Tom Brady Has Gone Soft

Post by **Col Hogan** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:51 am

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/p ... gone_soft/

JMU DJ · Post by **JMU DJ** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:18 am

But you simply cannot have your quarterback being fed like an infant at poolside. Remember, people - this is a football player we're talking about. This is your quarterback. Think there's any photographic evidence of Johnny Unitas being spoon-fed? Bet Slingin' Sammy Baugh's wife never tried to sling any hash into his mouth.

Post by **HI54UNI** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm

I don't know if I would ever be "soft" around this.

bench · Post by **bench** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:56 pm

I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.

JoltinJoe · Post by **JoltinJoe** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm

If you're going to hang it up, why not Minka Kelly?

Yankees Star Derek Jeter Engaged to Minka Kelly?

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:58 pm

bench wrote:I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.

More Poon
More Money
More Looks

He's a "triple-threat" guy!

bench · Post by **bench** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:35 pm

AZGrizFan wrote:
bench wrote:I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.
More Poon
More Money
More Looks

He's a "triple-threat" guy!

I think it's kind of amusing that the worst-fielding shortstop in the American League has turned more plays from deep in the gap than anyone else in the long, storied history of Ever

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:47 pm

bench wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
More Poon
More Money
More Looks

He's a "triple-threat" guy!
I think it's kind of amusing that the worst-fielding shortstop in the American League has turned more plays from deep in the gap than anyone else in the long, storied history of Ever

That's a looooong time.

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