Simplicity

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:56 pm

Got this e-mail today...

Brilliant in its simplicity................

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

Damn - I love it when a plan comes together!!

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:57 pm

Sheer genius.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:17 pm

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:28 pm

I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:35 pm

Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.

That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.

Chizzang · Post by **Chizzang** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:17 pm

Ivytalk wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.

It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal

Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...

Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it - except there is no historical evidence (ever) of a republican president reducing the size of government to the point that it was actually smaller than he inherited

If it had even happened once.. repulicans could at least honestly hang their hat on that - but - the myth continues

Post by **Ivytalk** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:29 pm

Chizzang wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.

It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal

Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...

Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it

Well said, Mr. All-But-H-Degree-Who-Presses-His-Boxers.

As usual, you're reading way too much into it. It's also proven that Liberals have less of a sense of humor -- and a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:44 pm

Ivytalk wrote: a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.

lol.

No way. Conservatives OWN the crotchety old man demographic. Liberals own the chill, pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippy demographic.

[youtube][/youtube]

Post by **travelinman67** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:48 pm

Ivytalk wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.

ALPHAGRIZ1 · Post by **ALPHAGRIZ1** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:09 pm

Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.

Post by **kalm** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:14 pm

Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.

This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of

or a

, much less a

.

Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.

You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.

Post by **kalm** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:16 pm

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.

Same can be said for straight, abortionless Republican.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:52 pm

Chizzang wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.

It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal

Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...

Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it - except there is no historical evidence (ever) of a republican president reducing the size of government to the point that it was actually smaller than he inherited

If it had even happened once.. repulicans could at least honestly hang their hat on that - but - the myth continues

Republican governments increase at a decreasing rate when compared to donk governments. Case in point, 2000-2008 versus 2008-2011.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:53 pm

Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.

You're just jealous because you're not smart enough to OPEN an email.

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:54 pm

Ooooooo. SICK BURN.

∞∞∞ · Post by **∞∞∞** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:02 pm

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.

So is "brilliant in its simplicity" when applied to politics.

mainejeff · Post by **mainejeff** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:57 pm

89Hen wrote:Got this e-mail today...

Brilliant in its simplicity................

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

Damn - I love it when a plan comes together!!

Do you REALLY think that homosexuals pass on the gay gene???......

God help them if any of your Chuck E. Cheeseheads turn out to be fags or dykes......

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:10 am

Skjellyfetti wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.
lol.

No way. Conservatives OWN the crotchety old man demographic. Liberals own the chill, pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippy demographic.

Liberals own both.

[youtube][/youtube]

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:13 am

Ivytalk wrote:It's also proven that Liberals have less of a sense of humor

kalm wrote:Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.

This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of or a , much less a .

Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.

You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:13 am

mainejeff wrote:Do you REALLY think that homosexuals pass on the gay gene???......

Do you REALLY think this was a serious e-mail?

Post by **Ivytalk** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:44 am

kalm wrote:Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.

This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of or a , much less a .

Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.

You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.

Huh? Chizz and jelly can't even own each other, much less the rest of us. More like an exercise in mutual futility.

And as for you, klam, you probably think Al Franken is the apotheosis of laffs.

GrizFanStuckInUtah · Post by **GrizFanStuckInUtah** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:59 am

A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.

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