Pastor with FAKE SEAL story

[grizzaholic]

In the wake of the dramatic Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden's compound earlier this month, it was perhaps to be expected that some expansive soul would step forward to claim the prestige of a fabricated tour as a SEAL for himself. Such tall tales are not uncommon, after all, amid high-profile military actions.

This time the exposed fabricator was a preacher--though people who monitor this brand of public lie note that members of the clergy are often tempted into such misrepresentations. More curious still, the prevaricator in question seems to have lifted at least some details of his account from the 1992 Steven Seagal SEAL-themed blockbuster, "Under Siege."


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[andy7171]

F'ing catholics!

[Wedgebuster]

I bet he thought Segal's name was "Siege"

[grizzaholic]

To save D1B the time I will post this gem for him.

"We deal with these guys all the time, especially the clergy. It's amazing how many of the clergy are involved in those lies to build that flock up," said retired SEAL Don Shipley..."

[dbackjon]

Disgusting.

[Wedgebuster]

Well, they have to tell their flocks they believe in miracles, walking on water, and fish/bread multiplication tables.

[houndawg]

Why not? They lie about everything else.

[D1B]

F'ing catholics!

Nope Dipshit, your priests primarily sodomize, rape and physically abuse underage boys.

[AZGrizFan]

F'ing catholics!

Nope Dipshit, your priests primarily sodomize, rape and physically abuse underage boys.

Hey, D, this story is your WET DREAM...you can bash religion AND the military, all in one thread!!

[D1B]

Nope Dipshit, your priests primarily sodomize, rape and physically abuse underage boys.

Hey, D, this story is your WET DREAM...you can bash religion AND the military, all in one thread!!

Fuck you Z. Both are the most dangerous and evil forces on the planet right now, and you fucking know it you atheist, pro-choice fat fuck.

[AZGrizFan]

Hey, D, this story is your WET DREAM...you can bash religion AND the military, all in one thread!!

Fuck you Z. Both are the most dangerous and evil forces on the planet right now, and you fucking know it you atheist, pro-choice fat fuck.

DRINK.


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[andy7171]

Didn't d1b once get banned from AGS for calling you a fat ass? Ah the memories....

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Its funny how D1Boy calls everyone else a fat ass........................I have only seen pictures of D1Boy but if the camera puts on 20lbs he must have 7 cameras on his 200lb ass.


Dude wears a 16ft Bass boat "Tight" (Should have gone with the 18 footer)

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Hey, did I ever tell you guys I was a SEAL?

[dbackjon]

Hey, did I ever tell you guys I was a SEAL?

Mascots don't count

[93henfan]

Hey, did I ever tell you guys I was a SEAL?

You were in my BUDS class at Coronado, remember? You handled my dinghy ever so gently.

[Wedgebuster]

Hey, did I ever tell you guys I was a SEAL?

You were in my BUDS class at Coronado, remember? You handled my dinghy ever so gently.

More like a goose than a seal, eh?

[D1B]

Its funny how D1Boy calls everyone else a fat ass........................I have only seen pictures of D1Boy but if the camera puts on 20lbs he must have 7 cameras on his 200lb ass.


Dude wears a 16ft Bass boat "Tight" (Should have gone with the 18 footer)

Fuck off, Commander McFlabbenhoff. It's baby fat.

[Bronco]

Maybe the Churches and Schools need to quit hiring gay folks.
Kid in a candy store thing.

Judge tells paedophile he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'
Daily Mail ^ | Last updated at 8:10 PM on 10th May 2011 | By Daily Mail Reporter

A judge has sentenced a child molester to seven years in prison, telling him he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'. 71-year-old former school bus driver Delton Gorges insisted that he was heterosexual in official reports, despite the allegation that he had abused young boys.

But in controversial comments while sentencing the man, Wisconsin judge Philip Kirk told Gorges there was as much likelihood of him being straight as the judge having worn a prom dress that year

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...

[dbackjon]

Maybe the Churches and Schools need to quit hiring gay folks.
Kid in a candy store thing.

Judge tells paedophile he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'
Daily Mail ^ | Last updated at 8:10 PM on 10th May 2011 | By Daily Mail Reporter

A judge has sentenced a child molester to seven years in prison, telling him he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'. 71-year-old former school bus driver Delton Gorges insisted that he was heterosexual in official reports, despite the allegation that he had abused young boys.

But in controversial comments while sentencing the man, Wisconsin judge Philip Kirk told Gorges there was as much likelihood of him being straight as the judge having worn a prom dress that year

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...

What a fucking moron - the judge should be disbarred.

[citdog]

Maybe the Churches and Schools need to quit hiring gay folks.
Kid in a candy store thing.

Judge tells paedophile he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'
Daily Mail ^ | Last updated at 8:10 PM on 10th May 2011 | By Daily Mail Reporter

A judge has sentenced a child molester to seven years in prison, telling him he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'. 71-year-old former school bus driver Delton Gorges insisted that he was heterosexual in official reports, despite the allegation that he had abused young boys.

But in controversial comments while sentencing the man, Wisconsin judge Philip Kirk told Gorges there was as much likelihood of him being straight as the judge having worn a prom dress that year

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...

What a fucking moron - the judge should be disbarred.

BUT YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE FAG JUDGE WHO RULED ON THE CALIFORNIA ASS PIRATE MARRIAGE CASE?

[dbackjon]

What a fucking moron - the judge should be disbarred.

BUT YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE FAG JUDGE WHO RULED ON THE CALIFORNIA ASS PIRATE MARRIAGE CASE?

Why should anyone? Should only a woman be allowed to rule on an abortion case? Should only a married person be able to rule on a divorce case?

Judges are supposed to put aside personal feelings and rule on the merits of the case.

[grizzaholic]

BUT YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE FAG JUDGE WHO RULED ON THE CALIFORNIA ASS PIRATE MARRIAGE CASE?

Why should anyone? Should only a woman be allowed to rule on an abortion case? Should only a married person be able to rule on a divorce case?

Judges are supposed to put aside personal feelings and rule on the merits of the case.

Most judges have agendas. Sad, but true.

[JohnStOnge]

Never have understood why people do stuff like that. I mean, I know people do it all the time. But I never have understood it. You are really sticking your neck out by publicly saying you did something you didn't do; especially when you are in a "public" position. Just doesn't make sense. And it's SO unecessary. He could've NOT said that and his life would've been pretty much the same as it would've been if he had said it and gotten away with it.

Just don't get it. Why take that kind of risk for no reason?

[CID1990]

Maybe the Churches and Schools need to quit hiring gay folks.
Kid in a candy store thing.

Judge tells paedophile he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'
Daily Mail ^ | Last updated at 8:10 PM on 10th May 2011 | By Daily Mail Reporter

A judge has sentenced a child molester to seven years in prison, telling him he is 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'. 71-year-old former school bus driver Delton Gorges insisted that he was heterosexual in official reports, despite the allegation that he had abused young boys.

But in controversial comments while sentencing the man, Wisconsin judge Philip Kirk told Gorges there was as much likelihood of him being straight as the judge having worn a prom dress that year

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...

I have to take issue with this judge.

Only Jon and SK are that gay.