Dear Tom Brady

[HI54UNI]

Dear Tom:

Now that the season is done there are few things you need to do. Start by getting your balls out of the purse/man bag Gisele makes you carry. Then go get your fucking hair cut. Even my 10 year old daughter thinks you look like a girl. If Gisele wants to make it with a woman tell her to invite some of her fellow Victoria Secret models over and tell her to do it with them. Then be a man and join in with them while they are going at it. I would suggest that you have Gisele start with this one:





You're a QB on a pro football team. You've won the Superbowl. You're married to a supermodel. Most men would give their left nut to be you. Stop being a fucking pussy and act like a man damn it!

[BlueHen86]

[bandl]

But what if Gisele likes his hair like that? If she told me to I'd die my hair pink and shave my ass if I got to hit that on a regular basis.