JFK Assassination "Conspiracy"

[clenz]

Likely the cause of his bad shooting, couldn't shut up long enough to get a good shot off.

If he couldn't get a good shot off, then why was Jackie holding some brain before she went under the overpass?

Homeslice learned the weapon in three shots: whiff, two-fer neck/back, head. That's what I call a quick study.

[93henfan]

For those who suspect a mob connection, could Oswald's use of an Italian rifle have been a calling card?

Btw, use of an Italian rifle makes the shooting even more impressive. Anyone here ever own an Italian car (before you sold it due to all the maintenance you constantly had to get done to keep it running)?

[COBBLESTONE]

For those who suspect a mob connection, could Oswald's use of an Italian rifle have been a calling card?

No, but both Kennedy brothers being on the Kefauver Committee might be.

[JoltinJoe]

For those who suspect a mob connection, could Oswald's use of an Italian rifle have been a calling card?

Oh, yes, absolutely. That PROVES everything.

[CID1990]

For those who suspect a mob connection, could Oswald's use of an Italian rifle have been a calling card?

Btw, use of an Italian rifle makes the shooting even more impressive. Anyone here ever own an Italian car (before you sold it due to all the maintenance you constantly had to get done to keep it running)?

No because if the mob supplied the gun it would have been a Hi-Point 9mm with a rusty slide.

[93henfan]

For those who suspect a mob connection, could Oswald's use of an Italian rifle have been a calling card?

Oh, yes, absolutely. That PROVES everything.

I was trying to inject some levity.

My personal thoughts are that Oswald was just a short-dick with no friends, like McVeigh, who was so pissed off at the world that he had to create his own little fantasy about what was evil and then attacked it.

[kalm]

Oh, yes, absolutely. That PROVES everything.

I was trying to inject some levity.

My personal thoughts are that Oswald was just a short-dick with no friends, like McVeigh, who was so pissed off at the world that he had to create his own little fantasy about what was evil and then attacked it.

...with the mob's help.

[93henfan]

I was trying to inject some levity.

My personal thoughts are that Oswald was just a short-dick with no friends, like McVeigh, who was so pissed off at the world that he had to create his own little fantasy about what was evil and then attacked it.

...with the mob's help.

Did they help him climb the stairs to the sixth floor?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

...with the mob's help.

Did they help him climb the stairs to the sixth floor?

Did they try and stop him?


Sorry, I had to try some of this conspiracy cloak on for size there. It's a pretty easy gig turns out.

[93henfan]

Did they try and stop him?

As soon as I read that I heard this sound in my head:
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[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Did they try and stop him?

As soon as I read that I heard this sound in my head:
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GOOD! That means I finally got this fucking HAARP radio tuned in correctly. Now you will soon be thinking about David Bowie and hearing the song Young American in your head.

young American, young American, he was a young American...


Now you will after hearing that song in your head for a short time hear Jesse Ventura (In your version of his voice) say

MIND CONTROL!!

[kalm]

...with the mob's help.

Did they help him climb the stairs to the sixth floor?

They pushed the button on the elevator.

[CID1990]

I was trying to inject some levity.

My personal thoughts are that Oswald was just a short-dick with no friends, like McVeigh, who was so pissed off at the world that he had to create his own little fantasy about what was evil and then attacked it.

...with the mob's help.

What do the mob and the Klan have in common?

They are much less competent than most folks give them credit for.

[JoltinJoe]

Oh, yes, absolutely. That PROVES everything.

I was trying to inject some levity.

I know. I was just playing along with your joke.