Rahm Emanuel: F*** Me!
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Rahm Emanuel: F*** Me!
"I should've stayed in DC and continued to manage that dysfunctional White House staff," said an apoplectic Rahm Emanuel after learning that the Illinois Court of Appeals had decided to throw his name off the ballot in Chi-town for failure to meet the residency requirement. "S**t, even that Mick Daley couldn't pull a single precinct for me!"
"F*** those old geezer judges. I'll win in the state supreme court. And f*** those press hounds who were pulling against me. And f*** me for hiring a lousy lawyer who lost the whole f*****g thing for me," said the flustered former Clintonite wunderkind.
"And by the way, we need more goddam civility in this country. And Cutler should give up his man-cave and play on that candy-ass knee of his!"
"F*** those old geezer judges. I'll win in the state supreme court. And f*** those press hounds who were pulling against me. And f*** me for hiring a lousy lawyer who lost the whole f*****g thing for me," said the flustered former Clintonite wunderkind.
"And by the way, we need more goddam civility in this country. And Cutler should give up his man-cave and play on that candy-ass knee of his!"
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Do you have a link this Onion article Ivy? Looks like a good one. I was just posting about how funny those bastards are.
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Ursus, that's Ivytalk's original work!Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Do you have a link this Onion article Ivy? Looks like a good one. I was just posting about how funny those bastards are.
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Ivytalk wrote:Ursus, that's Ivytalk's original work!Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Do you have a link this Onion article Ivy? Looks like a good one. I was just posting about how funny those bastards are.But I appreciate the Onion reference!
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And as far as Rahm - couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
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he ain't finished yet...
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Way to go Ivytalkin'trash!Ivytalk wrote:Ursus, that's Ivytalk's original work!Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Do you have a link this Onion article Ivy? Looks like a good one. I was just posting about how funny those bastards are.But I appreciate the Onion reference!
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Great stuff!Ivytalk wrote:Ursus, that's Ivytalk's original work!Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Do you have a link this Onion article Ivy? Looks like a good one. I was just posting about how funny those bastards are.But I appreciate the Onion reference!
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Right, since Rahmbo is in the Chicago political class, the actual local laws do not apply to him. He will get his way because he is a Chicago insider with power.TwinTownBisonFan wrote:he ain't finished yet...
No other reason.
Why do they bother with writing the laws in Chicago???
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native wrote:Right, since Rahmbo is in the Chicago political class, the actual local laws do not apply to him. He will get his way because he is a Chicago insider with power.TwinTownBisonFan wrote:he ain't finished yet...
No other reason.
Why do they bother with writing the laws in Chicago???
Because once a decade or so the Honks win an election.
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They need rules that keep the masses in their place.native wrote:Right, since Rahmbo is in the Chicago political class, the actual local laws do not apply to him. He will get his way because he is a Chicago insider with power.TwinTownBisonFan wrote:he ain't finished yet...
No other reason.
Why do they bother with writing the laws in Chicago???
And TTBF is correct, his goose isn't cooked yet.
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I am of the opinion that the Chicago election laws are living, breathing, evolving documents and the Illinois supreme court will verify it. 
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Ivytalk wrote:"I should've stayed in DC and continued to manage that dysfunctional White House staff," said an apoplectic Rahm Emanuel after learning that the Illinois Court of Appeals had decided to throw his name off the ballot in Chi-town for failure to meet the residency requirement. "S**t, even that Mick Daley couldn't pull a single precinct for me!"
"F*** those old geezer judges. I'll win in the state supreme court. And f*** those press hounds who were pulling against me. And f*** me for hiring a lousy lawyer who lost the whole f*****g thing for me," said the flustered former Clintonite wunderkind.
"And by the way, we need more goddam civility in this country. And Cutler should give up his man-cave and play on that candy-ass knee of his!"
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to be clear - in politics there is something akin to "coaching trees" in football... I'm on Rahm's (a long-ass way down... but I'm on there) I know his campaign manager, and he seems cautiously optimistic that he'll be on the ballot in the end.
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http://www.suntimes.com/3483600-417/ema ... allot.html
and just like that -

and just like that -
the court - in taking the case stated:The Illinois Supreme Court Tuesday agreed to hear the appeal of a court decision that knocked Rahm Emanuel out of the mayoral race.
“The Board of Elections is directed that if any ballots are printed while this Court is considering this case, the ballots should include the name of petitioner Rahm Emanuel as a candidate for Mayor of the City of Chicago.’’
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90 days before the 2004 election, Alan Keyes was not and had never been a resident of Illinois, yet he was still allowed on the US Senate ballot.
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Are the eligibility laws for the State of Illinois senate election the same as the City of Chicago? If not that is of no relevance.UNHWildCats wrote:90 days before the 2004 election, Alan Keyes was not and had never been a resident of Illinois, yet he was still allowed on the US Senate ballot.
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Would state law trump city law?blueballs wrote:Are the eligibility laws for the State of Illinois senate election the same as the City of Chicago? If not that is of no relevance.UNHWildCats wrote:90 days before the 2004 election, Alan Keyes was not and had never been a resident of Illinois, yet he was still allowed on the US Senate ballot.
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no. municipalities can set their own standards for eligibility - however, the crux of this case is more complicated and has less to do with a set number of days per se, but much more to do with what one must do or have done to "establish residency" or how one "loses residency"houndawg wrote:Would state law trump city law?blueballs wrote:
Are the eligibility laws for the State of Illinois senate election the same as the City of Chicago? If not that is of no relevance.
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:no. municipalities can set their own standards for eligibility - however, the crux of this case is more complicated and has less to do with a set number of days per se, but much more to do with what one must do or have done to "establish residency" or how one "loses residency"houndawg wrote:
Would state law trump city law?
Paying property tax isn't enough? It should be, imo.
Although the thought of one of the ruling class suddenly scrambling for a job is amusing.
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Nice! (I caught that)OL FU wrote:I am of the opinion that the Chicago election laws are living, breathing, evolving documents and the Illinois supreme court will verify it.
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Illinois SCOTUS rules Emanuel on the ballot.
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