THANK GOD!

[Wedgebuster]

No Kurt Warner, Tim Tebow, or Tony Dungy religitard involved with this years Super Bowl thanking God for touchdowns, first downs, etc!! Thank You God, Thank YOU!!

Discus;

[Gil Dobie]

The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

[Wedgebuster]

The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

And that's what I love about them, they go about God's work without promoting them selves as religious attention whores.

Praise The Lord!!

[Grizalltheway]

Cue SH.

[Wedgebuster]

Cue SH.

[kalm]

Rothlisberger heaped praise on Jeebus in his post game interview.

[dbackjon]

Rothlisberger heaped praise on Jeebus in his post game interview.

For what, letting him rape women at will?


At least Tebone, Warner, Dungy actually try to live by the ideals they preach.

[clenz]

Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

[kalm]

Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

Yes.

[Thumper 76]

Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

Yes.

[kalm]

Yes.

Which one are you shaking your head at?

[JoltinJoe]

Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

Yes.

[VictorG]

The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

TV pregame starts tomorrow doesn't it?

[89Hen]

No Kurt Warner, Tim Tebow, or Tony Dungy religitard involved with this years Super Bowl thanking God for touchdowns, first downs, etc!! Thank You God, Thank YOU!!

Discus;

What's to discuss?

[Thumper 76]

Which one are you shaking your head at?

[tampajag]

The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

That G actually stands for Grambling

And they're closing the roof so I guess God has to buy a ticket

[SuperHornet]

Praising God for good things is actually more plausible than thanking the Almighty Trash Heap.

[griz37]

Do we get to look forward to another commercial where Tim Tebow thanks his mom for not aborting him?

[Wedgebuster]

Do we get to look forward to another commercial where Tim Tebow thanks his mom for not aborting him?

I would be happy to get on there and thank God he gave me a black dick.

And that's no foolin'

[ToTheLeft]

Thank God I'm able to post on this forum.

I'm really grateful I'm saved so I can spend time talking with all you guys!

Thank Jesus! Amen!



(If we won't get it in the Super Bowl, might as well give Wedgie some of what he'll be missing)

[Vidav]

The thanks are annoying just because it becomes "Thank you Jesus for helping me to win and not those assholes on the other team. . ." Like God would have a side in the Super Bowl.

[Gil Dobie]

The thanks are annoying just because it becomes "Thank you Jesus for helping me to win and not those ******* on the other team. . ." Like God would have a side in the Super Bowl.

Not so sure God is not a Packer fan as the old joke implies

A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven. He was talking to an angel trying to get the lowdown on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former Packers in heaven. The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here." He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins. Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was here and as he asked, he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl. When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi. The angel replied, "No, that was just God. He just thinks he's Lombardi."

[Wedgebuster]

Wait! Hold Everything!

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[Gil Dobie]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, look what I've made." Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass and inquired "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite shore-line along the largest of the Great Lakes. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Gabriel gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them in Minnesota."

[Wedgebuster]

Tom Brady goes to heaven!

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