Would you be willing to give up $1 bills to save $500MM/Year

[dbackjon]

You don't have the wife pack a lunch for you?

Not today. Today I am eating a huge blue cheese bacon cheeseburger, in honor of the catholic yahoos who can't eat meat because of belly button lint. What about you? You eating some sausage today?

No, I had sausage yesterday.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

You're either a really good tipper or a tightwad.

Why do you think I'm so rich, BIATCH?!?!

Because you are on the internet.

[Ivytalk]

I'll be damned if I'm going to throw a handful of nickels or dimes at drivers who piss me off on the Beltway. Pennies are perfect weapons.

Nickels have more heft.

Heh-heh-heh! He said (noticing GATW's siggy) "heft"!!

[bandl]

Why do you think I'm so rich, BIATCH?!?!

Because you are on the internet.

I just shit $5k and then gave it all away to the peasants wiping my ass. It's good to be the king.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

<<<<-------------Laughs at the fact you only have $5k to give away to the peasants.....I do that twice an hour.

[bandl]

<<<<-------------Laughs at the fact you only have $5k to give away to the peasants.....I do that twice an hour.

I have a pretty tight butt hole, that's all that can fit. I guess yours is pretty loose though

[BDKJMU]

Would rather deal with losing a couple hundred in cash (which knock on wood hasn't happened before), than be a victim of identity theft (has happened twice with my Amex card). Since the last time a couple of years ago I've always paid cash at restaurants (I'm convinced a waiter with a skimmer was how it happened the last time). Anytime a merchant can't take a credit card payment from me without me being able to maintain a constant visual on the credit card I'll pay cash. I've jumped on merchants before for simply turning around with my credit card where I couldn't maintain a 100% visual on the card. Use of skimmers is too widespread. Reason I always carry cash.

[93henfan]

What?

Leaves us with these letters...tigd....I'll be damned if I can make a word out of that. maybe 93 can make up some stupid shit.

Shut your whore mouth.

[bandl]

Would rather deal with losing a couple hundred in cash (which knock on wood hasn't happened before), than be a victim of identity theft (has happened twice with my Amex card). Since the last time a couple of years ago I've always paid cash at restaurants (I'm convinced a waiter with a skimmer was how it happened the last time). Anytime a merchant can't take a credit card payment from me without me being able to maintain a constant visual on the credit card I'll pay cash. I've jumped on merchants before for simply turning around with my credit card where I couldn't maintain a 100% visual on the card. Use of skimmers is too widespread. Reason I always carry cash.

Maybe you shouldn't jump on merchants...

I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever had a single problem with identity theft.

[bandl]

Leaves us with these letters...tigd....I'll be damned if I can make a word out of that. maybe 93 can make up some stupid shit.

Shut your whore mouth.

That's 4 words. You're an idiot.

[93henfan]

Shut your whore mouth.

That's 4 words. You're an idiot.

I'll turn your head around backwards and throw you in the Anacostia River.

[ASUG8]

Would rather deal with losing a couple hundred in cash (which knock on wood hasn't happened before), than be a victim of identity theft (has happened twice with my Amex card). Since the last time a couple of years ago I've always paid cash at restaurants (I'm convinced a waiter with a skimmer was how it happened the last time). Anytime a merchant can't take a credit card payment from me without me being able to maintain a constant visual on the credit card I'll pay cash. I've jumped on merchants before for simply turning around with my credit card where I couldn't maintain a 100% visual on the card. Use of skimmers is too widespread. Reason I always carry cash.

I know it's a pain in the ass disputing charges, but isn't your personal liability only $50 or so?

[bandl]

That's 4 words. You're an idiot.

I'll turn your head around backwards and throw you in the Anacostia River.

Now you're just being absurd. And quite rude.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

<<<<-------------Laughs at the fact you only have $5k to give away to the peasants.....I do that twice an hour.

I have a pretty tight butt hole, that's all that can fit. I guess yours is pretty loose though

Like Lohan.............................

[BDKJMU]

Would rather deal with losing a couple hundred in cash (which knock on wood hasn't happened before), than be a victim of identity theft (has happened twice with my Amex card). Since the last time a couple of years ago I've always paid cash at restaurants (I'm convinced a waiter with a skimmer was how it happened the last time). Anytime a merchant can't take a credit card payment from me without me being able to maintain a constant visual on the credit card I'll pay cash. I've jumped on merchants before for simply turning around with my credit card where I couldn't maintain a 100% visual on the card. Use of skimmers is too widespread. Reason I always carry cash.

Maybe you shouldn't jump on merchants...

I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever had a single problem with identity theft.

You're fortunate then. FTC says over 9 million Americans become victims of it every year. Another survey from Javelin Strategy & Research shows that 11.1 million Americans say they were ID theft victims in 2009.

Survey Reveals 38 Million Americans Claim Identity Theft In Their Lifetime
20% of U.S. households have a member who was violated by identity theft – - number of victims per year on the rise
http://www.prweb.com/releases/identityh ... 862994.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bandl]

Maybe you shouldn't jump on merchants...

I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever had a single problem with identity theft.

You're fortunate then. FTC says over 9 million Americans become victims of it every year. Another survey from Javelin Strategy & Research shows that 11.1 million Americans say they were ID theft victims in 2009.

Survey Reveals 38 Million Americans Claim Identity Theft In Their Lifetime
20% of U.S. households have a member who was violated by identity theft – - number of victims per year on the rise
http://www.prweb.com/releases/identityh ... 862994.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

how did I know you were going to post some useless stats about this?

[CID1990]

What about strippers?

Strippers have a coin slot.

[kalm]

What about strippers?

Strippers have a coin slot.

But the hopper gets full mighty quick.

(I have no idea what that even means)

[JohnStOnge]

I thought about whether or not to type this but I guess it's OK. My problem is that the GAO is the messenger. I have dealt with the GAO ...been interviewed by GAO auditors...and I really don't think it necessarily knows what it's doing in any particular case. I know when I was interviewed I came away with the impression that the guys involved did not understand enough about what they were investigating to make a competent judgement. To me you'd have to have a more credible institution saying it before I'd start thinking about it.