when the DVD player in his GMC Denali kept crapping out. Probably woulda had better luck with a Dodge.)