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[Skjellyfetti]

A shocking report prepared for Prime Minister Putin by the Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate (GRU) states that one of the United States top experts in biological and chemical weapons was brutally murdered after he threatened to expose a US Military test of poison gas that killed hundreds of thousands of animals in Arkansas this past week.

According to this report, John P. Wheeler III, Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force, Washington, D.C. from 2005-2008, when he became the Special Assistant to the Acting Assistant Secretary of the Air Force for Installations, Logistics and Environment, was found brutally murdered and dumped in a landfill, and as we can read as reported by Fox News:

“Delaware Police are investigating the apparent murder of a former Bush official who also championed the fund-raising effort to build the Vietnam Veterans Memorial on the Mall in Washington, D.C. Wheeler’s body was found in Wilmington on Friday.

According to police, somebody initially reported that the body was dumped out of a refuse truck, which would have been coming from Newark, onto the landfill. Newark Police spokesman Lt. Mark Farrall told Fox News that nobody had reported Wheeler missing before he was found.

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[dbackjon]

Newark DE - Blue Hens - dead birds between Newark and Frisco.

Championship game near Dallas, home of the Grassy Knoll

[SDHornet]

Newark DE - Blue Hens - dead birds between Newark and Frisco.

Championship game near Dallas, home of the Grassy Knoll

I like where this is going...so the if the dead bird represent EWU...and a dead body was found in Delaware, I think it's a message from Al Quaida (sp?) that there may be a terrorist attack at the game in Frisco.

[CID1990]

Newark DE - Blue Hens - dead birds between Newark and Frisco.

Championship game near Dallas, home of the Grassy Knoll

I like where this is going...so the if the dead bird represent EWU...and a dead body was found in Delaware, I think it's a message from Al Quaida (sp?) that there may be a terrorist attack at the game in Frisco.

Thanks a lot, SD.

Now when the T&A screeners show up at the game to fondle everyone's sacks they'll be using your theory as justification.

[SDHornet]

I like where this is going...so the if the dead bird represent EWU...and a dead body was found in Delaware, I think it's a message from Al Quaida (sp?) that there may be a terrorist attack at the game in Frisco.

Thanks a lot, SD.

Now when the T&A screeners show up at the game to fondle everyone's sacks they'll be using your theory as justification.

Don't worry, there will only be a few thousand people sacrificing their civil liberties.

[Ivytalk]

Paging Vince Foster.

[kalm]

A shocking report prepared for Prime Minister Putin by the Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate (GRU) states that one of the United States top experts in biological and chemical weapons was brutally murdered after he threatened to expose a US Military test of poison gas that killed hundreds of thousands of animals in Arkansas this past week.

According to this report, John P. Wheeler III, Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force, Washington, D.C. from 2005-2008, when he became the Special Assistant to the Acting Assistant Secretary of the Air Force for Installations, Logistics and Environment, was found brutally murdered and dumped in a landfill, and as we can read as reported by Fox News:

“Delaware Police are investigating the apparent murder of a former Bush official who also championed the fund-raising effort to build the Vietnam Veterans Memorial on the Mall in Washington, D.C. Wheeler’s body was found in Wilmington on Friday.

According to police, somebody initially reported that the body was dumped out of a refuse truck, which would have been coming from Newark, onto the landfill. Newark Police spokesman Lt. Mark Farrall told Fox News that nobody had reported Wheeler missing before he was found.

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How do they get "GRU" out of Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate"? Shit like that is what cost the Russkies the cold war.

[houndawg]

I like where this is going...so the if the dead bird represent EWU...and a dead body was found in Delaware, I think it's a message from Al Quaida (sp?) that there may be a terrorist attack at the game in Frisco.

Thanks a lot, SD.

Now when the T&A screeners show up at the game to fondle everyone's sacks they'll be using your theory as justification.

Need to put one of those palm buzzer gag gifts by your sack - the sack checker's expression when he/she grabbed it would be effing priceless.....

[dbackjon]

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How do they get "GRU" out of Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate"? Shit like that is what cost the Russkies the cold war.

