ANKENY, Iowa -- A 15-year-old girl found a campaign worker from Alabama banging on her Ankeny family's back door early Wednesday morning.
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"His arm was in my back door, trying to get in and I screamed and went upstairs to my parents room and I continued screaming," said Chloe Steward.
And by "didn't work hard" you mean "knew to just go home when shit faced", right?Ivytalk wrote:You're just jealous that your own operatives didn't work that hard. If they had, Michelle Bachmann would be a beautician right now.
Whatsamatter, Sparky? No sense of humor? Oh, I forgot -- you're a Donk!Grizalltheway wrote:And by "didn't work hard" you mean "knew to just go home when **** faced", right?Ivytalk wrote:You're just jealous that your own operatives didn't work that hard. If they had, Michelle Bachmann would be a beautician right now.
Take a look in the mirror.Ivytalk wrote:Whatsamatter, Sparky? No sense of humor? Oh, I forgot -- you're a Donk!Grizalltheway wrote:
And by "didn't work hard" you mean "knew to just go home when **** faced", right?
my lads worked hard... probably drank harder to boot... very few professions drink like operatives. they just never ended up pounding on a 15 year olds back door at 3 am...Ivytalk wrote:You're just jealous that your own operatives didn't work that hard. If they had, Michelle Bachmann would be a beautician right now.
Whoa if you read that last sentence really fast it's almost like you said....nevermind...TwinTownBisonFan wrote:my lads worked hard... probably drank harder to boot... very few professions drink like operatives. they just never ended up pounding on a 15 year olds back door at 3 am...Ivytalk wrote:You're just jealous that your own operatives didn't work that hard. If they had, Michelle Bachmann would be a beautician right now.
SDHornet wrote:Whoa if you read that last sentence really fast it's almost like you said....nevermind...TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
my lads worked hard... probably drank harder to boot... very few professions drink like operatives. they just never ended up pounding on a 15 year olds back door at 3 am...
wow - that really sounds awful on re-reading... 
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:SDHornet wrote: Whoa if you read that last sentence really fast it's almost like you said....nevermind...
