2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

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2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

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This time in the Chesapeake Bay! Someone wake up expandspanos!!

Experts say cold weather likely cause of fish kill
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It could be two weeks before state officials know for certain what killed an estimated 2 million fish in the Chesapeake Bay.

Or, they may never find out the exact cause.

Biologists with the Maryland Department of the Environment sent tissue samples from the fish, mostly juvenile spot 3- to 6-inches long, to state labs to pinpoint the reason they died. But for now, they believe a rapid drop in temperature in December caused cold-water stress, said MDE spokeswoman Dawn Stoltzfus.


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I only count 18,523 fish in that picture. Nice exaggeration though.
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...and I was quoting the article. :|
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andy7171 wrote:Image

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...and I was quoting the article. :|
OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:
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Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
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89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Sprout stole it. :?
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Candyrea!

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bandl wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Image

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...and I was quoting the article. :|
OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!
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JMU DJ wrote:
bandl wrote: OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!
Get a Liberty grad to count them...


(cause then the fish will multiply. get it? haha, right, guys?)
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mebison wrote:
JMU DJ wrote:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!
Get a Liberty grad to count them...


(cause then the fish will multiply. get it? haha, right, guys?)
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Someone needs to check and see if they were attending Michelle Bachman's re-education camp.
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Wake me up when it's soylent green.

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Gay fish committing suicide? It must be Dubya's fault.

George Bush doesn't care about Gay Fish.
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89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Nope, never have............

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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Nope, never have............

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I knew it was only a matter of time... :kisswink:
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andy7171 wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Nope, never have............

:coffee:
I knew it was only a matter of time... :kisswink:
Dude, seriously...


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