Where are the Russian Spammers when you need them?

GRU or Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniye is the foreign military intelligence directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation (formerly the Soviet Army General Staff of the Soviet Union). GRU is the English transliteration of the Russian acronym ГРУ, which stands for "Главное Разведывательное Управление", meaning Main Intelligence Directorate. The official full name translation is II Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. Other name, GRU GSh (GRU Generalnovo Shtaba, i.e. "GRU of the General Staff").

The GRU is Russia's largest foreign intelligence agency.[1] In 1997 it deployed six times as many agents in foreign countries as the SVR, which is the KGB intelligence successor. It also commanded 25,000 Spetsnaz troops in 1997.[2]

The current GRU Director is Lieutenant General Alexander Shlyakhturov.[3]

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[89Hen]

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[89Hen]

The conspiracy has now spread to Sweden...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40921795/ns ... ?gt1=43001

To add to the mystery, 50-100 jackdaws, a bird species in the crow family, fell dead in central Sweden late Tuesday night

[Grizalltheway]

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Loved that one.

[Wedgebuster]

Why are all these dead birds black?

[89Hen]

Why are all these dead birds black?

[dbackjon]

There is now a clear Delaware Connection:


Hundreds more birds found dead in western Ky.

MURRAY, Ky. - Kentucky wildlife officials say several hundred dead birds were found dead in the western part of the state.

The grackles, red wing blackbirds, robins and starlings were found last week.



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Delaware fans have been trying to eliminate Murray State for months now. All the US bird deaths are happening between Delaware and Frisco.



Clearly, we need to lock the State down.

[Ivytalk]

There is now a clear Delaware Connection:


Hundreds more birds found dead in western Ky.

MURRAY, Ky. - Kentucky wildlife officials say several hundred dead birds were found dead in the western part of the state.

The grackles, red wing blackbirds, robins and starlings were found last week.



Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/ ... z1AD3sxEMU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Delaware fans have been trying to eliminate Murray State for months now. All the US bird deaths are happening between Delaware and Frisco.



Clearly, we need to lock the State down.

"Dogs and cats sleeping together! Mass hysteria!" -- Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

[JoltinJoe]

And 2 million dead fish in the Cheasepeake ... So now the fish are sleeping with the fish ...

[andy7171]

And 2 million dead fish in the Cheasepeake ... So now the fish are sleeping with the fish ...

Seagulls are gorging themselves on all these dead fish. Pretty soon all the seasgulls are going to start falling out of the sky. The cycle has begun, where will it end!?!

[Wedgebuster]

And why are all these dead fish carp?

[89Hen]

And why are all these dead fish carp?

I thought the ones in Ark were drum or spot. Is that a type of carp?

[andy7171]

And why are all these dead fish carp?

I thought the ones in Ark were drum or spot. Is that a type of carp?

90% of the Chesapeake fish kill are spot. And they are all in the 3-6" range. Apparently once they get bigger than that they migrate south to warmer waters. The cold snap in December brought the Bay water down too sharply for the spot remaining to handle.

[dbackjon]

I thought the ones in Ark were drum or spot. Is that a type of carp?

90% of the Chesapeake fish kill are spot. And they are all in the 3-6" range. Apparently once they get bigger than that they migrate south to warmer waters. The cold snap in December brought the Bay water down too sharply for the spot remaining to handle.

See Spot Swim
See Spot Die
Die Spot Die

[dbackjon]

Still, note that the Chesapeake Kill is near Delaware, and between UD and Frisco.

Eagles eat fish.

I am still blaming all of these kills on Delaware.

[Ivytalk]

90% of the Chesapeake fish kill are spot. And they are all in the 3-6" range. Apparently once they get bigger than that they migrate south to warmer waters. The cold snap in December brought the Bay water down too sharply for the spot remaining to handle.

See Spot Swim
See Spot Die
Die Spot Die

Pretty funny .... Dick!

[SuperHornet]

Amazing...

Nearly 25 posts to this thread and the intended target still hasn't chimed in yet.

Where is he, SloStang?